Superman Soars With Herpes And Shit Around The Web

Here's an interesting proposition for the comic nerds. Can Superman contract The Herp? Current Superma Henry Cavilwas seen leaving the Chateau Marmont with Paris Hilton. Kryptonite. Read all about Superman's latest foe: the demon rash. (Dlisted) Nikki Lund in all her wet bikini glory. (Egotastic) Jennifer Lopez is making a shit ton of money to sing her sucky songs in Vegas. (TMZ) Kim Kardashian shows off her big ol'...read more

Kaley Cuoco Getting Shtupped by Superman

According to several excitably romantic sounding gossip blogs, Superman 'mega-hunk' Henry Cavill is now sticking it to Kaley Cuoco. I guess you'd have to call that a win for Kaley. Even though she's a great looking woman for whom I'd mule drugs into Singapore if she promised me sex of any kind, I'm guessing that Superman can pretty much get any woman in Hollywood that he wants. That's a power only really known to...read more

first pictures of Michael Shannon as General Zod

I'm not positive if that headline is true by the way. It's not like I'm under oath or anything. But that's Michael Shannon on set in Toronto today as the villain in the new Superman movie. I haven't seen any other ones, and they don't have any on ‘Man of Steels' facebook fan page, and they've done a real good job with stuff like this. Like those pictures of Henry Cavill as Clark Kent. So if that headline is a lie,...read more

its Superman. and his penis.

The Superman reboot ‘Man of Steel' filmed some more scenes yesterday with Plano, Illinois, filling in for Smallville, and, um, here are some pictures of Henry Cavill in the new, very very tight Superman costume. It's as if they skipped ahead and just made the porn parody first. So on top of all the action, this looks like it should be a good date movie too, especially if you and your date are both men. (image source =...read more

its Superman! And a girl! And some guy!

A facebook fan page, specifically this one, has some new pictures from the set of 'Man of Steel' showing Henry Cavill in his Superman uniform, and comic nerds everywhere are atwitter because his outfit now seems to be almost all dark blue and does not have the traditional red underwear thing. It's also the first look at Antje Traue as Faora, who is also from Krypton but evil (Faora, not Antje). It also shows some guy...read more

first look at Henry Cavill as Superman

The reboot of the Superman reboot 'Man of Steel' hasn't actually begun filming yet, but Warner Bros has released the very first look at Henry Cavill as Superman anyway (giant full size copy here). And he looks good. He's a good choice. Granted Brandon Routh was really good too, so this part is no indication of quality. And I'm so happy that they're telling the origin story, because how come he can fly and stuff? Where...read more

Wednesday afternoon headlines

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER - has agreed to reprise his most famous role in Terminator 5, to be directed by Justin Lin, whose first task will be to explain why a robot has a turkey neck and occasionally noticeable bra strap. (thr) ANTJE TRAUE - will play the second villain in the Superman reboot. The relatively unknown German actress (pictured above) will play Faora Hu-Ul, another refugee from Krypton and an expert in the...read more

Superman will get beaten up by a girl too

I think most people were so glad when Michael Shannon was cast as General Zod in the Superman reboot, if only because it meant we wouldn't have to see another dumbass Lex Luther movie if nothing else, that they pretty much stopped paying attention to the casting after that. But now Latino Review says there will be a second villain as well; a girl. A girl serial killer. A girl serial killer who hates men and with a...read more

morning headlines

THE SAG AWARDS - were last night, and they sucked, unless you follow supermodel Chrissy Teigen on twitter. "i saw jeremy renner after the globes and was very disappointed he didn't have the neck tattoo from the town. fake ass." "these social network doofs are aligned like the bars on my att phone. if i ever fucking had full service. so it's just one jesse eisenberg." She's great. Unfortunately her boyfriend is John...read more