01.27.2009 evan rachel wood will do anyone

Evan Rachel Wood was dating Marilyn Manson when she was 19 and he was 38, and there was a rumor Ed Norton was donkey punching her (seriously) when she was 18 and he was 36, so obviously this bitch is nuts, and so of course she would date 56-year-old Mickey Rourke.  Why wouldn’t she?  She’s 21 now, by the way.  Fox News says…

The two attended Grey Goose’s Official SAG after-party at the Shrine on Sunday evening but were spotted leaving together enroute to the later after party at the Four Seasons Hotel. According to spies, the actress went upstairs with Rourke when he suddenly grabbed her for a lip-lock in the outside area of the swanky five-star hotel.
The duo have been romantically linked since she played his daughter in "The Wrestler," although Wood always denied that they were anything more than friends.

I think it's safe to say someone in this story has some unresolved dad issues.  I still believed in fairies when I was 18, this weirdo was takin it in the ass from a movie star twice her age.  Although, if she wanted someone to play dad in her life, shouldn't she be buying Mickey Rourke a tie?  Why is she fucking all these older guys?  What sense does that make?  God you bitches are all nuts.

01.26.2009 mickey rourke is smooth

You know what girls like?  They like when you're talking to them and you shove your hand down the front of your pants.  Massaging your balls while you have a conversation with a girl is a way of telling her you think she's really pretty.  It's basically the biggest compliment you can give someone.

(picture source = pacific coast)