Paula Deen On Dancing With The Stars

August 28, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

It probably wasn’t fair Paula Deen was fired from her TV gig and lost all her sponsors because she dropped the N Word sometime around Reconstruction. Also not fair to the general public that because she’s behind on house... READ MORE

Paula Deen Doesn’t Get It

July 8, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Since Paula Deen was labeled the next Hitler and banished to internet television she’s been living out some bizarre incestual Pee Wee’s Playhouse fantasy with her son Bobby, who as evidenced by this photo is a fucking creep. Deen... READ MORE

Paula Deen Is On Some Other Shit (VIDEO)

December 23, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Paula Deen wants to wish you Happy Holidays from the Paula Deen Network, the online channel she started after making enemies with 47 percent of the population. It’s like peering through the window of those weird people down the... READ MORE

Paula Deen Asked Black Employees To Dress Like Aunt Jemima

July 26, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Just when we thought we’d heard the worst of Paula Deen’s racist shenanigans, it’s now come out that Paula asked one of her black employees to dress like Aunt Jemima. Well, like a stereotypical “mammy” from slavery days not... READ MORE

Paula Deen Offered Porn Contract

July 3, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

America used to be great for many things. Now, we’re down to just being the best goddamn porn producers in the world. Nobody makes porn like we do. Russia makes a shitload, but it’s horribly lit shit obsessed with... READ MORE

Paula Deen Hires Famous Crisis Counselor

June 27, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Facing the loss of millions of dollars in business deals, troubled celebrity chef Paula Deen has hired Judy Smith, crisis counselor to the very troubled rich and famous, to help stop herĀ free fall. Judy is known for her thoughtful... READ MORE

Paula Deen Told The Today Show That She’s Sorry (VIDEO)

June 26, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Paula Deen appeared on The Today Show this morning to talk about the fallout of her reported use of the N-word, and how it has affected her personally. She told Matt Lauer that she has been exhausted since everyone... READ MORE

The Paula Deen Grease Fire Continues

June 25, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

We told you last week about Paula Deen getting in trouble for throwing slavery themed parties. Not satisfied with having her Black employees only look like slaves, she treated them as if they were slaves. According to a former... READ MORE

Paula Deen Drops Some Expensive N-Bombs

June 21, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Fatty Southern Chef Paula Deen is in deep shit after she admitted in a deposition to saying racist shit around the office and planning a Southern plantation-style wedding with simulated slaves. It all came out as part of a... READ MORE