Sherlock Holmes 2 has a new trailer

'Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows' has a new trailer out this morning (HD copies here), and at first it may seem to be the exact same footage as the first trailer in a slightly different order, but actually this shows the movie will feature Rachel McAdams carrying a package and a bulldog that goes "rrr-woof!" That's all I needed to see. Here's my money Warner Brothers!read more

its the Avengers trailer

At long last, 'the Avengers' finally has its first trailer (HD copies here), though it does little more than explain the very basics of the story and blow some shit up. I hope that chubby cop can out run the chain reaction of exploding cars in the begining! It doesn't look good to be honest with you.read more

'The Raid' has a red band trailer

This is not exactly new but after seeing the 'War Horse' trailer, it's a nice reminder that some movies are still exciting and original as opposed to Speilbergs by-the-numbers exploitative bullshit. 'The Raid' is about a police, um, well, raid on a criminal safe house in the slums of Jakarta. Suffice to say it doesn't go very well. This is getting a Hollywood re-make that will no doubt suck because I don't think it's...read more

'War Horse' has a new trailer

‘War Horse' has a new full length trailer out today (HD copies here), and I just want to say once again that Steven Speilberg can go fuck himself. I'll admit that this worked on me but only because I'm a malleable simpleton, not because it's a good movie. Here's the plot: ACT 1: A boy has a horse that he loves very much. ACT 2: Speilberg spends 2 hours threatening to kill it. ACT 3: He doesn't. Or maybe he does. "Ooo,...read more

'Battleship': dumbest movie ever?

A few years ago of course, Hasbro tricked Universal into a deal to make movies based on thier toys. Except for Transformers and GI Joe, which already had deals with Paramount. In other words, except for the only two toys that could be turned into movies. That left Universal with Monopoly, Candyland, Clue, Ouija, Magic: The Gathering, Stretch Armstrong and... this. Battleship. So they made a battleship movie. With...read more

the Spider-Man trailer is officially online

Some dickhead bloggers already ruined the surprise, but the teaser trailer for the Spider-Man reboot is officially online today, and while I still don't understand why we have to once again sit through the origin story that everyone already knows (*), seeing the final 30 seconds, when it kicks into POV mode, in full screen 1080, it already looks better than anything in the previous 3 movies. Then again, those movies...read more

'Moneyball' has a new trailer

'Moneyball' is a baseball drama starring Brad Pitt, Philip Seymour Hoffman and Jonah Hill, from the director of 'Capote'. Sony Pictures describes it like this… Based on a true story, Moneyball is a movie for anybody who has ever dreamed of taking on the system. Brad Pitt stars as Billy Beane, the general manager of the Oakland A's and the guy who assembles the team, who has an epiphany: all of baseball's conventional...read more

Afternoon headlines

EVA LONGORIA - has finally put an end to 30 hours of rumors and filed for divorce from Tony Parker, essentially ending their 3 year marriage. Who know pro athletes liked to sleep around? Not me! (e!) COWBOYS AND ALIENS - has a badass teaser trailer out today, starring James Bond and Indiana Jones. By the end you think maybe the aliens should have started with Cody Banks and Rick O'Connell and gotten a little practice...read more

Tuesday afternoon headlines

SALVATORE GIUNTA - was awarded the Medal of Honor today, the first living recipient in almost 40 years. The LA Times has a transcript of the Presidents speech here, and Giunta has a twitter page here (update - maybe just go to the US Army page for now), so if you wanted to say something to an actual hero, that might be a good place. Moving right along... DEMI LOVATO - hopes to get out of rehab (for cutting) and back...read more

what a good day for movie trailers

If you're an excitable nerd I mean cool guy like I am, you have tons of sex with many beautiful ladies. More to the point, you have Apple and Yahoo and Trailer Addict all bookmarked because movie trailers are cool. So today was big because the long awaited trailer for Tron: Legacy is out, as well as a second trailer for Iron Man 2. This one spends more time on the great Sam Rockwell, but more importantly it has...read more

its the new (and this time legal) 'avatar' trailer

The full length trailer for ‘Avatar' is finally online (hosted here by trailer addict. you can dl it in HD from yahoo) and it gives you a better idea of the visuals and the story. It looks amazing but I hope it doesn't turn into some thinly-veiled "no blood for oil" political nonsense. Can I just watch a GD movie please? Can Hollywood please stop lecturing me for 5 minutes? Besides, what's so bad about blood for oil....read more

Heath Ledgers final role

Heath Ledger had finished about half of his scenes for "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus" when he died on January 22nd of last year, but thankfully his final work was salvaged by having Johnny Depp, Jude Law, and Colin Farrell play Ledgers character in various incarnations. Luckily this is a Terry Gilliam movie so I'm sure shit like that will seem perfectly reasonable as it happens. This is the brand new trailer...read more

Awesome stuff is awesome

This is gonna be dumb because it's basically a love letter to ninjas and Donald Glover. First Glover, because that dude is a GD genius. He's the black guy from Derrick Comedy. Their detective movie has a new trailer, but don't watch that one because it sucks. Watch this awesome one, and find out who fucked the bread. Donald plays Jason, and also Jasons father, in a twist that will blow your mind. He also wrote the...read more

Afternoon headlines

SHERLOCK HOLMES - the first trailer for "Sherlock Holmes", starring Robert Downey Jr., Rachel McAdams, Jude Law and written/directed by Guy Ritchie, broke today. It seems a lot like the old Sherlock Holmes, except Guy Ritchie-r. KATE HUDSON - was "making out" with Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez in a bar around 1am Friday night. He filed for divorce then dated Madonna last year, but he met Hudson six months ago...read more