Tristan’s Preferred Kardashian Pats Herself On Back

November 8, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I need a little more convincing that Khloe Kardashian’s purpose on this Earth isn’t parallel to that of the primary purpose of petroleum jelly, mostly existing just for butt stuff. At least you can’t get Vaseline pregnant should you... READ MORE

Khloe K Handcuffing Herself To Unfaithful Lover

October 23, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Khloe Kardashian needs a round of applause for taking ludicrous behavior to the next level. Khloe understands that Tristan Thompson is not to be trusted, but that doesn’t mean she’s willing to dump her baby-daddy in the trash just... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian Baffled By Rude Comments About Her Baby

September 22, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I don’t think many people are concerned about what Khloe is up to anymore. She’s right next to Kendall and Kourtney, completing the unholy trinity of Kardashian-Jenners that the world couldn’t care any less about. And by care, I... READ MORE

Caitlyn Jenner Forsaken By Trans Community And Kardashians In New Interview

May 24, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The sassy starlet chatted it up with something called Broadly - which we can assume is a publication dedicated to women with huge broad linebacker shoulders - and opened up about how everyone inexplicably hates her. How could this... READ MORE

Kim And Friends Sued For Failure To Pay Private Jet Company

May 21, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If you’re not a celebrity and also scum, you’ve probably dined and dashed before. Excusing yourself to utilize the nearest lavatory only to escape to your car and disappear quicker than Kanye’s career after suggesting slavery was an opt-in... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian’s New Show Is As Creative As They Come

April 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I wonder where Khloe Kardashian gathered inspiration to create a show about a group of sisters whose lives strayed off the straight and narrow path of being decent people. The series she’s planning on producing is called “Twisted Sisters”... READ MORE