Jennifer Garner went to dinner at Madeo in Beverly Hills last night with Jessica Biel. I think. I think that’s Jennifer Garner. It might not be. Because this person is acting as if they’ve never seen a camera before. It’s like when they first pulled back the curtain on King Kong. If I were those photographers, I would turn and run as fast as my legs would carry me, because she is gonna grab the first living thing she can and kill it.
(source = fame and pacific coast)
The big screen version of ‘the A-Team’ is filming this week in British Columbia, Canada, with Liam Neeson as ‘Hannibal’, Bradley Cooper as ‘Faceman’, Sharlto Copely from ‘District 9’ as ‘Murdoch’, and Quinton Rampage Jackson - who is basically the most likable person on earth - as ‘BA Baracus’. Jessica Biel is still cast but not on set yet.
It’s directed by Joe Carnahan, who should open the movie, nay, film, with the same shot he used to open his BMW Film ‘Ticker’, because it’s awesome and perfect. Except with Rampage and the black van, instead of Clive Owen and a Z4, because that wouldn’t make any sense in this context. People would be like, this is bullshit man, and just walk out.
(16 more here. hq jump here. source = inf daily)
Star and Us magazine both run cover stories today saying that Justin Timberlake has broken up with Jessica Biel, with Star adding “for Rihanna”, and yet Justin and Jessica were allegedly out together just last night, looking very much un-broken up as they held hands on the way to dinner. So what’s the truth?
Well, the magazines gain nothing by lying, but if Justin and Jessica can fool people into thinking they’re dating, then the world is theirs for the taking! Their powers grow with each day they fool us, soon there will be no stopping them!
(hq jump here. source = splash news online)
JUDE LAW - will not see his newborn daughter until Christmas. He barely knew the mother of course, and she lives in Florida now, but Jude will be working in New York for the next few months. If only there was some way to get from New York to Florida, but how?!? Legend says dragons guard the skies overhead, and monsters rule the seas! (ok)
PAM ANDERSON - is broke apparently. She owes various contractors over 1.2 million dollars for construction work and hauling off old debris. Surprisingly that doesn’t refer to plastic surgery, but actual construction work she had done on her house. (star)
JESSICA BIEL - will go to Africa and climb Mt. Kilimanjaro in January to raise awareness about the need for clean water worldwide. Didn’t Rome have clean running water like 3000 years ago? Are the countries who can’t even filter water yet really worth saving? What’s the goal for the year 2500? Shoes? (ap)
AUDRINA PATRIDGE - was at Bardot in LA last night, and somehow shoe-horned her huge rack into a dress that fit like it was a tattoo. It’s why she’s one of the greatest women to have ever lived. (hq jump here. source = wenn)
JESSICA BIEL - made her stage debut this weekend in the musical “Guys and Dolls”. That’s her above singing “If I Were A Bell”. But her run was just for three nights. I hope she does more performances next week. Because while she was doing that, I could break into her house. (source = ok)
DREW BARRYMORE - has over 200 dolphin figurines, and is convinced she was a dolphin in a previous life. Another possibility is that she smokes way too much fucking weed in this one. (source = yahoo uk)
BRITNEY SPEARS - went back to her blond hair yesterday. This is why I think the “headline” posts are so important. So something truly important doesn’t get lost in the fluff. (hq jump here. source = splash and fame)
I’ve never heard of this blog, but let’s pretend it’s a reliable source because Justin Timberlake is a dickhead who deserves to be taken down a few pegs. The site claims to have witnessed Justin kissing an unknown girl Monday night. Which is noteworthy because his girlfriend is Jessica Biel, and she is very much known.
“Poison Ivy spotted a very intoxicated JT at Avenue nightclub in New York’s Chelsea district Monday night, kissing, holding hands and canoodling with an unknown brunette in a white hat.”
This was seemingly confirmed by none other than Lindsay Lohan, who was in the same club at the same time, when she went on her twitter and posted a picture with this caption…
“So dark- where’s jb cheater.”
The popular theory of course is that JB stands for Jessica Biel. A less popular theory is that it stands for James Buchanan, our 15th president.
