Hookers Endorse Hillary Clinton

April 20, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The women of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada have formed a completely uncertified political advocacy group called Hookers for Hillary, pledging to support Hilary Clinton’s vision quest to become the nation’s first female President. The hookers primary reason for... READ MORE

Hillary Clinton Fails At Being Human Again

April 16, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Hillary Clinton went into a Chipotle in Toledo with her down low lesbian lover, ordered a burrito bowl, and didn’t talk to any of the crusty commoners enjoying their late morning  ten thousand calorie grass fed snacks. Not even... READ MORE

Hillary Clinton Is Just Getting By

June 23, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Hillary Clinton doesn’t believe she’s out of touch with the common man. Bill and Hill are just a couple of clock watchers trying to pay the rent. “Because we pay ordinary income tax, unlike a lot of people who are truly... READ MORE


December 21, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

If anyone gives a shit what I think about politics they're probably too stupid to read anyway, and in fact they're more than likely wacking the toaster right now wondering why it won't go online, so I'm not gonna... READ MORE



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