Officially, ‘the Master’ is not about L.Ron Hubbard as he founded Scientology in the 1950’s. Unofficially, it’s totally about L. Ron Hubbard as he founded Scientology in the 1950’s. Director Paul Thomas Anderson (‘There Will Be Blood’, ‘Boogie Nights’)... READ MORE

CHRIS EVANS – is on the cover of the new issue of Empire, and only a country as bad ass as America could have a superhero like this. What would the French one be, some pedophile in a smock... READ MORE

For weeks I’ve been telling family and friends about Joaquin Phoenix’s hot new rap career, specifically that there’s no reason to doubt or question it in any way, but now Gwyneth Paltrow is on the case, and her observations... READ MORE

The New York Post says today that Joaquin Phoenix faked the fight in Miami Wednesday night when he jumped into the crowd at one of his rap shows (this one here).  But that doesn’t make any sense because that’s... READ MORE

Joaquin Phoenix was doing a show last night in Miami at the Fontainebleau hotel when a heckler in the crowd got on his nerves, and since Joaquin is a street wise rapper now, he jumped off the stage and... READ MORE

Joaquin Phoenix was on David Letterman last night, and Phoenix needs to work on his crazy if he wants to go on Letterman and top Brother Theodore or Crispin Glover.  Phoenix is boring.  They might as well have spent... READ MORE

The last we heard Joaquin Phoenix was ditching acting to become a rapper but really it was all a Borat-style hoax orchestrated by Phoenix and Casey Affleck.  Phoenix seemed insane, but it was really all a joke.  But now... READ MORE

Joaquin Phoenix has been in the news lately because he reportedly gave up acting to pursue a rap career, a move that produced results every bit as awful as you might imagine.  But today, Entertainment Weekly quotes two sources... READ MORE

The emails I got were way more interesting when I thought they said Joaquin Phoenix Raping, but what it said was Joaquin Phoenix Rapping, as is him turning that shit out on the mic at a club in Vegas... READ MORE

I guess it’s a big deal that Joaquin Phoenix announced his retirement from acting last Friday to focus on music, and today the New York Post says his behavior has become increasingly erratic lately and drugs may be to... READ MORE