12.16.2010 Mel Gibson doesnt like Winona Ryder, the Jews

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Mel Gibson hasn’t had the greatest PR in the world the last few years, and thanks to Winona Ryder telling this story to GQ , that’s certainly not gonna change today.

“I remember, like, fifteen years ago, I was at one of those big Hollywood parties. And (Mel Gibson) was really drunk. I was with my friend, who’s gay. He made a really horrible gay joke. And somehow it came up that I was Jewish. He said something about ‘oven dodgers,’ but I didn’t get it. I’d never heard that before. It was just this weird, weird moment. I was like, ‘He’s anti-Semitic and he’s homophobic.’ No one believed me!”

I will say that Winona telling this to GQ, in effect manipulating the media, won’t exactly do wonders to change the image of the “shifty Jew” in the minds of people like Mel.

11.15.2010 Mel Gibson admits he slapped Oksana Whateverhernameis

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Mel Gibson’s ex girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva made headlines back in July when she claimed that, during one of their many fights, he punched her, knocking out two of her teeth.

In his defense, Gibson told investigators that his dinner was over 10 minutes late. No not really. He says he never punched her, he slapped her, and only because she was hysterical and endangering their baby.

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10.29.2010 Friday afternoon headlines

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ROBERT DOWNEY JR. - is not happy with his Due Date co-star Zach Galifianakis for the way he handled Mel Gibsons scheduled cameo in Hangover 2. Gibson cast Downey in the Singing Detective when he was at his lowest point back in 2003, right after getting out of jail for drugs. Downey hasn’t forgotten this and says Mel deserves another chance too. Is there a movie about gin? He’d be good in that. (e!)

NOOMI RAPACE - is getting some well deserved attention for her work in the excellent Swedish version of the Girl With The Dragon Tattoo and its two sequels (which have been online forever), and now she’s the first choice to get the lead in Ridley Scotts Alien prequel. The only problem is she doesn’t speak English. Maybe they’re casting her as the Alien. She can say “rarr, rarr”, right? (deadline)

TYLER HAS SEXY READERS - like Rebecca, who will be the first of the girls we get to vote on in November, the winner getting $1000. Until then, here are pictures of her fantastic ass. This poor girl must have to turn down anal like 40 times a day. Or maybe she doesn’t say “no”, in which case WE HAVE OUR WINNER!!! (contest details here)


10.26.2010 Mel Gibson will do an interview, but not with a girl.

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The last few months have not been that wonderful for Mel Gibson, but through it all he’s remained silent, presumably hoping he could got back to work and this would all blow over. “Why don’t you get on your knees and blow over”, he probably yelled.

But it hasn’t, and when he tried to go back to work on the Hangover 2, some members of the cast (aka, “Zach Galifianakis”) refused to work with him. So now he’s decided it’s time to talk. But only with another man, so maybe they can go chase some skirts when they’re done. Popeater says…

“Mel did an interview with Diane Sawyer after his anti-Semitic remarks several years ago, and that didn’t go so well for him,” a friend of the actor says. “Now, with the stakes even higher, everyone thinks it would be better for a man to sit opposite another man to discuss everything that has been going on lately. I suppose the first choice would be Matt Lauer. It’s certainly not going to be Oprah after she almost got Oksana to tell all.”

Clearly Mel is in the mess he’s in because his interview 3 years ago was with a woman. I can’t think of one single other reason for it. The next interview should be in a tree house, with a sign that says NO GURLS ALLOWED where the “S” be backwards, and it should fix everything.

10.22.2010 Friday morning headlines

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BRADLEY COOPER - was NOT one of the cast members who complained about Mel Gibson and got him kicked off ‘Hangover 2′, and only E! is giving credit/blame to anyone but Zach Galifianakis (they say it was Warner Brothers management). Nobody likes a tattle tale, Zach. (e!, tmz)

CHRISTINA AGUILERA - says daily life is a struggle since deciding to get a divorce, and refuses to address any rumors of infidelity. “Out of respect for my husband, I prefer to keep the specifics private.” Oh is that right? Well maybe this… 20 dollar bill will change your mind. (nydn)

TYLER HAS SEXY READERS - like Danielle, the girl in the headline picture, (go to her myspace music page). (UPDATE - Danielle decided she didn’t like that picture. Actually Danielle’s bf didn’t like it. So now it’s a picture of my beloved Brooke.) People liked this contest so it’s back, now with a monthly vote for $1000. Sexy girls have enough obstacles in life - the stigma of beauty, jealousy, books - and up until now they’ve been hot for free. I think that’s terrible, and I’m not gonna stand for it. (contest details)

SEAN PENN - was filming ‘This Must Be The Place’ in NYC yesterday, “dressed in drag (to play) a retired rock star setting out to find his father’s executioner, an ex-Nazi war criminal who is a refugee in the U.S.” Is it me or does it sound like someone dropped two unrelated scripts a few months ago and mixed up some of the pages, and now they’re filming that shit? (pcn)


10.21.2010 Zach Galifianakis got Mel Gibson kicked off Hangover 2

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The last time Mel Gibson gave a performance, it was theater of the mind, audio only, and his character was telling his girlfriend he was gonna kill her and bury her in his rose garden.

Gibsons next role was supposed to be in ‘the Hangover 2′, which star Zach Galifianakis was less than happy about, according to New York Magazine. During a podcast for Comedy Death Ray, Zach said…

“But a movie you’re acting in, you don’t have a lot of control — you just show up and vomit your lines out. I’m not the boss. I’m in a deep protest right now with a movie I’m working on, up in arms about something. But I can’t get the guys to [listen] … I’m not making any leeway.”

Update: Zach Galifianakis has made some leeway. Deadline is reporting…

Mel Gibson won’t be appearing in The Hangover Part II. (A statement from director Todd Phillips said): “I thought Mel would have been great in the movie and I had the full backing of Jeff Robinov and his team. But I realize filmmaking is a collaborative effort, and this decision ultimately did not have the full support of my entire cast and crew.”

Deadline goes on to make the excellent point that Mike Tyson was celebrated for his cameo in the first ‘Hangover’, and that animal spent 3 years in jail after he was convicted of rape. The things Mel Gibson said were mean and scary, but isn’t rape worse? And don’t you sort of assume Tyson was saying mean and scary things during the rape, which makes him “just as bad” + “much much worse”? I don’t know what people talk about during rape, but I assume it’s like, “scream and I’ll kill you”, not, “hey remember that scene in ‘Marley and Me’ when the dog jumped in the pool!”

(and now, unrelated pictures of jayde nicole in tiny shorts)