Matt Damon Calls for Gun Ban

During an interview in Sydney, Matt Damon mentioned how he wished the U.S. could have super strict gun control laws as they do in Australia. This was fairly shocking to people who've never heard ninety-nine percent of actors and celebrities speak before.read more

Matt Damon Pisses Off Minorities And Shit Around The Web

Matt Damon pissed off the type of people who like to get pissed off by suggesting that there doesn't need to be more diversity behind the camera on Project Greenlight. You've already got Tyler Perry making 15 shitty movies a year. What more do you want? See Matt backpedal on his statement. (TMZ) Courtney Stodden had a sexy cleavy birthday. (Last Men On Earth) Ali Michael takes a topless shower for P Magazine. (...

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The Most Boston Thing Ever

No matter what part of the country you're from or which NFL team you support, it's important to acknowledge that people from Boston are especially fucking annoying. The accents are unbecoming as are the stupid shamrock tattoos and beinghammered on Seagrams. Most of the unpleasantness stems from the fact they have to constantly remind you they are from Boston. Like it's the Emerald City. Or Austin or Miami or other...read more

Matt Damon Pours Toilet Water On His Head (VIDEO)

Week three of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge has devolved into celebrity video selfies and people using the ALS Challenge for entirely different political purposes. Orlando Jones poured bullets on his head in some rather awkwardly phrased rant about police violence in Ferguson. Carla Gugino and Malin Akerman made out and giggled. I think Lou Gehrig would have appreciated that. Now Matt Damon is pouring toilet water over...

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Matt Damon kidnapped Jimmy Kimmell, hosted his show

So here's the opening segment of last nights Jimmy Kimmell show, when Matt Damon tied Kimmell to a chair and then hosted the show. But, as you no doubt guessed, the whole thing was fake and a scam for publicity, just like AIDS.

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'the Bourne Legacy' takes place during 'the Bourne Ultimatum'

'The Bourne Legacy' trailer came out yesterday, and I was so busy being a sarcastic dick that I forgot to mention that it reportedly takes place at the same time as ‘the Bourne Ultimatum'. Which is actually really cool. So we'll see what else was going on while Matt Damon look befuddled and/or punched people. This is why the trailer showed the scene from 'Ultimatum' with the reporter in the train station, and why...

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'The Bourne Legacy' finally has a full trailer

For years I've been sitting here, like a fool, assuming there was always just one, but as ‘The Bourne Legacy' repeatedly points out, it's actually quite the contrary. And unrelated to the fact that the old one doesn't want to be in these movies anymore, here are the adventures of another one who, it turns out, has been even more exciting the entire time and we didn't even know it. And don't worry; even though the old...

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Scarlett Johansson still happy to look awful

At some point last year, Scarlett Johansson took a vow to look as awful as possible at all times. And last night was no exception, at the New York premiere for ‘We Bought A Zoo', her new movie with Matt Damon and director Cameron Crowe. She's chubby, her dress is ugly, her makeup looks like it was done on horseback, and she has Gozer the Gozerian hair. When asked about meeting Scarlett for the first time, Vinz Clortho...

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Matt Damon went to a bullfight

Matt Damon went to a bullfight in Mexico City yesterday, and I'm no PC fag but that seems pretty weird. I wouldn't like that. I like those videos where the bull jumps into the crowd and starts kicking and goring everyone because fuck them. Two can play this little "let's stab someone for no reason" game! (image source = splash) [gallery id="7307"]

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Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are making another movie

For the fist time since 'Good Will Hunting' (no one counts 'Dogma' for some reason) Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are starring in a movie together. Damon will star as Boston mobster Whitely Bulgar, with Affleck co-starring and directing. Though they won't write the script (which of course is what they won their Oscars for in 1997), they have a more than capable replacement in 'Boardwalk Empire' creator and writer Terence...

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Matt Damon looks cool, is an actor

Matt Damon is in Vancouver today to start filming 'Elysium', director Neill Blomkamps follow up to 'District 9'. It's not really known what the movie is about, except that it's "very violent", takes place on another planet in the future, Jodie Foster is an evil alien ruler, and this and this might be viral videos for it. Anyway, thats why he has a shaved head, and why he looks pretty badass. That image quickly faded...

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Jeremy Renner is our new Jason Bourne

Two years ago most people had no idea who Jeremy Renner was. Two Academy Award nominations later and he's starring alongside Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol (then is expected to take over the franchise and star in MI:5), in The Avengers as Hawkeye (which could get it's own spinoff movie), and now the always great Latino Review says he is the choice to take over for Matt Damon in the new Jason Bourne...

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Thursday afternoon headlines

JON MAYER - went on tumblr and said the Huffington Post is "full of shit", in a 463 word response to a 150 word story that implied he might be back together with Jennifer Aniston. Maybe he overreacted, but let's see someone blab that you're dating that fug bitch and see how you like it. (tumblr, huff post) JEREMY RENNER - has won the lead opposite Tom Cruise in 'Mission: Impossible 4', directed by Brad Bird, which...

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afternoon headlines

LADY GAGA - says she's more than just eye candy. "My album covers are not sexual at all … The last thing a young woman needs is another picture of a sexy pop star writhing in sand, covered in grease, touching herself." Actually that might be good for young girls. Being as sexy as Lady GaGa is an entirely attainable goal, like having a goal to touch your toes or "look at this." (elle) MATT DAMON - will not make...

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the venice film festival looks fun

The 66th Venice Film Festival opened yesterday, and they have a huge lineup this year with premiere screenings of 'the Informant!' from Steven Soderbergh and Matt Damon, and 'Men Who Stare At Goats' starring George Clooney. In the formal competition are 'Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans' with Nic Cage and Eva Mendes, 'the Road' starring Viggo Mortensen (based on the Cormac McCarthy bestseller), Michael Moores...

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