By Lex April 14, 2014 @ 5:49 PM
Richie the Barber used to be a circus clown. Now he spends most of his time grooming hair in Hollywood. In this way, he’s very much like the Kardashian daughters themselves. Maybe this painful irony drove Richie to confetti bomb the Big One and the Little One as they exited a furniture store filming their cable show, The Kardashians Go Furniture Shopping and Retards Watch. The creepy looking haircutter was quickly jumped on by Kardashian security forces who take pride in stating that the only thing closer to the Kardashians is herpes. This would be the first time the girls ever got sprayed in the face without Kris ringing the sales bell. When all was said and done, everybody agreed that it could’ve been much worse. Or, had the barber used bullets, much better.
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By Travis April 07, 2014 @ 10:00 AM
Ever the romantic of her family, and also the sister that didn’t become famous by getting drilled by Ray J on camera or drive her husband to ruin his NBA career because he just loved crack too much, Kourtney Kardashian recently shared a photo of her and Scott Disick in their younger days. The quietest of the Kardashian sisters described this classy and romantic image of her and Scott with the message “crazy in love,” which is just so inspiring and adorable to see from two people so strangely famous for not doing anything noteworthy in their lives. Meanwhile, Scott probably described that photo as the time he “got his dick ruined while rocking a pretty epic pair of cargo shorts,” because he’s Lord Disick now, and not at all a clueless, narcissistic douchebag anymore.
Photo Credit: Kourtney Kardashian’s Instagram
By Travis March 18, 2014 @ 10:00 AM
People in Australia must love their news as boring as humanly possible, because that’s the only reason that would explain why anyone over there would give a crap about Khloe Kardashian’s appearance on the morning show Sunrise today. The Kardashian sister whose origins are still a mystery agreed to call in and discuss her career in fashion, but only that, because as soon as the questioning turned to baby North West, Khloe’s people pulled the plug on the interview. She denied it on Twitter, accusing the people at Sunrise of being “so fucking desperate” to think she’d end an interview because of the baby with the stupid name, but then her publicist admitted that they pulled the plug, because these people would piss on an orphanage fire that they started and call themselves heroes if it got them an extra mention on Extra.
Just let this be a lesson to all TV shows out there, if Khloe wants to be a guest, do not ask her about anything to do with her sisters’ children. Instead, just keep the questions about her ex-husband’s love of crack. Don’t take her out of her comfort zone.
By Travis February 25, 2014 @ 11:00 AM
Scott Disick is famous because he’s the boyfriend of one of the sisters of a girl who fucked a nobody on camera, and because he knocked her up a couple times, he has secured some good face time on their bullshit reality show. If he wasn’t with Kourtney Kardashian, he’d just be another guy who dresses like a rich dick because he actually thinks that he’s the real life Patrick Bateman. When people like these two act like they don’t want cameras in their faces, as if they actually detest the constant attention and fame, it’s a total crock of shit, because if these photographers weren’t at the airport to harass Scott and Kourtney, they’d have Kris Jenner on the phone, raising hell to everyone who would listen. Why is the most ambitious photographer attacking Sam Worthington’s girlfriend when these two could use a good foot to the shin and more?
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By Lex December 31, 2013 @ 3:14 PM
It’s time for the trees to give a little something back.
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By Travis December 02, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
On last night’s episode of Kashing In With the Kardashians, Kris Jenner and her living, breathing ATMs showed off their brand new Christmas card, which shockingly reveals that this family loves taking all of your money. I’m told that the image above is not actually the Kardashian Christmas card and it is, in fact, an orangutan drinking its own urine, and that E! has what it claims is the card in question, as photographed by David LaChappelle. But I think this one is way better, with a better possible alternative being Kendall Jenner’s nipples.
Photo Credits: E!