“Olympus Has Fallen” has a cool trailer

January 23, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

If a movie about the White House being attacked by terrorists with only one bad-ass left behind to save everyone sounds good, you’re in luck, because there’s two of those exact movies coming out soon. ‘White House Down‘ has Channing Tatum blankly starring at things while rescuing President Jamie Foxx, while the more dramatically named […]

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‘Man of Steel’ has a new trailer

December 12, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Russell Crowe holding a doll, Michael Shannon in a ‘Gears of War’ commercial, Zack Snyders super fast then super slow bullshit; it’s all here thanks to the release of the the first full trailer for ‘Man of Steel’, which follows the tone set by the Dark Knight trilogy and Megamind and shows us a Superman […]

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Tom Cruises ‘Oblivion’ has its first trailer

December 11, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

‘Oblivion’ is set on earth 60 years after a cataclysmic attack, and if we had Wall-E technology it was destroyed because now Tom Cruise has to do that job. He and some girl are all that’s left, and she warns Tom Cruise not to take any chances. He immediately takes some dangerous chances, and some […]

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the Japanese ‘Star Trek’ trailer has more footage, Japanese

December 7, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

There’s a longer trailer due next week, and a nine minute trailer in front of ‘the Hobbit’ in IMAX, but today we finally got a teaser for JJ Abrams ‘Star Trek: Into Darkness’. And since he can’t market anything without some secret Japanese thing, there is of course a secret Japanese thing. In this case […]

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the ‘Evil Dead’ remake has a red band trailer

October 25, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The re-make of ‘The Evil Dead’ (now just called ‘Evil Dead’ to reflect how much shorter our attention span is now compared to 1981) is produced by original director Sam Raimi and original star Bruce Campbell, and retains some of the same camera angles and the scene where a girl is raped by a presumptuous […]

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‘Iron Man 3’ has a trailer

October 23, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The first trailer for ‘Iron Man 3′ was released this morning, but there’s no AC/DC or Black Sabbath to party too this time, because things are now looking bleak for Tony Stark for some reason. I however am thrilled, because this is written and directed by the amazingly great Shane Black, who replaces the sort […]

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‘Django Unchained’ has a trailer, Sam Jackson is suspicious

October 11, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The first full length trailer for Quentin Tarantinos ‘Django Unchained’ was released last night, giving us our fist look at Samuel L. Jackson as Leonardo DiCaprios house n-word and Jonah Hill as Wait Why Is He In This. Still, the movie looks like a lot of fun, and reminds me of the time I used […]

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its the ‘Movie 43’ red band trailer

October 3, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

‘Movie 43‘ is actually 25 short films, so it’s not really a movie, or the number 43, but it stars essentially everyone with a SAG card, including Halle Berry, Emma Stone, Anna Faris, Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet, Naomi Watts, Chloë Grace Moretz, Gerard Butler as a leprechaun, Stephen Merchant, Kate Bosworth and Elizabeth Banks, and […]

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‘Skyfall’ has a new trailer

September 20, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

A new international trailer for ‘Skyfall’ is out today, with lots of new footage and a slightly longer clip from the scene above, which is the most James Bond thing James Bond has ever done. There’s also a Chinese guy at the end who barks at you like he’s some kind of demon, and obviously […]

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‘Zero Dark Thirty’ is intense

August 7, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Look, I haven’t seen bin Laden, I’ve never seen bin Laden except on TV, but I guess I could ask around or something, just please stop yelling at me.

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