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Ice T Branding His Kid

Ice T just knocked up his wife whom he married to brag about her silicon ass to his friends. He's 57. She's a young 74. Icehas a few children from previously relationships. In fact he hit for the cycle and his grandson is in jail for shooting a dude with a stolen gun. It's unclear if Ice jerked off into a cup or onto her hair. When the kid is 16 he'll be Robocop. Don't worry about the math. Luckily rappers have a more

Ice T Stands Up for Ass (VIDEO)

When you find yourself on national television explaining that your wife's as is made of real human fatty flesh to an incredulous audience, you must realize the extent of your cartoonish fetishization. Ice-T explained that people often gawk at Coco's ass like a freak show exhibit, assuming that the human form cannot naturally anthropomorphize itself into such a sexually exaggerated incarnation. "When people more

Coco Makes A Great Party Host

Coco Austin and Ice-T were the special guest hosts of the "Sunday School" party at the Hard Rock's Body English Nightclub in Las Vegas, and it's pretty great that the legendary gangster rapper and pimp can still make it out to support his wife. Of course, by support I mean that he's there to follow her around and make sure she doesn't tip over or suddenly pass out, because the fact that she doesn't completely more

Coco Is Trying To Tell Us Something

Ice-T was out shopping with his wife, Nicole "Coco" Austin, yesterday in Los Angeles before grabbing lunch in West Hollywood, and everything seemed fine between them as she stopped to stretch and remind everyone that she has cartoonishly large breasts. But their appearance together is somewhat odd, because a bunch sites have been claiming that Ice-T filed for divorce last week. A rapper named AP.9, who has more

shut down the beaches!

Ice T and his wife CoCo were in Miami today, and it weren't no time at all before pictures started floatin around that proved just that. Sheriff Brody begged the city council to shut down the beaches but they wouldn't listen. Didn't wanna start a panic, scare off the tourists, they said. Not with the winter festival comin' up. Well now this CoCo as they're callin her has gone and found a little girl. They knew more

lets class this mutha fukka up

I think everyone can agree that tea is a pretty faggity drink, so where does this dude get off trying to act all tough. He went out of his way to choose the name Ice-T. What gang was he in, the Kool Aid Kids? Someone named “Ice-T” would only be tough in a comic you get from the pediatrician. He and a candy bar would fight an apple and Captain Toothbrush.(you might be wondering what coco looked like naked in 1999. more

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