MEL GIBSON - has a new baby girl. His Russian girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva gave birth Friday afternoon. Luckily she wasn’t born one day later, on Halloween, or else like 15 different prophecies in the Torah would have come true. None of them good. (abc news)
JESSICA SIMPSON - went on Twitter to defend her sister and attack ‘Melrose Place’, who fired Ashlee last week. “catching up on MP. who writes this crap? i have had bad scripts to work with, but this? thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press.” After that she began to rub her breasts and wrote, “wow, I have really sensitive nipples.” No not really but that would have been awesome. (twitter)
THE WIRE - will now be offered as a course at Harvard. Watching the TV show. ‘The Wire’. Will be a course. At Harvard. “I do not hesitate to say that it has done more to enhance our understanding of the challenges of urban life and the problems of urban inequality, more than any other media event or scholarly publication,” sociology professor William J. Wilson said. In a related story, I announced I’ll be teaching a course entitled, “Why The Germans And Chinese Are Now Kicking Our Ass.” It’s not really a “course”, I just email people this story and then add, “WTF!!!”. (ny post)
ANNALYNNE MCCORD - went to Halloween as … bat … girl? Man? Both? Neither? I have no idea. It doesn’t really matter. I don’t wanna give away too many details, but let’s just say someone masturbated to these, if you catch my drift. (wenn)
You may think that Mel Gibson was arrested on July 28, 2006, for DUI, during which he made a bunch of anti-Semitic and sexist comments, but you’d be wrong according to the official court documents. Because today Mel successfully had that arrest expunged from his record, for some reason. TMZ says…
Judge Lawrence Mira just signed legal documents in Malibu, expunging the misdemeanor DUI from Mel’s record.
The judge noted the conviction still is relevant for “gun control purposes.” It can also be used as a prior conviction if Gibson gets popped for DUI in the future.
Mel’s lawyer, Blair Berk, requested the motion to dismiss on September 21 after Mel successfully completed the terms of his three-year probation.
This will do a lot to fix his reputation, especially if we all agree to re-do 2005 and pretend nothing since then ever happened. It’ll be fun. I’ll start: boy that Amy Winehouse is a fresh young face, isn’t she. I see good things on the horizon for her.
Radar Online says this morning that Mel Gibson allegedly assaulted a man last night at a club in Hollywood, and now the poor little lamb has filed a battery report with the LAPD. Another way to describe it is that Mel Gibson never touched the guy, maybe never even saw him, and police think this dork is making the whole thing up. TMZ says…
…cops believe it was impossible for Gibson to have even made contact with him. They tell us Gibson was wedged in a booth with his pregnant girlfriend and couldn’t have grabbed the guy’s shirt.
We’re told the “victim” was asked to walk away at least 3 times before the alleged incident. Security told him no photography was allowed in the club, but he persisted.
Cops say witnesses tell the same story — the guy is making up allegations of battery. No one saw his shirt ripped when he left the club.
Even if we join this sweet little thing on his journey to Make Believe Land, where everything he says is true, and then we somehow doubled all that, are you fucking kidding me. A ripped 4 dollar t-shirt is not assault. At worst it’s an accident, at best it’s foreplay. Maybe next he can sue the Parks Department for new pants because he wet his after getting chased by a bee.
Mel Gibson made an appearance on the Tonight Show last night, where he answered any and all questions about his new girlfriend, even confirming that she is pregnant with his child. It will be her second, his eighth. People.com says…
Gibson, 53, said he took the blame for the divorce. “My wife and I, our marriage ended three years ago and we’ve been separated ever since then. These things happen. It’s unfortunate, it’s sad, but you know she is an admirable woman … we’re friends. Look, when it’s all said and done, I did a pretty good hatchet job on my marriage myself. I’m to blame. If you’re inclined to judge, put it here.”
Leno then joked with Gibson about his dating a younger woman. “What, is she 17, 18?” Leno asked. Leno then said, “The rumor I have heard is that you guys are going to have a child?” Gibson then confirmed, “This is true. We’re gonna have a child.”
Piling it on, Leno joked, “So that will make 29? “
Hahaha, oh that Jay! 29?! That’s a very high number haha! It’s unlikely Mel would have that many kids, and in fact it is more than he has, so the joke works on lots of different levels. It was an extra treat for people who had caught their breath after laughing at the “17 or 18” joke. This was like a comedy workshop. The next time he has Mel on he should mention her height. “Your girlfriend sure is tall, what is she, like, 12 feet tall?” Oh my God, haha, can you imagine! TWELVE!?! Can you even say that stuff on TV? I hope he won’t get fined.
Back at the end of April, the Sun UK reported that Mel Gibsons commie girlfriend was telling friends she was pregnant. Then three weeks of nothing, and now today TMZ is saying the same, adding in their report that she is in her second trimester, and also a picture of Ashlee Simpson. Take that Sun UK!
We’ve learned Mel Gibson’s girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, is pregnant with his child. Our sources say Gibson has already told his estranged wife, Robyn, and their children about the news. By the way, Oksana is living in a house Mel got for her. And guess what else? Until recently, Oksana was living in a house purchased by songwriter/producer David Foster, with whom she also had a relationship.
Wow this bitch really lands on her feet. David Foster used to be married to Brody Jenners mom. That dude could make a pile of money and walk to the moon. Oksana already has one kid, and that kids dad was the James Bond between Roger Moore and Pierce Brosnan. She keeps dating older but richer men. Mel better make sure she knows Mr. Burns is just a cartoon.
Even though they had been drifting apart for years and she suspected him of having an affair, Mel Gibson's wife only filed for divorce after hearing that Mel had gotten his girlfriend pregnant. The Sun UK says…
ROBYN, 53, ended their 28-year marriage after OKSANA GRIGORIEVA told pals she was expecting. A source said: “Robyn put up with Mel for years but when she found out Oksana was telling friends she was expecting it was the last straw. “Robyn wants a ‘quickie’ divorce, one that isn’t contested, with their assets divided later.” Yesterday Oksana was spotted outside Gibson's mansion chatting on her mobile with what appeared to be a baby bump under her pink shirt.
This Robyn chick is a real buzzkill. Getting pregnant is supposed to be a happy occasion, but Mel’s wife is too conceited to let someone else have the spotlight. “That’s MY husband, I’M divorcing him because he’s cheating on ME.” Oooooh, pardon us your majesty, sorry if someone else was the center of attention for two seconds.
