Mickey Rourke could have been the biggest star in the world at one point if he wanted to be, but instead he wanted to get drunk and fight a lot. He got really good at both those things, and it was awesome. And now he just doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks or says, so…
On independent films:
”I’d just as soon do a big-budget movie as an independent one. Sometimes the independent movies can get a little too arty-farty. You watch the IFC Channel and you want to throw up.”
On his feelings for movies stars:
”You can be less than mediocre and be a f–ing movie star. I have respect for very few actors and actresses. Some of them get a lot of acclaim but just because their movie made $200 million at the box office; they still suck. I got no respect for them and I used to let them know it.”
I know I’ve mentioned this before, but one time I had an actress tell me her favorite quality about her self was her self-defecating sense of humor. Rourke is 100 percent correct. These people are fuckin morons.
Mickey Rourke left The Wellington Club this morning at 4:30am after a night of drinking with Leonardo Di Caprio at the Whisky Mist in London, but on the way to his car some hooligan traffic barriers started some shit with the voices in Mickeys head. Needless to say he taught them some manners, and you can bet it’s a mistake they won’t make again.
(hq jump here. source = flynet online)
KENDRA WILKINSON - has confirmed to E! that she’s pregnant. Which sucks. I should have been told in person. The father has rights too! (source = e! online)
IRON MAN 2 - The first picture of Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2 has been released. Rourke plays Whiplash, and he has a suit sort of like Iron Mans, except he adds whips and takes away any protection whatsoever. He’s unstoppable, unless he were to run into the real Iron Man, or any normal police officer with a gun, or anyone with the flu. (source = USA Today)
KELLY BROOK - a few of these pictures we’re on here Monday, but most are new, they’re all better quality and there’s now 100 percent more naked breast (BAM). These of course are from the set of Piranha 3D. I don’t like when horror movies do this kind of thing, because I end up with an erection while someone gets ripped apart. There’s no way that’s mentally healthy. (hq jump = here)
It kills me that I forgot Wrestlemania 25 was last night, but I can be declared legally dead in most states if I get even a molecule sicker (which is why I suck worse than normal today). I totally would have watched that shit, and will probably watch a replay tonight. As you can see big stars were there like Nicole from the Pussycat Dolls and Mickey Rourke even stormed the ring to save Rick Flair from Chris Jericho. Rourke was able to win because he was in a wresting themed movie, and also because he disguised himself as a Chinese gold prospector from 1850. It was the biggest moment of the night, some people might be saying if I knew where to look up that kind of thing.
But the real star was Nicole and her big awesome rack. God damn she is just fantastic. And I bet it’s no coincidence that the microphone at her press conference was practically laid between her tits. Hey, hey, I got something I wouldn’t mind laying right there, if you know what I'm sayin. If you know what I mean. It’s a digital tape recorder, so if something were to happen to my notes I could accurately transcribe what was said during the Q and A sessions.
(image source = getty and splash)
Earlier this week there was a rumor that Mickey Rourke was now “dating” Courtney Love. Which apparently is news to Mickey Rourke, who told TMZ last night that he’d rather "be on a deserted island with a gorilla" than Love. When asked for a comment, Jennifer Love Hewitt said, well yeah, obviously, because the monkey would just eat the bananas and stuff, but Courtney would probably want some of the cake. Then someone explained that "deserted" meant "abandoned", not "frosted". It doesn't mean "turned into a dessert". And she said, what, no, no you take that back. TAKE IT BACK!
(Is Mickey grinding on Thandie Newton and then rubbing his balls? Of course he is. Why wouldn’t he be?)
Mickey Rourke is enjoying a career resurgence like few before ever have, and this week while in Paris to promote "The Wrestler", he also made time to participate in the Faggity Outfit Wearing Championships. Go Mickey Go!
(picture source - fame pictures)
