Drunk Nic Cage and Fat Vince Neil Throw Down (VIDEO)

April 8, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In the future, all incredibly drunk after-high school party altercations will be played by Nicholas Cage and Vince Neil. The two drinking buddies were loaded outside the Vegas Aria hotel in the middle of the afternoon fighting and hugging... READ MORE

Nick Cage Is A Fucking Weirdo And Shit Around The Web

September 23, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

One of the most popular conspiracy theories on the internet is that Nicolas Cage is a vampire. I think he’s just an annoying fuck. Here is a story Idris Elba tells about Cage spending the night at Dracula’s castle…like... READ MORE

Nicolas Cage Wears Crazy Well

June 10, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

In a meta example of psych ward behavior, Nicolas Cage was photographed at a Guns ‘N Roses concert wearing a T-shirt of himself looking completely insane, while he himself looked completely insane. He added to his nut job appearance... READ MORE

Nicolas Cage Sex Photos Go Missing

November 14, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The idea that Nicolas Cage sex photos are floating around out there somewhere bothers me more than a nuclear Iran. I don’t really believe Tehran is going to nuke me. I do feel there’s a 50-50 chance I’m going... READ MORE