"Olympus Has Fallen" has a cool trailer

If a movie about the White House being attacked by terrorists with only one bad-ass left behind to save everyone sounds good, you're in luck, because there's two of those exact movies coming out soon. 'White House Down' has Channing Tatum blankly starring at things while rescuing President Jamie Foxx, while the more dramatically named 'Olympus Has Fallen' has Gerard Butler grumbling cliches while saving President...read more

'Man of Steel' has a new trailer

Russell Crowe holding a doll, Michael Shannon in a ‘Gears of War' commercial, Zack Snyders super fast then super slow bullshit; it's all here thanks to the release of the the first full trailer for ‘Man of Steel', which follows the tone set by the Dark Knight trilogy and Megamind and shows us a Superman unsure of his place in the world. Granted it's a very beautiful world, one with a constant gentle breeze to make...read more

Tom Cruises 'Oblivion' has its first trailer

‘Oblivion' is set on earth 60 years after a cataclysmic attack, and if we had Wall-E technology it was destroyed because now Tom Cruise has to do that job. He and some girl are all that's left, and she warns Tom Cruise not to take any chances. He immediately takes some dangerous chances, and some wolf thing tricks him and handcuffs him to a chair. Ahh, or was it Morgan Freeman, who I guess just sat in the dark waiting...read more

the Japanese 'Star Trek' trailer has more footage, Japanese

There's a longer trailer due next week, and a nine minute trailer in front of ‘the Hobbit' in IMAX, but today we finally got a teaser for JJ Abrams ‘Star Trek: Into Darkness'. And since he can't market anything without some secret Japanese thing, there is of course a secret Japanese thing. In this case a slightly longer trailer with new footage at the end, where Spock does his hand thing to a sickly looking...read more

the 'Evil Dead' remake has a red band trailer

The re-make of 'The Evil Dead' (now just called 'Evil Dead' to reflect how much shorter our attention span is now compared to 1981) is produced by original director Sam Raimi and original star Bruce Campbell, and retains some of the same camera angles and the scene where a girl is raped by a presumptuous tree limb, but it's all very polished and fancy looking now, making it feel common and predictable. For example;...read more

'Iron Man 3' has a trailer

The first trailer for ‘Iron Man 3' was released this morning, but there's no AC/DC or Black Sabbath to party too this time, because things are now looking bleak for Tony Stark for some reason. I however am thrilled, because this is written and directed by the amazingly great Shane Black, who replaces the sort of ok Jon Favreau and the absolutely awful Jennifer Anistons boyfriend. But Stark is very grumpy, and not even...read more

'Django Unchained' has a trailer, Sam Jackson is suspicious

The first full length trailer for Quentin Tarantinos ‘Django Unchained' was released last night, giving us our fist look at Samuel L. Jackson as Leonardo DiCaprios house n-word and Jonah Hill as Wait Why Is He In This. Still, the movie looks like a lot of fun, and reminds me of the time I used my karate to protect a town from an evil oil barren who tried to steal their land. He thought taking my wife and daughter...read more

its the 'Movie 43' red band trailer

Movie 43' is actually 25 short films, so it's not really a movie, or the number 43, but it stars essentially everyone with a SAG card, including Halle Berry, Emma Stone, Anna Faris, Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet, Naomi Watts, Chloë Grace Moretz, Gerard Butler as a leprechaun, Stephen Merchant, Kate Bosworth and Elizabeth Banks, and they all do horrible things. Except for Emma Stone sucking off a hobo disguised as...read more

'Skyfall' has a new trailer

A new international trailer for 'Skyfall' is out today, with lots of new footage and a slightly longer clip from the scene above, which is the most James Bond thing James Bond has ever done. There's also a Chinese guy at the end who barks at you like he's some kind of demon, and obviously you wouldn't want to miss that.read more

'Zero Dark Thirty' is intense

Look, I haven't seen bin Laden, I've never seen bin Laden except on TV, but I guess I could ask around or something, just please stop yelling at me.read more

its the 'Taken 2' trailer

'Taken 2' finally came out with a trailer today, with that Russian guy who is a villain in every movie vowing to get revenge on Liam Neeson for killing his friends in ‘Taken 1'. Though "revenge" might not be the best word. Those guys did kidnap Liam Neesons daughter and try to sell her as a sex slave. I don't know how Russian Bad Guy expected Liam Neeson to react but he seems pretty surprised that he would be upset....read more

new 'Prometheus' trailer has more details, clanging sounds

Fox released a second international trailer for 'Prometheus' last night, and it explains much more about the story and characters than any of the previous trailers. WHAT WE LEARNED: Charlize Theron is the icy corporate person sort of in charge of the whole thing, some aliens are cobra sized and bitey, and the great Idris Elba is not so great at a Texas accent. WHAT WE ALREADY KNEW: I sure would like to fuck Charlize...read more

the new 'Amazing Spider-Man' trailer is here

At first the new Spider-Man reboot seemed like a dumb idea because it was gonna tell the origin story, exactly like the Spider-Man movie we already saw a few years ago, but this new one has promised "the untold story", a today the new trailer clears a few things up. In the first movie, a scientist that Peter Parker knows injects himself with an experimental drug and turns himself into a green monster that goes on a...read more

its the first five minutes of 'Haywire'

Steven Soderbergh is an Academy Award winning director, so it was a little surprising to see that his new movie ‘Haywire' is a pure, unrepentant action film. Even more surprising was that, while big stars like Michael Douglas, Ewan McGregor, Antonio Banderas, and Michael Fassbender fill out the cast, the star is Gina Carano. If you don't know, Gina Carano is not an actor. She's an MMA fighter, ranked 3rd in the world...read more

'Wrath of the Titans' has a trailer too

We still have 3 days to wait for the trailer to 'Prometheus', the sorta 'Alien' prequel from director Ridley Scott, but today the trailer for 'Wrath of the Titans' showed up. That of course is the sequel to 'Clash of the Titans', and it returns to Greece (which has a secret rocky desert that only Hollywood knows about) so Sam Worthington can yell at scary CGI monsters before stabbing them. And if you didn't see it,...read more