Mel Gibson is Dressing His Age

By Travis November 27, 2013 @ 12:00 PM

Mel Gibson is 57 years old, which means he’s old enough to be someone’s grandfather or even great-grandfather if he lives in the South, but here he is arriving at the studio for Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday, dressed like he just got done with his shift at PacSun. I kind of like this newer, “I don’t give a fuck” ageless douchebag look that Mel is working with, because he’s basically reached the point where very few people are ever going to respect him again, so why the hell shouldn’t he look like a guy who will piss on your shoe at the men’s bathroom urinal just to pick a fight with you?

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Mel Gibson Yells At Cops…Again

By Jack September 06, 2013 @ 4:08 PM

Alcoholic and no big fan of the Hebrew peoples, Mel Gibson, once again unloaded on Malibu cops after he was stopped at a random DUI checkpoint. Mel was driving along the same road he famously lost his shit at a few years ago and started ranting about the Jews. This time he was sober, (surprisingly), and left the Chosen People out of it. He did, however, yell at the cops after he was asked to produce his driver’s license…because he didn’t have it on him. So, naturally when they asked him to move to a secondary checkpoint he began screaming at the police and whining, “Why are you harassing me?” Because it’s harassment to be suspicious of famous drunken assholes that drive without a license. He was let go with a warning because, you know, rich and famous still wins the day.

Mel Gibson seems upset about the fucking cunt cocksucker whores (audio)

By brendon April 18, 2012 @ 7:36 PM

The Wrap has a new audio recording of Mel Gibson, and yes, he’s still a raving lunatic who will completely lose his mind at the drop of a hat.

This one was recorded in December during a working vacation at Gibsons home in Costa Rica to discuss a script for a movie called ‘The Maccabees’. In attendance were Gibson, screenwriter Joe Eszterhas, Eszterhas’ wife and 15-year-old son, screenwriter Randall Wallace (who wrote ‘Braveheart’), Wallaces’ girlfriend, and a friend of Gibsons named Brad Hillstrom.

Keep that part in mind when you hear Mel smash shit and scream “Who the fuck wants to eat?”, because he’s yelling at two women and a 15-year-old boy. And when Gibson yells, “I am earning money for a filthy little cocksucker who takes advantage of me”, he’s referring to his ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. But mostly he’s yelling at Eszterhas, which is why it’s so awesome that it was his son who recorded all this on his iPad.

Here’s a transcript:

(screaming)
Why don’t I have a first draft of “The “Maccabees”?
What the fuck have you been doing?
I’ll type it!
— mumbling inaudible —
It’s her!
— mumbling inaudible —
I go to work, you’re getting paid, I’m not! Shit!
I am earning money for a filthy little cocksucker who takes advantage of me!
Just like every motherfucker!
So hurry the fuck up!
(Throwing things, knocking down the totem pole)
Fuck! God!
(Coming up from the billiard room and approaching the table and screaming at his guests)
Who wants to eat?! Who the fuck wants to eat?! Go have something to eat!
 Hurrrrraaaaayyyyyy!
(Screaming)
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuckin’ hate!
Fucking cunt cocksucker whore!
(Very hoarse)
Fuck!
(Screaming as he runs toward the driveway, gets into his car and drives away)

Wait, Mel Gibson had a totem pole?

Mel Gibson was invited to Whitneys funeral

By brendon February 17, 2012 @ 7:36 PM

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Mel Gibson won’t actually be at Whitney Houstons funereal in New Jersey tomorrow, but he was apparently invited by her family, because as Us weekly says…

Gibson once attempted to help Houston with her own substance abuse problems, a source confirms.
TMZ was first to report the story, adding that Houston’s family was “extremely appreciative” of the time he spent trying to help several years ago.

And not only that but it could have made her family feel better to point at Gibson and whisper to each other, “At least when Whitney was high she never started screaming about the Jews.”

or maybe he didn’t

By brendon November 10, 2011 @ 3:45 PM

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Remember this thing about a girl telling her friends that Mel Gibson got her pregnant? Ok well ignore that because now the girls father is adamant that, though she is in fact pregnant, she hasn’t said anything about Gibson being the dad.

“I can guarantee it’s not Mel Gibson’s baby,” he said.

Eww. That better not mean what I think it means.

Mel Gibson got another girl pregnant

By brendon November 10, 2011 @ 2:29 AM

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I didn’t have room in the headline for “allegedly” but, allegedly, Mel Gibson got another girl pregnant. Her name is Laura Bellizzi, she’s 35, she and Gibson briefly dated over the summer and Star claims she’s confided in friends and family that he got her pregnant.

For his part, a so-called source says it’s “physically impossible” that Gibson is the father. Keep in mind he already has 8 kids (7 with his ex wife and 1 with blow job miser Oksana Grigorieva), and even though he’s 55 now, it seems very possible. Unless he slipped her a morning after pill. That might work. My move is to run to Starbucks first thing and stir it into the girls coffee.