Khloe Kardashian (image not available) somehow tricked LA Laker superstar Lamar Odom to run to the alter, but it turns out that only makes him partially dumb, because word is he is still working on his prenup and the marriage won’t be official until Khloe signs it.
He is adamant that all of his assets, including whatever money he makes while married to Khloe, are his, and she will not get a dime when should they divorce. TMZ says…
We’ve learned Odom went to the Beverly Hills law office of divorce-guru Neal Hersh last Friday to hash out the terms. Hersh won’t return our call, but Odom’s people tell us “Lamar has a set of balls” — translation, he’s not giving Khloe half of anything.
Yeah I don’t really care about that. I feel like Darwin watching his big lanky ass prepare to breed with that moose. What I very much do care about is Ashley Greene in a bikini. Therefore, here we have pictures of Ashley Greene in a bikini. As you can tell these are much better than pictures of Khloe, who looks like a learning-disabled boy.
As you listen to these television producers feeding lines and direction to Khloe Kardashian, telling her what to say and think and do during her own wedding, keep in mind this is supposed to be a real person during a “reality” show. It feels like you could spin her around and find a little panel in her back because she’s a robot. That’s a dumb idea of course, but it makes at least as much sense as thinking that big moose is a human girl from earth.
Even after the wedding ceremony had taken place on Sunday, it still wasn’t clear if Khloe Kardashian (image not available) was legally married to Lamar Odom, because the prenup he insisted on wasn’t yet drafted or signed. Oh but things are clear now. They’re not married, and what took place this weekend was nothing but a TV show.
Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian are not legally married … and they won’t be until a prenup is signed.
We’ve learned two high-powered family law attorneys are already squaring off, trying to hash out the prenup Odom wants as a condition to marriage. We’re told the negotiations — which began last Friday — are already contentious.
…the couple will tie the knot — legally — once the prenup is inked.
It sounds like that will never happen if the rumors are true. They’ll never agree on a prenup. She reportedly wants 50 percent of his assets in case of a divorce, he wants her to sleep in a metal cage one size too small so she’ll stop growing.
Some pictures from Khloe Kardashians wedding are finally being released, and they really capture the magic of girls with big asses mulling around aimlessly while TV cameras record them. The only big stars to attend were Kobe Bryant and Ryan Seacrest, who somehow managed to light himself for the pictures. Other than that it was pretty dull. Which hopefully means we will never have to speak of this again.
Khloe Kardashian (not pictured) and Lamar Odom actually did get married Sunday afternoon, at 5:12pm at a private residence in Beverly Hills according to People, and it’s lucky for her it wasn’t scheduled for even one day later because it seems he was starting to come to his senses.
Odom has lawyered up … The problem is they have to get married on Sunday and there isn’t enough time to hash out a prenuptial agreement.
…they must get married on Sunday because one of the Kardashian reality shows is footing the $1 million bill for the wedding, but the wedding must be shot this Sunday.
Lamar wants a postnup — meaning the agreement will be hashed out and hopefully signed after Sunday’s event.
It’s not exactly clear if the ceremony yesterday was even legally binding, and early word is the two are miles apart as far as prenup/postnup details. She wants no special terms outlined because of the duration of their relationship before the wedding in case of divorce, and he wants to put her in a centrifuge to see if she’s hiding any testicles.
FUN WITH TAZERS - Police in Merced, CA. used a stun gun on a man with no legs in a wheelchair. Twice. Then his pants fell down as they handcuffed him on the ground, and they left him that way in broad daylight. Then he sat in jail for 6 days, then was released for lack of evidence. Why would they do all this? Probably because the guy was an asshole. I’ve had a house cat kick my ass, don’t tell me someone in a wheelchair can’t bite and scratch and give you some disease. And of course they left him on the ground. He’s got no legs. What should they do, carry him around on their back like he’s Yoda? (ap)
KHLOE KARDASHIAN - will marry LA Laker Lamar Odom this Sunday, even though they only met last month. “It will be a very detailed and classy affair,” a source said of the wedding. Unlike the divorce next month, which will be haphazard and bullet ridden. (people)
HEATHER LOCKLEAR - has agreed to reprise her role as Amanda Woodward on the new ‘Melrose Place’. The plan is for her to make her debut on Nov. 17, around one month after the show will be canceled. (wonderwall)
BILLY JOEL - is 60, and still divorcing 27-year-old Katie Lee Joel, but yesterday he brought his new gf to the opera, and she looks even younger than Katie (picture). At what point are we gonna see the FBI confiscating this guys hard drives. (popeater)
ANNALYNNE MCCORD - wore this awesome dress to the HBO Emmy party Sunday night. She and I would be a good couple because we’re both real hot, but I dress real conservative. My sexuality is assertive without being pushy. (hq jump here. source = getty and pco)
