Daniel Craig is a respected and talented professional who works hard to keep his private life private, whereas Kim Kardashian is the exact opposite of every one of those words. So try and guess if he’s complimentary when he talks about the Kardashians in the new British GQ.
“I think there’s a lot to be said for keeping your own counsel. You can’t buy it back. You can’t buy your privacy back. ‘Ooh, I want to be alone. ‘F*ck you. We’ve been in your living room. We were at your birth. You filmed it for us and showed us the placenta, and now you want some privacy?’”
”It’s a career. What can I tell you? It is a career; I’m not being cynical. And why wouldn’t you? Look at the Kardashians, they’re worth millions. Millions! I don’t think they were that badly off to begin with, but now look at them. You see that and you think, ‘What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a f*cking idiot on television and then you’ll pay me millions?’”
Awesomely, when Craig said that thing about the Kardashians selling the birth of their child, he had no way of knowing that Kourtney would be the new Us cover story, answering the question that no one was asking. Us magazine: your number 1 source for confirming rumors no one has heard!
On one hand, this anchor from the Philadelphia morning show on Fox was being mean to Kim and Kourtney Kardashian for no reason. On the other hand, fuck them.
Kourtney Kardashian went shopping today around Melrose with her sister Khloe, and she did it in the shortest possible thing that she could wear and still be considered a piece of clothing. In fact Khloe was heard to joke, “That thing wouldn’t even cover my balls.”
Khloe Kardashian talks about keeping her self esteem up when people tend to say pretty nasty things about her.
“I’m the ugly sister. I’m the fat one. I’m the transvestite. I have had those mean things said about me at least twice a day for the last five years.”
“It’s horrible, you know? But I can brush that stuff off.”
“Kim and Kourtney have said to me, ‘If we were put under the same negative attention that you are, we couldn’t handle it.’”
Yeah because those two are hot. So it wouldn’t make any sense. And they’re probably just being nice so you don’t turn on them, so you don’t attack them one night and keep their head as a trophy.
Kim and Kourtney Kardashian were on the beach in Miami this weekend, and it was an outrage because both these bitches keep tricking me into thinking they’re hot. I sure as hell forgot how big Kims ass is. She could fall off a 5 story building and just bounce around on that thing like tigger.
Kim and Kourtney Kardashian took Kourtneys stupid baby to the pool in Miami the other day, and Kim held him up against her hugely awesome tits. Unfortunately for him it’s all downhill from here. Those are probably the best tits he’ll ever see and his skull hasn’t even hardened yet. He’s gonna be one of those people in a mental ward who mutter under their breath and just draw circles, again and again, on everything, nothing but two big perfect circles, and no one will know what it means, except for us.
