E! News Flashes 'Fun Fact' About Michael J Fox's Parkinson's

E! channel is simply a horrible horrible place. If Al Qaeda takes out E!, Obama should sharply warn them they get a pass this time, just don't touch ESPN or NFL Network or we will drone strike a missile that navigates up your ass and explodes on the cock of the jihadi you're blowing on the down low. If Joan Rivers, Kelly Osbourne, Chelsea Handler, the Kardashians, Ryan Seacrest, and that creepy looking anorexic...

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afternoon headlines, with naked Brooke Hogan

TONY SCOTT - had his suicide filmed by several people who are trying to sell the footage. Inspiring "I Believe I Can Fly" song, not included. (guardian) JOHNNY DEPP - is being offered $95 million to star in 'Pirates Of The Caribbean 5', because 'Pirates Of The Caribbean 4' made $1.04 billion. Clearly Lindsay hasn't figured out that these are about a bisexual drunk who steals or else she would have sued by now. (the...read more

friday morning headlines

MICHAEL J. FOX - will be given an honorary doctorate in Sweden because he's raised $175M to find new drugs to treat Parkinsons. Preferably drugs that don't need to be injected so he doesn't bleed to death before he can even see if it works. (the AP) ANGELINA JOLIE - had an affair with Mick Jagger in 1997, when she was 21 and he was 53. Then again in 2003. This is according to a new biography on Jolie called, "Things I...

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