Hillary Clinton Is Just Getting By

By Matt June 23, 2014 @ 8:22 AM

Clinton

Hillary Clinton doesn’t believe she’s out of touch with the common man. Bill and Hill are just a couple of clock watchers trying to pay the rent.

“Because we pay ordinary income tax, unlike a lot of people who are truly well off”

And so goes the charade where wealthy politicians pretend they’re not wealthy and voters pretend that people who pretend not to be wealthy will somehow represent their interests in Washington. If Hillary Clinton announced that she has no fucking clue what a loaf of bread or a gallon of milk costs because her lesbian submissive stocks her mansions, I’d respect her gangster. I know the people I’d like to have a beer with and the guys who struggle to pay the rent and none of those fuckers are qualified to be leaders of the free world. We need cunning, sinister, wealthy people to run this empire because they love to win. They will lie, cheat, and drop bombs on Yemeni goat farmers to get the W. Hillary killed poor Vince Foster? Good. He was weak and a snitch. You don’t think Beijing culls their herd? Fuck yeah they do.

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IS HILLARY TOO SEXY?

By brendon December 20, 2007 @ 12:39 PM

If anyone gives a shit what I think about politics they're probably too stupid to read anyway, and in fact they're more than likely wacking the toaster right now wondering why it won't go online, so I'm not gonna go into it, but this picture of Hillary Clinton is getting a lot of play in the press this week as people openly debate if we would vote for someone who looks like she just climbed out of a civil war graveyard.  Would you?  We're pretty vain so who knows.  Isn't there some stat that the tallest candidate has always won the presidential election?  That can't be coincidence.  At some point Bill turned into WC Fields, so maybe these two are just cursed, but he has hands like Shaq so you can guess why he made all the girls tumble.  Show off.

(these are all from bauer-griffin, and under "clinton" they had pictures of angelina and jessica biel too, so dont hate)