Mexican Nitwit Tits And Shit Around The Web

MTV Latin America is launching a Mexican remake of The Jersey Shore called Acapulco Shore in September. It will be the same genius premise of the originally, but now everybody will give each other chlamydia in Spanish. Now even more people are going to be fleeing Mexico.... read more

Get Ready For A Mexican Jersey Shore

Animated human fecal matter is back as MTV creates a Mexican version of The Jersey Shore. The show will take place somewhere in Mexico and will feature trashy sluts and moronic gym rats drinking and fucking their way into our hearts. The show is going to be set in one of... read more

Deena Cortese Focuses On Her Best Parts

I'm told by imaginary voices that Deena Cortese is one of the girls from MTV's already forgotten reality series, The Jersey Shore, but she's not the short one that is slowly withering away like she just looked at the Ark, nor is she the one with the gigantic breasts that... read more

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JWOWW Is An 'Actress' Now, But It's Not Porn

Now that Snooki has become a huge success at being a human bobblehead doll, her castmate from Jersey Shore Jenni Farley, AKA JWOWW, has also figured out what it is she wants to be when she grows up. Because it takes practically no talent at all, JWOWW has fit right in as... read more

Sammi Sweetheart might pose for Playboy

Though there doesn't appear to be any firm offer on the table, Sammi Sweetheart of ‘Jerey Shore' is said to be "considering" whether she should pose for Playboy. "I just feel weird about my boobs. ... But I don't know. I don't know if that's the right direction you want... read more

"I want to smell like JWoww smells."

JWoww went to New York yesterday for the launch of her exclusive fragrance line at K-Mart, which is exactly the kind of place I assumed would have an exclusive fragrance line from JWoww. It's surprising more of the 'Jersey Shore' cast doesn't have perfumes and colognes,... read more

so, this happened

You're gonna find this impossible to believe, but on ‘Jersey Shore' last night, Snooki and Deena went to a club and got drunk. And then after that they started making out. As gross as that sounds, please note that I mean with each other. And thanks to a weak gag reflex,... read more

Friday headlines, with female empowerment

KATY PERRY - will tie Michael Jacksons record if her 5th single off 'Teenage Dream' goes to number 1 like the other 4 have. And also if she gets two dozen little boys drunk and blows them. (mtv) CARS 2 - is the worst reviewed Pixar movie ever, and not coincidentally... read more

Wednesday headlines

THE HANGOVER 3 - is already in development, and Zach Galafianakis says the story will center around his character getting sprung from a mental institution. In other words, expect to see his ass in a hospital gown. (rolling stone) SALT 2 - could be on the way now that... read more

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Snooki is even sexier in a neck brace

As if Snooki wasn't already hot enough, now she's wearing a neck brace as a result of her car crash this weekend. But then it got uncomfortable and she took it off. Until they started filming again and she put it back on. The Italians really have to think this is some... read more

Snooki crashed into an Italian police car

Everyone on 'Jersey Shore' is dumb as a rock, so to say that Snooki is the dumbest one means she's practically retarded. It's like being the ugliest catfish. True to form, she crashed into the back of a police car this weekend while filming in Florence, putting the two... read more

oh thank God! Ronnie and the Situation made up!

After reports that Ronnie and the Situation got into a fight Monday night while filming season 3 of 'Jersey Shore' in Florence, it was a welcome relief to see the two of them out for a walk yesterday, and that the Situation was just as handsome as ever. Although he... read more