Mel Gibson Owes Robert Downey A Favor

By Matt November 13, 2014 @ 7:10 AM

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When Robert Downey Jr begged Hollywood to forgive Mel Gibson people were torn. Gibson represented a bigoted overlord oppressor type while anyone in the LA area would let Robert Downey cum in their hair just so they could tell their friends they are cool with him. Downey’s plea helped as Gibson’s pariah status has lessened to the point that most people in the biz will invite him to their Seder should he get a new blockbuster financed. Downey is now saying he will only make another Iron Man movie if Gibson is the director, making Robert Downey the most loyal and charitable friend on earth who shits Skittles and has a cute Jr after his name. Gibson is a devout Christian so this concept should be familiar. Downey is Jesus and Gibson is the hideously deformed anti-Semitic leper. I fell asleep in bible study before I found out what happened next, but I think it was Iron Man IV grossing one billion worldwide despite being mediocre at best.

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Mel Gibson Feels Bad For Shia And Shit Around The Web

By Jack July 10, 2014 @ 12:42 PM

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Mel Gibson lifted the banner of the current king of the drunken douches, Shia LaBeouf. For Mel was once the king and he knows well the burdens of the throne.

Read all about Mel Gibson’s passionate love for Shia Laboofer. (Huffington Post)

Selena Gomez has an epic nipple slip on Instagram. (Drunken Stepfather)

Lebron James might go to Cleveland and not a fuck was given. (Bleacher Report)

Brazil blames Mick Jagger putting a hex on them for their shitty World Cup. (COED)

Jennifer Lawrence’s thighs and legs are pretty fucking amazing. (The Chive)

Farrah Abraham to open a Greek yogurt shop. It will probably taste like pussy. (Fishwrapper)

Pam Anderson’s Facebook poem is just as bad as you can imagine. Maybe worse. (Dlisted)

Gary Oldman Defends Mel Gibson

By Matt June 24, 2014 @ 3:34 PM

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Getting Mel Gibson’s back is no simple task. But, what the fuck, Gary Oldman went for it on the radio. Oldman thinks it’s bullshit that James Mee, the deputy sheriff who arrested Gibson for a DUI, included four pages of Gibson’s anti-Semitic rants in the police report. Without any particular evidence, Oldman plainly suggested that the arresting officer is likely every bit the racist spouting Jew-hater as Mel Gibson.

“The policeman who arrested him has never used the word nigger or that fucking Jew?” 

Oldman obviously didn’t recall that Gibson was arrested by the lone Jewish deputy in the sheriff’s department, which was why he went on the I Hate Jews tirade in the first place. It was a natural conversation segue. James Mee is angrily refuting Oldman’s claim, since, you know, there’s not a shred of evidence and it’s fucking stupid. I would expect Oldman to offer an out of touch apology soon. In the future he might want to stay away from defending Gibson and stick to Euro-celebrity sensibilities such as rooting for Palestine, opposing free trade, and lauding obscure movies about incest.

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Mel Gibson is Dressing His Age

By Travis November 27, 2013 @ 12:00 PM

Mel Gibson is 57 years old, which means he’s old enough to be someone’s grandfather or even great-grandfather if he lives in the South, but here he is arriving at the studio for Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday, dressed like he just got done with his shift at PacSun. I kind of like this newer, “I don’t give a fuck” ageless douchebag look that Mel is working with, because he’s basically reached the point where very few people are ever going to respect him again, so why the hell shouldn’t he look like a guy who will piss on your shoe at the men’s bathroom urinal just to pick a fight with you?

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Mel Gibson Yells At Cops…Again

By Jack September 06, 2013 @ 4:08 PM

Alcoholic and no big fan of the Hebrew peoples, Mel Gibson, once again unloaded on Malibu cops after he was stopped at a random DUI checkpoint. Mel was driving along the same road he famously lost his shit at a few years ago and started ranting about the Jews. This time he was sober, (surprisingly), and left the Chosen People out of it. He did, however, yell at the cops after he was asked to produce his driver’s license…because he didn’t have it on him. So, naturally when they asked him to move to a secondary checkpoint he began screaming at the police and whining, “Why are you harassing me?” Because it’s harassment to be suspicious of famous drunken assholes that drive without a license. He was let go with a warning because, you know, rich and famous still wins the day.

Mel Gibson seems upset about the fucking cunt cocksucker whores (audio)

By brendon April 18, 2012 @ 7:36 PM

The Wrap has a new audio recording of Mel Gibson, and yes, he’s still a raving lunatic who will completely lose his mind at the drop of a hat.

This one was recorded in December during a working vacation at Gibsons home in Costa Rica to discuss a script for a movie called ‘The Maccabees’. In attendance were Gibson, screenwriter Joe Eszterhas, Eszterhas’ wife and 15-year-old son, screenwriter Randall Wallace (who wrote ‘Braveheart’), Wallaces’ girlfriend, and a friend of Gibsons named Brad Hillstrom.

Keep that part in mind when you hear Mel smash shit and scream “Who the fuck wants to eat?”, because he’s yelling at two women and a 15-year-old boy. And when Gibson yells, “I am earning money for a filthy little cocksucker who takes advantage of me”, he’s referring to his ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. But mostly he’s yelling at Eszterhas, which is why it’s so awesome that it was his son who recorded all this on his iPad.

Here’s a transcript:

(screaming)
Why don’t I have a first draft of “The “Maccabees”?
What the fuck have you been doing?
I’ll type it!
— mumbling inaudible —
It’s her!
— mumbling inaudible —
I go to work, you’re getting paid, I’m not! Shit!
I am earning money for a filthy little cocksucker who takes advantage of me!
Just like every motherfucker!
So hurry the fuck up!
(Throwing things, knocking down the totem pole)
Fuck! God!
(Coming up from the billiard room and approaching the table and screaming at his guests)
Who wants to eat?! Who the fuck wants to eat?! Go have something to eat!
 Hurrrrraaaaayyyyyy!
(Screaming)
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuckin’ hate!
Fucking cunt cocksucker whore!
(Very hoarse)
Fuck!
(Screaming as he runs toward the driveway, gets into his car and drives away)

Wait, Mel Gibson had a totem pole?