Matt Damon and George Clooney Tossed Softballs by Strahan

Damon and Clooney put on their stoic acting face and arranged an interview with Michael Strahan on Good Morning America. Strahan makes Larry King look like an Inquisition judge by comparison. read more

Ben Affleck Titty Twister of Hilarie Burton Bubbles to the Surface

Every man exists somewhere on the scale of skeevy male behavior. From one to ten. Maybe you see yourself on the bottom end. You're not a zero. No man is or we wouldn't have seven billion people on this planet. read more

Matt Damon's Kids Get Rejected

As part of an effort to rebuff the notion of progressive elitism Matt Damon tried and failed to get his kids into St Ann's, a private school starting at $36,000 a year. read more

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Matt Damon Calls for Gun Ban

During an interview in Sydney, Matt Damon mentioned how he wished the U.S. could have super strict gun control laws as they do in Australia. This was fairly shocking to people who've never heard ninety-nine percent of actors and celebrities speak before. read more

Matt Damon Pisses Off Minorities And Shit Around The Web

Matt Damon pissed off the type of people who like to get pissed off by suggesting that there doesn't need to be more diversity behind the camera on Project Greenlight. You've already got Tyler Perry making 15 shitty movies a year. What more do you want? See Matt... read more

The Most Boston Thing Ever

No matter what part of the country you're from or which NFL team you support, it's important to acknowledge that people from Boston are especially fucking annoying. The accents are unbecoming as are the stupid shamrock tattoos and being hammered on Seagrams. Most of the... read more

Matt Damon Pours Toilet Water On His Head (VIDEO)

Week three of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge has devolved into celebrity video selfies and people using the ALS Challenge for entirely different political purposes. Orlando Jones poured bullets on his head in some rather awkwardly phrased rant about police violence in... read more

Matt Damon kidnapped Jimmy Kimmell, hosted his show

So here's the opening segment of last nights Jimmy Kimmell show, when Matt Damon tied Kimmell to a chair and then hosted the show. But, as you no doubt guessed, the whole thing was fake and a scam for publicity, just like AIDS. read more

'the Bourne Legacy' takes place during 'the Bourne Ultimatum'

'The Bourne Legacy' trailer came out yesterday, and I was so busy being a sarcastic dick that I forgot to mention that it reportedly takes place at the same time as ‘the Bourne Ultimatum'. Which is actually really cool. So we'll see what else was going on while Matt... read more

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'The Bourne Legacy' finally has a full trailer

For years I've been sitting here, like a fool, assuming there was always just one, but as ‘The Bourne Legacy' repeatedly points out, it's actually quite the contrary. And unrelated to the fact that the old one doesn't want to be in these movies anymore, here are the... read more

Scarlett Johansson still happy to look awful

At some point last year, Scarlett Johansson took a vow to look as awful as possible at all times. And last night was no exception, at the New York premiere for ‘We Bought A Zoo', her new movie with Matt Damon and director Cameron Crowe. She's chubby, her dress is ugly,... read more

Matt Damon went to a bullfight

Matt Damon went to a bullfight in Mexico City yesterday, and I'm no PC fag but that seems pretty weird. I wouldn't like that. I like those videos where the bull jumps into the crowd and starts kicking and goring everyone because fuck them. Two can play this little "let's... read more