Would You Hit It: Stormy Daniels Squirting On Stage While Stripping (VIDEO)

May 10, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

I don't quite remember how the School House Rock on our government went, but I do know that somewhere between the legislative branch and the executive branch lies an old hooker, and recently that political staple took her show... READ MORE

Melania Trump Snubs The Hand That Breeds Her

April 25, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Over their hundreds of appearances, First Lady Melania and President Donald Trump had a small awkward exchange, so naturally it's news that we care about. The two were standing in the Rose Garden at the White House for a... READ MORE

Blind Item: Former A++ Politician Having Affair With Staffer

March 25, 2018 | Celebs | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"This married former A++ list politician that everyone on earth knows is having an affair with a staffer of his who used to be a production assistant on a morning news show. The woman, does not actually appear to... READ MORE

Donald Trump Note Card Responses To Parkland Families

February 22, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Yesterday Donald Trump held a photo op bitch and stitch with survivors of the Parkland, Florida school shooting, and in order to convey his deeply felt, raw, unfettered compassion for their experiences, he brought along a note card with... READ MORE

Registered Sex Offender Headlines New Dating Site

February 21, 2018 | Celebs | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Are you lonely? Are you tired of what Tinder has to offer? Have you noticed that every time you swipe right on the hottest single women in your area they always lean left when it comes to politics? It’s... READ MORE

Ivana Trump Attacks Melania Trump and Defends Micheal Jackson

October 12, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

In an obvious attempt to stir the pot and move units of her memoir off the shelf, Ivana Trump is calling out Melania and defending Michael Jackson. Saying the current First Lady in the White House has your sloppy... READ MORE

Melania Trump Dicked Over and Bruce Jenner Dickless on Last Men on Earth Podcast #83

April 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, we dive into dong-free Bruce, Melania's pay for gravy  past, Abigail Breslin crying anon retro assault victim, the continuing deaths of MTV reality alums, declare Elon Musk vastly overrated,... READ MORE

Melania Trump Declared Not A Prostitute

April 12, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The Daily Mail must pay $2.9M in damages after claiming that Melania Trump operated as a dick servicing station before marrying Donald Trump. During and after remain in question. 


Emily Ratajkowski a Purist

February 15, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Do not tell dirty jokes next to Emily Ratakowski at a party. FYI. The model best known for her amazing bare tits and for her powerful feminist essays on why you shouldn't look at them, was at an event... READ MORE

Melania Trump Sues Daily Mail for 150 Million Monopoly Dollars

February 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The First Lady with a little assistance from her legal team re-filed a $150 million civil suit against The Daily Mail for suggesting she was a paid escort in the 90's before marrying The Donald. Maybe a little bit... READ MORE



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