Getting Mel Gibson’s back is no simple task. But, what the fuck, Gary Oldman went for it on the radio. Oldman thinks it’s bullshit that James Mee, the deputy sheriff who arrested Gibson for a DUI, included four pages of Gibson’s anti-Semitic rants in the police report. Without any particular evidence, Oldman plainly suggested that the arresting officer is likely every bit the racist spouting Jew-hater as Mel Gibson.
“The policeman who arrested him has never used the word nigger or that fucking Jew?”
Oldman obviously didn’t recall that Gibson was arrested by the lone Jewish deputy in the sheriff’s department, which was why he went on the I Hate Jews tirade in the first place. It was a natural conversation segue. James Mee is angrily refuting Oldman’s claim, since, you know, there’s not a shred of evidence and it’s fucking stupid. I would expect Oldman to offer an out of touch apology soon. In the future he might want to stay away from defending Gibson and stick to Euro-celebrity sensibilities such as rooting for Palestine, opposing free trade, and lauding obscure movies about incest.
Mel Gibson is 57 years old, which means he’s old enough to be someone’s grandfather or even great-grandfather if he lives in the South, but here he is arriving at the studio for Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday, dressed like he just got done with his shift at PacSun. I kind of like this newer, “I don’t give a fuck” ageless douchebag look that Mel is working with, because he’s basically reached the point where very few people are ever going to respect him again, so why the hell shouldn’t he look like a guy who will piss on your shoe at the men’s bathroom urinal just to pick a fight with you?
Alcoholic and no big fan of the Hebrew peoples, Mel Gibson, once again unloaded on Malibu cops after he was stopped at a random DUI checkpoint. Mel was driving along the same road he famously lost his shit at a few years ago and started ranting about the Jews. This time he was sober, (surprisingly), and left the Chosen People out of it. He did, however, yell at the cops after he was asked to produce his driver’s license…because he didn’t have it on him. So, naturally when they asked him to move to a secondary checkpoint he began screaming at the police and whining, “Why are you harassing me?” Because it’s harassment to be suspicious of famous drunken assholes that drive without a license. He was let go with a warning because, you know, rich and famous still wins the day.
The Wrap has a new audio recording of Mel Gibson, and yes, he’s still a raving lunatic who will completely lose his mind at the drop of a hat.
This one was recorded in December during a working vacation at Gibsons home in Costa Rica to discuss a script for a movie called ‘The Maccabees’. In attendance were Gibson, screenwriter Joe Eszterhas, Eszterhas’ wife and 15-year-old son, screenwriter Randall Wallace (who wrote ‘Braveheart’), Wallaces’ girlfriend, and a friend of Gibsons named Brad Hillstrom.
Keep that part in mind when you hear Mel smash shit and scream “Who the fuck wants to eat?”, because he’s yelling at two women and a 15-year-old boy. And when Gibson yells, “I am earning money for a filthy little cocksucker who takes advantage of me”, he’s referring to his ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. But mostly he’s yelling at Eszterhas, which is why it’s so awesome that it was his son who recorded all this on his iPad.
Here’s a transcript:
Why don’t I have a first draft of “The “Maccabees”?
What the fuck have you been doing?
I’ll type it!
— mumbling inaudible —
— mumbling inaudible —
I go to work, you’re getting paid, I’m not! Shit!
I am earning money for a filthy little cocksucker who takes advantage of me!
Just like every motherfucker!
So hurry the fuck up!
(Throwing things, knocking down the totem pole)
(Coming up from the billiard room and approaching the table and screaming at his guests)
Who wants to eat?! Who the fuck wants to eat?! Go have something to eat! Hurrrrraaaaayyyyyy!
Fucking cunt cocksucker whore!
(Screaming as he runs toward the driveway, gets into his car and drives away)
Mel Gibson won’t actually be at Whitney Houstons funereal in New Jersey tomorrow, but he was apparently invited by her family, because as Us weekly says…
Gibson once attempted to help Houston with her own substance abuse problems, a source confirms.
TMZ was first to report the story, adding that Houston’s family was “extremely appreciative” of the time he spent trying to help several years ago.
And not only that but it could have made her family feel better to point at Gibson and whisper to each other, “At least when Whitney was high she never started screaming about the Jews.”