Mickey Rourke, Feeling Pretty

October 11, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Actor turned drugs, booze, and pugilist, Mickey Rourke, was but one plastic surgery procedure away from feeling pretty. So he said after his latest nose job. 


Mickey Rourke With Dog And Purse

October 24, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nature is a tricky thing to fuck with. That was the message of Jurassic Park, it's eight sequels, and fifty-seven ripoffs. Of course, scientists are constantly fucking with nature as that's also how we get the polio vaccine and... READ MORE

Mickey Rourke Got The Short End

September 19, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The older fellas in Hollywood are juicing something fierce. That along with rampant male plastic surgery is creating a class of AARP dudes around town who don't quite look like you remember grandpa when you sat on his lap... READ MORE

Mickey Rourke The Champ And Shit Around The Web

December 3, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Mickey Rourke went back to boxing because no one wants to hire a guy who looks like a battered weasel’s vagina. He won his first fight against 29-year-old Elliot Seymour. Except that it was probably fixed. Why Randy the... READ MORE

Mickey Rourke’s Motives Questionable (VIDEO)

December 1, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Mickey Rourke staged a boxing match in Russia because he still has something to prove to his dad. Also he likes banging whores with the kind of crooked teeth only Mother Russia serves up. It turns out his opponent... READ MORE

Mickey Rourke’s Got Putin’s Back (VIDEO)

August 12, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Mickey Rourke offered a ringing endorsement of Vladamir Putin while in Russia. It seems that dudes who are cartoonish symbols of masculinity born out of self loathing find a way to relate to one another, and being a douche... READ MORE

mickey rourke says most actors suck

May 8, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Mickey Rourke could have been the biggest star in the world at one point if he wanted to be, but instead he wanted to get drunk and fight a lot. He got really good at both those things, and... READ MORE

Mickey Rourke might be insane

July 23, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Mickey Rourke left The Wellington Club this morning at 4:30am after a night of drinking with Leonardo Di Caprio at the Whisky Mist in London, but on the way to his car some hooligan traffic barriers started some shit... READ MORE

Wednesday morning headlines

June 10, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

KENDRA WILKINSON –  has confirmed to E! that she’s pregnant.  Which sucks.  I should have been told in person.  The father has rights too!  (source = e! online) IRON MAN 2 – The first picture of Mickey Rourke in... READ MORE

wrestlemania was huge

April 6, 2009 | Photos | editor| 0 Comments

It kills me that I forgot Wrestlemania 25 was last night, but I can be declared legally dead in most states if I get even a molecule sicker (which is why I suck worse than normal today).  I totally... READ MORE



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