Mel B never disappoints when it comes time to choose a fancy yet still slutty dress, and she never disappointed once again last night at the ‘Dead Man Running’ premiere in London. I bet all the people who know what the hell ‘Dead Man Running’ is are excited, and both of them are saying, “Oh cool, she was there too? I hoped she liked the, um … film? Play?”
(image source = flynet online and fame)
Mel B and her husband whose name I don’t remember and don’t feel like looking up walked the red carpet in Venice, Italy last night for the premiere of the Nic Cage sequel to ‘Bad Lieutenant’, and kudos to him for getting all dressed up. He’s the kind of asshole you see in commercials underneath a giant red X because he can’t ever do anything right. Thanks to these two the glamorous red carpet looked like a JC Penny ‘Back to School” commercial.
Mel B was on hand yesterday in London to help celebrate the 10th birthday of Ultimo (I have no idea. Lingerie? Sounds more like robots but I don’t think it’s robots). More to the point WENN got pictures of her outside in this kick ass top. WENN is a really smart company. They apparently only hire photographers that are 19 feet tall.
MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY - his wife is pregnant for the second time, just 11 months after giving birth to their first child. I hope he still has time to make a shitty romantic comedy every six weeks. One where he and his ex-girlfriend are both lawyers and they end up going against each other would be amazing, and of course some kind of reverse “My Fair Lady” with him and Anne Hathaway needs to be done, just because Hollywood thrives on completely retarded ideas. (source = e! online)
INGLORIOUS BASTERDS - the brand new second trailer is out (see it here), and Hitler seems really upset. I should send over a Pick Me Up bouquet. It has bright daisies in a colorful keepsake vase.
MEL B - celebrated her 34th birthday this weekend at the MGM pool in Vegas. That deck looks too slippery to be wearing heels. She should take her top off and dry it. (7 more pics here. hq jump here. image source = splash news online)
Along with Kelly Monaco, Mel B is the co-headliner of “Peep Show”, and I'm not sure if I’ve ever written anything nice about Mels body, but if so I need to write it again but this time in all caps and with a bunch of new profanity and exclamation marks. The show is described like this:
Mel B plays the mistress of ceremonies, the Peep Diva. Kelly Monaco will take the stage as Bo Peep, a timid girl who the Diva guides in her transformation into a confident, sensual woman.
I think I would like this show because in some ways I’m a lot like the Peep Diva. Except instead of dancing to transform a timid young girl into a sensual woman, I just slip them a bunch of ecstasy.
The Mirror UK reveals today that Mel B's new husband Stephen Belafonte was arrested in 2003 for attacking his common-law wife Nicole Contreras. Court papers accused him of "willfully and unlawfully using violence against Nicole“. Belafonte pled "no contest" to the battery charge, which is considered the same as a guilty plea. Belafonte faced up to one year in jail, but was let off with a suspended sentence, probation, and was ordered to complete a one year domestic violence program. Belafonte began the program in 2003 but skipped so many classes that he was thrown out twice. He eventually completed the course in 2005. Adding to all this, a different girlfriend tells the Mirror he cheated on her non stop and was “a psycho”. She said:
"He never invited me over, never introduced me to his friends, never talked about his family. We met about two weeks after he broke up with the mother of his daughter. But he later told me that he was still sleeping with her throughout the whole time we dated. I knew in my gut something wasn't right about this guy. He was such a psycho and all-round weirdo."
Wow, what a cool guy. I wish I could marry him. All this AND he looks like he has Downs. Hubba-hubba!
