morning headlines

September 16, 2009 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

JASMINE FIORE – model mayhem is terrific, but it might be time to take Jasmines profile down. Especially since her last post said “please shoot me”. I wasn’t even looking for this and found it, despite only browsing around... READ MORE

aw screw you, kanye

September 15, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

You were gonna see this later today anyway. Might as well get it over with. READ MORE

1952 – 2009

September 15, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

In January of 2008, Patrick Swayze was diagnosed with Stage IV pancreatic cancer. Stage IV is the final of the five stages (0,1,2,3,4), meaning the cancer had already spread to other organs. Given just weeks to survive, he continued... READ MORE

morning headlines

March 17, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

TITTIES – I don’t know which college humor editor got dumped by Amanda, but matching her against Brittany in this bikini contest really can’t be considered anything other than sarcastic.  She would have a better chance playing tennis against... READ MORE

patrick swayze isnt doing so good

February 20, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

What a fun and lighthearted morning this is so far.  Because now there are pictures of Patrick Swayze, shockingly thin and gaunt after a losing fight against pancreatic cancer, as he boards a private jet from LA to New... READ MORE

“WE ARE CONSIDERABLY MORE OPTIMISTIC”

March 6, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

So, relatively good news regarding Patrick Swayze and his fight with pancreatic cancer.  While it has been confirmed that he is sick and receiving treatment at Stanford University Hospital as the National Enquirer said (more here), his prognosis may... READ MORE

5 WEEKS TO LIVE? AWW … WOW.

March 5, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Wow does this suck.  Like every other hick raised in the south, I consider Red Dawn and Roadhouse to be two of the finest films ever made (AVVVENNNGGGEEE MEEEEE!!!), but today the National Enquirer says that Patrick Swayze has... READ MORE