Oscar Pistorius Really Misses the Girlfriend He Shot on Valentine’s Day

By Lex February 14, 2014 @ 6:05 PM

Oscar Pistorius Practicing On The Track
So maybe Oscar Pistorius kind of shot his girlfriend on Valetine’s morning. He says it was an accident. He has no legs, so I’m inclined to believe him. Now, one year later, and just coincidentally a couple weeks before his murder trial, Oscar Pistorious is posting romantic photos of he and Reeva Steenkamp, the girlfriend he accidentally blasted through a bathroom door once or thrice. Oscar says he remains devastated by the loss of his model girlfriend. His sentiments sure seem seem earnest. Of all the ways to lose the love of your life, I imagine shooting them in the head, hip, and arm as they crouch in fear behind a door is probably the toughest.

Photo Credit: www.oscarpistorius.com

Oscar Pistorius Bounces

By Jack March 28, 2013 @ 2:46 PM

Cyborg probable murderer Oscar Pistorius was granted permission by a South African judge to travel overseas and compete. You’ll recall that the world famous Olympian was accused of shooting his girlfriend…. four times. According to Oscar, he thought she was just a super hot home invasion robber. Oscar was allowed out while his trial was set up but can now pretty much go about his life like before. It just goes to show you that things are the same all over the world. If you are rich and famous you get away with murder, sometimes literally. I say not only should this motherfucker not be allowed to leave the country, they should take away his fancy space age blade legs. Give him two wooden peg legs like a pirate and see if he can hobble away from justice. It’s rough, but less rough than being shot four times by the dude who you’re sleeping with.

Here’s model Reeva Steenkamp who Oscar Pistorious shot, four times, just to be sure she wasn’t getting up again.