Kaley Cuoco Getting Shtupped by Superman

By Lex July 02, 2013 @ 6:34 PM

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According to several excitably romantic sounding gossip blogs, Superman ‘mega-hunk’ Henry Cavill is now sticking it to Kaley Cuoco. I guess you’d have to call that a win for Kaley. Even though she’s a great looking woman for whom I’d mule drugs into Singapore if she promised me sex of any kind, I’m guessing that Superman can pretty much get any woman in Hollywood that he wants. That’s a power only really known to womankind heretofore, but the Man of Steel has it now too. X-ray vision, flying, and immortality pretty much take a distant second place to the power to get any pussy you want. Think on that one hard and what you’d go for if the genie gave you just one wish.

Photo Credit: Getty, WENN

first pictures of Michael Shannon as General Zod

By brendon December 09, 2011 @ 6:54 PM

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I’m not positive if that headline is true by the way. It’s not like I’m under oath or anything. But that’s Michael Shannon on set in Toronto today as the villain in the new Superman movie. I haven’t seen any other ones, and they don’t have any on ‘Man of Steels’ facebook fan page, and they’ve done a real good job with stuff like this. Like those pictures of Henry Cavill as Clark Kent. So if that headline is a lie, blame them. I would be the real victim, if anyone should be mad here it would be me!

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its Superman. and his penis.

By brendon August 31, 2011 @ 10:59 AM

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The Superman reboot ‘Man of Steel’ filmed some more scenes yesterday with Plano, Illinois, filling in for Smallville, and, um, here are some pictures of Henry Cavill in the new, very very tight Superman costume. It’s as if they skipped ahead and just made the porn parody first. So on top of all the action, this looks like it should be a good date movie too, especially if you and your date are both men.

(image source = wenn, facebook)

its Superman! And a girl! And some guy!

By brendon August 24, 2011 @ 12:46 PM

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A facebook fan page, specifically this one, has some new pictures from the set of ‘Man of Steel’ showing Henry Cavill in his Superman uniform, and comic nerds everywhere are atwitter because his outfit now seems to be almost all dark blue and does not have the traditional red underwear thing.

It’s also the first look at Antje Traue as Faora, who is also from Krypton but evil (Faora, not Antje). It also shows some guy in a motion capture outfit, though it’s not clear what character he plays. I hope it’s King Kong. That would be a good movie!

first look at Henry Cavill as Superman

By brendon August 04, 2011 @ 11:39 AM

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The reboot of the Superman reboot ‘Man of Steel’ hasn’t actually begun filming yet, but Warner Bros has released the very first look at Henry Cavill as Superman anyway (giant full size copy here). And he looks good. He’s a good choice. Granted Brandon Routh was really good too, so this part is no indication of quality. And I’m so happy that they’re telling the origin story, because how come he can fly and stuff? Where is he from? Where do his powers come from? They never really explained that part in the comic or TV show or the first four movies. Finally we’re gonna get some answers.

Wednesday afternoon headlines

By brendon April 27, 2011 @ 6:51 PM

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ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER – has agreed to reprise his most famous role in Terminator 5, to be directed by Justin Lin, whose first task will be to explain why a robot has a turkey neck and occasionally noticeable bra strap. (thr)

ANTJE TRAUE – will play the second villain in the Superman reboot. The relatively unknown German actress (pictured above) will play Faora Hu-Ul, another refugee from Krypton and an expert in the Kryptonian martial art of Horo-Kanu, who will likely be similar to Ursa, who helped General Zod in Superman II. This post has already kicked the shit out of my spell-check, if that helps any. (variety)

IMMORTALS AND X-MEN – both got very cool new trailers today, and Transformers 3 gets a new one tomorrow, which combined should give us about 10 minutes of tight shots on actors grunting at things that were added later with a computer. (immortals, xmen)