NICK HOGAN - is mostly famous for driving like an reckless asshole, and Saturday night he “was involved in a minor car accident in Los Angeles.” No one was hurt and no police reports were taken, so no specifics are known, but maybe a little torture will loosen his tongue. (the ap)
ALEC BALDWIN - is retiring from Hollywood. In about three years. “I don’t have any interest in acting anymore. Movies are part of my past. It’s been 30 years. I’m not young, but I have time to do something else.” Some are saying he could have a second career in politics. His only hurdle will be that he has no idea what the fuck he’s talking about. (e! online)
JAKE GYLLENHAAL - has not broken up with Reese Witherspoon, despite the rumor this weekend that he had. I was sitting at a red light and saw Jake standing there, so I rolled down my window and asked him for a comment, but all he said was, “hey man wanna party?” Then he pushed his tongue against his cheek and made a handjob gesture. No sir I do not “wanna party”, thank you very much! (access hollywood)
EMMA WATSON - was in Jamaica this weekend, and to be honest Hermione didn’t look very happy. Hopefully me hitting on her and telling her, “she’s cast a spell on my magic wand” will cheer her up, because I was planning on doing that anyway. (splash news online)
After serving a little more than five months of an eight-month sentence, Nick Hogan was released from a Florida county jail around 12:30 a.m. Tuesday morning and, together with his sister Brooke, he went immediately to his family home in Clearwater. His mom Linda issued this statement.
"This is our time as a family to come together to support Nick's adjustment back into the public life keeping it as normal as possible. Neither Nick, nor we as a family, has any interest in making this anything but private. We respect the media's role and only ask that they respect our privacy.
"Nick went into prison as a juvenile and has experienced something that will mold and affect him for the rest of his adult life. His focus is to make a positive difference in this world, media free. Since his future actions will speak louder than any words, there is no need to speak to the media at this time."
“His future actions will speak louder than any words.” TMZ says,
Nick arrived back at his mom Linda's house to a thumping party, replete with loud music and cops surveying the scene.
This of course was around 1am on a Tuesday morning. So, Fuck You neighbors. We’re gonna do whatever we want, whenever we want. No one exists but us. We’re the Hogans. I think a reasonable reaction to this story would be pure unfiltered rage.
(picture source = inf daily)
John Grazziano has been in the hospital ever since Nick Hogan was driving like a fuckin idiot and slammed their car into a palm tree on August 26, 2007. Nick entered a no contest plea on May 9th of this year and promptly began an eight month sentence in a Florida county jail, yet somehow he gets out tomorrow. John does not get out, since he will be in a coma for the rest of his life (picture of him here). But, whatever, according to Brooke Hogan ;) LOL!!!!
All I ask, is instead of making this harder, and putting evil things out there, you pray for John and for us, and leave words of inspiration. I know- like I know -like I know- John is gonna walk out of that hospital and things will be ok again. I know his strength and I know he can do it with our prayers…… To all the people who have been supportive- It has helped MORE than you will ever know. I can not thank you enough…..Please pray for my brothers safety too… this is a really tough time he has gone through and I know all he wants to do is show you, John and his family how much he cares and understands.
ok. Back to the happy stuff! …….I just can't wait to see my Nicky! Im gonna make him every kind of food you can possibly think of! Hes been living on bread an potatoes so far and I know some mac'n'cheese is gonna hit the spot! LOL
YAAAY, wheee!!! Back to happy stuff!! I'm sick of all this gloomy John stuff. He's gonna do it, I know he will! He's gonna grow a new skull, since Nicky accidentally shattered the old one! Whoops, :( People can do that, right? Heads regrow, right? I'm pretty sure they do. If not he can just grow his bangs out. That's what I would do.
People magazine says that Nick Hogan will be released from jail on October 21st, nearly three months early, because of credits earned for good behavior and working. He will have served 5 months of an 8 month sentence. When asked for a comment, his friend whom he essentially killed said…
Oh that's right. John Graziano can't talk anymore because Nick Hogan had to show how cool he is by racing through the streets of Tampa. Hey remember Nick crying like a little girl with a skinned knee because his cell was too small. Poor little darlin'. John Grazinao looks like (WARNING – AWFUL) this now but Nick had only a small window in his private cell, and that made him sad, so it balanced out. I'm lying of course. If life were at all fair, he would step foot out of that jail, and then immediately get tackled by a lion or something. Like shot from a catapult or something. Because if you shoot a lion from a catapult, I have to assume that when it lands, it will head for the nearest living thing and kill it.
I totally missed this last night and I was hoping for an update today, but so far nothing yet. Anyway, as you may have heard, Nick Hogan turns 18 on Sunday, meaning he can then be moved from his cushy juvenile facility to a full fledged, hardcore, sodomy-filled prison. TMZ describes it as…
It's an open dormitory type of setting where he'll be in close contact with other adult inmates. The inmates are either awaiting sentencing or have already been sentenced in cases ranging from misdemeanors to felonies.
They say the only reason this might not happen is if it’s blocked by the judge or sheriff for concerns over his safety, but I’ve seen plenty of movies where the delicate blond gets pounded in the ass on the same day they turn 18, and they seem to love it, so I don’t see what the problem would be.
In response to Hulk Hogan repeatedly saying that Johan Grazionas current condition is all part of gods plan to make him a better person, the Grazianao family has released a video tape of John in his hospital bed. It's hard to tell if John has learned the true magic of life, love, and friendship as Hulk suggested, but after this he blamed some kids for having downs syndrome and then called paraplegics "lazy". He’s the philosopher king!
(WARNING - the tape after the jump is graphic and not for the faint of heart)
