
The Mirror UK reveals today that Mel B's new husband Stephen Belafonte was arrested in 2003 for attacking his common-law wife Nicole Contreras. Court papers accused him of "willfully and unlawfully using violence against Nicole“. Belafonte pled "no contest" to the battery charge, which is considered the same as a guilty plea. Belafonte faced up to one year in jail, but was let off with a suspended sentence, probation, and was ordered to complete a one year domestic violence program. Belafonte began the program in 2003 but skipped so many classes that he was thrown out twice. He eventually completed the course in 2005. Adding to all this, a different girlfriend tells the Mirror he cheated on her non stop and was “a psycho”. She said:
"He never invited me over, never introduced me to his friends, never talked about his family. We met about two weeks after he broke up with the mother of his daughter. But he later told me that he was still sleeping with her throughout the whole time we dated. I knew in my gut something wasn't right about this guy. He was such a psycho and all-round weirdo."
Wow, what a cool guy. I wish I could marry him. All this AND he looks like he has Downs. Hubba-hubba!

Just three months ago, Eddie Murphy and Melanie Brown (aka - Scary Spice Mel B) were set to get married, but then Mel got pregnant and Eddie got suspicious. Eddie had Mel followed and was quickly handed pictures of her on "an illicit date with the male friend in Los Angeles." Mel still insists Murphy is the father of her child, but Sunday a Brit tabloid printed pictures of her taken in May, just weeks before she started dating Murphy and announcing her pregnancy. The pictures show Mel on a beach in Hawaii with this same unknown man (more from that set of pictures here). News of the World says:
"Mel and this fella were all over each other and quite obviously a couple. They couldn't keep their hands off each other." A source close to Murphy adds, "Everyone thought it was suspicious that Mel fell pregnant so quickly after getting together with Eddie. Now he thinks the same. After seeing these photos he's convinced he's not the dad."
Um, well the dude she's accused of cheating with is white, so it might not take a master detective to figure out if Eddie is the dad. Heres how you can though:
Step 1 - Look at the baby.
And that's pretty much it.

Eddie Murphy and Melanie Brown (Spice Girl Mel-B, a.k.a Scary Spice) have been inseparable since meeting two months ago - they even have tattoos of each others name - and they are now planning a trip to Disneyland so their kids can spend some time together and test the family dynamic. Murphy has five children, Brown has one. The trip was planned for this week but was pushed back because of the recent terror alerts. A source says:
"Marriage has been mentioned. Uniting their families will take the relationship to another level."
One awesome way to deflect the rumors that you're into trannies is to date someone or something that look like a girl. Or at least feminine. It would seem Eddie Murphy has decided against that. If this chick has a vagina, there's scarring around it.