Facebook Stock’s History-Making Plummet

July 27, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  What would Mark Suckaturd’s Facebook reaction emoji be to the news that his company is showing its first signs of weakness virtually since he founded it in 2004? Maybe a cute little face with a tear? Maybe a... READ MORE

Mark Zuckerberg Gives “Thumbs Up” To Holocaust Deniers

July 19, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Sometimes I wonder why someone like Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg – who could live out the rest of his life in extreme luxury without ever lifting a finger or opening his trap again – continues to take on... READ MORE

Zuckerberg VR Safari Rapes Puerto Rico (VIDEO)

October 12, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Mark Zuckerberg could blame a shit ton of his social errors on Asperger's. And he probably should. 

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Zuckerberg Paternity Leave Request Accepted

August 29, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There's nothing worse than rich cuckolds pretending they're one of the guys. You wouldn't let Judd Apatow or Chris Martin into your weekly Hold 'Em game.

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Zuckerberg Visiting Blue Collar Families

May 1, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are only two types of billionaires received favorably by the masses. The eccentric sports team owners who bring home trophies and Warren Buffett. Bill Gates has saved millions of lives in Africa, but hasn't put out a decent... READ MORE

Zuckerberg Going Full Haole

January 19, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's easier for super rich people to be aggressive assholes 24x7. Secretly, everybody assumes you are. It's almost impossible to win with a gee-golly everyman front. Everyone will use it against you when you start suing tribal property owners... READ MORE

Avril Lavigne Pegs Zuckerberg

December 26, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When you're worth fifty billion, consider hiring a professional give your material a once over before taking the stage. Zuckerberg did a selfie-promo for Jarvis, the new A.I. technology from Facebook that will speak extremely eloquently while secretly selling... READ MORE

Zuckerberg Tolerates Thiel

October 20, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you remember watching The Social Network, Zuckerberg was the Harvard nerd who stole his friend's algorithm and the app idea of some WASPy twins on campus and promptly invented TheFacebook. Peter Thiel was the Aspy not yet Gawker... READ MORE

Norwegians Back Down Zuckerberg

September 12, 2016 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Mark Zuckerberg came under fire from a Norwegian newspaper for deleting a Facebook posted article of the Seven Photographs That Changed the History of Warfare. The article contained that iconic photo of the nine-year old naked local girl running... READ MORE

Zuckerberg Building a Wall

June 28, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If there's one thing Mark Zuckerberg can't abide, it's inquisitive neighbors catching him masturbating to the porn stripped off his social media apps so there's more server space for Islamic jihadi communiques. READ MORE