Ivana Trump Attacks Melania Trump and Defends Micheal Jackson

October 12, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

In an obvious attempt to stir the pot and move units of her memoir off the shelf, Ivana Trump is calling out Melania and defending Michael Jackson. Saying the current First Lady in the White House has your sloppy seconds is equally as offensive as claiming Michael Jackson didn’t touch any kids. 

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Melania Trump Dicked Over and Bruce Jenner Dickless on Last Men on Earth Podcast #83

April 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, we dive into dong-free Bruce, Melania’s pay for gravy  past, Abigail Breslin crying anon retro assault victim, the continuing deaths of MTV reality alums, declare Elon Musk vastly overrated, guesstimate how much crazy boy toy loving Dr. David Dao will clear from UAL, and wonder if David Schwimmer couldn’t find a better hobby. We go places others fear to tread. Largely in shorts and sandals. 

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Melania Trump Declared Not A Prostitute

April 12, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The Daily Mail must pay $2.9M in damages after claiming that Melania Trump operated as a dick servicing station before marrying Donald Trump. During and after remain in question. 

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Emily Ratajkowski a Purist

February 15, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Do not tell dirty jokes next to Emily Ratakowski at a party. FYI. The model best known for her amazing bare tits and for her powerful feminist essays on why you shouldn’t look at them, was at an event over the weekend when a New York Times reporter probably trying to impress her told her that Melania Trump was a former hooker.

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Melania Trump Sues Daily Mail for 150 Million Monopoly Dollars

February 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The First Lady with a little assistance from her legal team re-filed a $150 million civil suit against The Daily Mail for suggesting she was a paid escort in the 90’s before marrying The Donald. Maybe a little bit after. Also last week a smidgeon. 

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Chelsea Handler Shames Melania Trump

January 25, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Chelsea Handler lead the Women’s March at the Sundance Film Festival, meaning she was already there to get shit faced and the biggest celebrity willing to brave the cold while hungover.

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Barron Trump Retraction Video Scarier Than The First (VIDEO)

November 30, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

By way of disclosure, I exchanged messages with the kid who made the original “Barron Trump seems autistic” video. He’s not merely a kid, he’s a kid with autism himself. He panicked when Rosie O’Donnell vaulted his little anti-bullying message into a big to-do. Especially when he came into threatening letters from high powered attorneys.

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Melania Trump and Rosie O’Donnell, Imperfect Catfight

November 29, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Some dude named James Hunter made a fairly innocuous video of Barron Trump at his dad’s 3am victory speech on Election Night pointing out physical and behavioral signs that Trump’s young son by Melania might be autistic. The video seems pretty creepy because all videos featuring slow motion close-ups of ten year old boys are inherently creepy.

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Melania Trump Hailed As A Hero

November 28, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Slovenian president Borut Pahar has reached out to Menalia Trump to congratulate her for “raising visibility of our central-European country.” First of all your name is pretty similar to Borat. That’s not really a name joke, but a jab at the state of your country.

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More Melania Hate, It Must Be Her Amazing Tits (VIDEO)

November 22, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hollywood is beyond pissed that Hillary Clinton is not coronating into the White House in January. It’s deep and furious and building up pressure like a toilet jammed with the used tampons of glass ceiling victims.

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