Mickey Rourke left The Wellington Club this morning at 4:30am after a night of drinking with Leonardo Di Caprio at the Whisky Mist in London, but on the way to his car some hooligan traffic barriers started some shit with the voices in Mickeys head. Needless to say he taught them some manners, and you can bet it’s a mistake they won’t make again.
(hq jump here. source = flynet online)
KENDRA WILKINSON - has confirmed to E! that she’s pregnant. Which sucks. I should have been told in person. The father has rights too! (source = e! online)
IRON MAN 2 - The first picture of Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2 has been released. Rourke plays Whiplash, and he has a suit sort of like Iron Mans, except he adds whips and takes away any protection whatsoever. He’s unstoppable, unless he were to run into the real Iron Man, or any normal police officer with a gun, or anyone with the flu. (source = USA Today)
KELLY BROOK - a few of these pictures we’re on here Monday, but most are new, they’re all better quality and there’s now 100 percent more naked breast (BAM). These of course are from the set of Piranha 3D. I don’t like when horror movies do this kind of thing, because I end up with an erection while someone gets ripped apart. There’s no way that’s mentally healthy. (hq jump = here)
It kills me that I forgot Wrestlemania 25 was last night, but I can be declared legally dead in most states if I get even a molecule sicker (which is why I suck worse than normal today). I totally would have watched that shit, and will probably watch a replay tonight. As you can see big stars were there like Nicole from the Pussycat Dolls and Mickey Rourke even stormed the ring to save Rick Flair from Chris Jericho. Rourke was able to win because he was in a wresting themed movie, and also because he disguised himself as a Chinese gold prospector from 1850. It was the biggest moment of the night, some people might be saying if I knew where to look up that kind of thing.
But the real star was Nicole and her big awesome rack. God damn she is just fantastic. And I bet it’s no coincidence that the microphone at her press conference was practically laid between her tits. Hey, hey, I got something I wouldn’t mind laying right there, if you know what I'm sayin. If you know what I mean. It’s a digital tape recorder, so if something were to happen to my notes I could accurately transcribe what was said during the Q and A sessions.
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Earlier this week there was a rumor that Mickey Rourke was now “dating” Courtney Love. Which apparently is news to Mickey Rourke, who told TMZ last night that he’d rather "be on a deserted island with a gorilla" than Love. When asked for a comment, Jennifer Love Hewitt said, well yeah, obviously, because the monkey would just eat the bananas and stuff, but Courtney would probably want some of the cake. Then someone explained that "deserted" meant "abandoned", not "frosted". It doesn't mean "turned into a dessert". And she said, what, no, no you take that back. TAKE IT BACK!
(Is Mickey grinding on Thandie Newton and then rubbing his balls? Of course he is. Why wouldn’t he be?)
Mickey Rourke is enjoying a career resurgence like few before ever have, and this week while in Paris to promote "The Wrestler", he also made time to participate in the Faggity Outfit Wearing Championships. Go Mickey Go!
(picture source - fame pictures)
Evan Rachel Wood was dating Marilyn Manson when she was 19 and he was 38, and there was a rumor Ed Norton was donkey punching her (seriously) when she was 18 and he was 36, so obviously this bitch is nuts, and so of course she would date 56-year-old Mickey Rourke. Why wouldn’t she? She’s 21 now, by the way. Fox News says…
The two attended Grey Goose’s Official SAG after-party at the Shrine on Sunday evening but were spotted leaving together enroute to the later after party at the Four Seasons Hotel. According to spies, the actress went upstairs with Rourke when he suddenly grabbed her for a lip-lock in the outside area of the swanky five-star hotel.
The duo have been romantically linked since she played his daughter in "The Wrestler," although Wood always denied that they were anything more than friends.
I think it's safe to say someone in this story has some unresolved dad issues. I still believed in fairies when I was 18, this weirdo was takin it in the ass from a movie star twice her age. Although, if she wanted someone to play dad in her life, shouldn't she be buying Mickey Rourke a tie? Why is she fucking all these older guys? What sense does that make? God you bitches are all nuts.
