Jon Stewart banned Hugh Grant from ‘the Daily Show’

By brendon December 14, 2012 @ 2:40 PM

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A film festival in Montclair, New Jersey, must be swimming in money, with people coming from around the globe to attend, but Stephen Colbert interviewed Jon Stewart as a fundraiser to get even more, and among many many other things, asked about ‘the Daily Show’ and the worst guest he ever had.

As implied by the headline, it was Hugh Grant. Third Beat magazine says:

Stewart’s least favorite guest of all time is Hugh Grant, “and we’ve had dictators on the show”. Grant spent his time at the studio complaining that he had other places to be. “He’s giving everyone shit the whole time, and he’s a big pain in the ass,” Stewart recalled.
Grant also complained to the staff about the clip that was selected of the movie he was promoting, Did You Hear About the Morgans? – a clip that was obviously supplied by the film’s publicist. Stewart recalls Grant angrily asking “What is that clip? It’s a terrible clip.” “Well, then make a better fucking movie,” Stewart said, adding that he would “never” have Grant back.

Ahh, this must be more of that internet bullying I’ve been hearing so much about. When Hugh Grant kills himself, it will all be Jon Stewarts fault.

Tom Hanks will love you till da break of dawn, girl

By brendon July 27, 2012 @ 2:41 PM

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‘Cloud Atlas’, directed by Tom Tykwer of ‘Run Lola Run’ and Andy and Lana Wachowski (who used to be Larry Wachowski) of the Matrix trilogy, has it’s first trailer (HD here) starring Tom Hanks, Halle Berry, and Hugh Grant in a number of different roles as characters in different lifetimes.

So Hanks is not just a guy telling you to look in the box in front of his dick, he’s also the guy from Cast Away again, van Gogh or something, and a scientist with a prosthetic nose.

LOOK OUT, HES GOT BAKED BEANS!

By brendon April 26, 2007 @ 10:25 AM

Hugh Grant was arrested yesterday after throwing a tub of baked beans and then kicking a photographer on the streets on London.  CNN says:

Photographer Ian Whittaker says that he and Grant, 46, clashed near the home of the "Four Weddings and a Funeral" star.  Whittaker said Grant abused and kicked him on Tuesday before lobbing the beans. The paper printed photos of Grant with a plastic tub of food raised over his head.  Grant's lawyers Schillings said an incident had taken place and was now under investigation.  A police spokeswoman, when asked about the incident, said a 46-year-old man had been arrested on Wednesday evening and questioned at a London police station after an allegation of assault in west London.

Laugh all you want, but Hugh Grant came in third at the 2006 Fight Like A Girl Championships.  He puts the "grrrrr" in "Girl Power!"  He'll kick you something fierce, then slap you silly.  Flowers, a Fendi bag, a parasol – he'll use whatever it takes to get justice and if that means throwing delicious side dishes, look out, because he'll do it, I swear to god man he'll do it.