Jersey Shore Boardwalk Bully Beating Women

May 7, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Any “live” feature on social media will remove the ability to plead the fifth. There’s no editing that can be done to make yourself look less of a villain when you’re offering strangers the original one-take copy.  Anyone from... READ MORE

Mexican Nitwit Tits And Shit Around The Web

August 5, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

MTV Latin America is launching a Mexican remake of The Jersey Shore called Acapulco Shore in September. It will be the same genius premise of the originally, but now everybody will  give each other chlamydia in Spanish. Now even... READ MORE

Get Ready For A Mexican Jersey Shore

January 29, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Animated human fecal matter is back as MTV creates a Mexican version of The Jersey Shore. The show will take place somewhere in Mexico and will feature trashy sluts and moronic gym rats drinking and fucking their way into... READ MORE

Deena Cortese Focuses On Her Best Parts

June 26, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I’m told by imaginary voices that Deena Cortese is one of the girls from MTV’s already forgotten reality series, The Jersey Shore, but she’s not the short one that is slowly withering away like she just looked at the... READ MORE

JWOWW Is An ‘Actress’ Now, But It’s Not Porn

April 26, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Now that Snooki has become a huge success at being a human bobblehead doll, her castmate from Jersey Shore Jenni Farley, AKA JWOWW, has also figured out what it is she wants to be when she grows up. Because... READ MORE

Sammi Sweetheart might pose for Playboy

January 21, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Though there doesn’t appear to be any firm offer on the table, Sammi Sweetheart of ‘Jerey Shore’ is said to be “considering” whether she should pose for Playboy. “I just feel weird about my boobs. … But I don’t... READ MORE