Paula Deen On Dancing With The Stars

It probably wasn't fair Paula Deen was fired from her TV gig and lost all her sponsors because she dropped the N Word sometime around Reconstruction. Also not fair to the general public that because she's behind on house payments we'll now have to watch her on Dancing... read more

Paula Deen Doesn't Get It

Since Paula Deen was labeled the next Hitler and banished to internet television she's been living out some bizarre incestual Pee Wee's Playhouse fantasy with her son Bobby, who as evidenced by this photo is a fucking creep. Deen tweeted a Halloween photo from several... read more

Paula Deen Is On Some Other Shit (VIDEO)

Paula Deen wants to wish you Happy Holidays from the Paula Deen Network, the online channel she started after making enemies with 47 percent of the population. It's like peering through the window of those weird people down the street with the seven live-in adult... read more

Paula Deen Asked Black Employees To Dress Like Aunt Jemima

Just when we thought we'd heard the worst of Paula Deen's racist shenanigans, it's now come out that Paula asked one of her black employees to dress like Aunt Jemima. Well, like a stereotypical "mammy" from slavery days not necessarily the racist mascot for the maple... read more

Paula Deen Offered Porn Contract

America used to be great for many things. Now, we're down to just being the best goddamn porn producers in the world. Nobody makes porn like we do. Russia makes a shitload, but it's horribly lit shit obsessed with old nylons that somebody's mom had to wait in line four... read more

Paula Deen Hires Famous Crisis Counselor

Facing the loss of millions of dollars in business deals, troubled celebrity chef Paula Deen has hired Judy Smith, crisis counselor to the very troubled rich and famous, to help stop her free fall. Judy is known for her thoughtful advice to troubled clients and is likely... read more

Paula Deen Told The Today Show That She's Sorry (VIDEO)

Paula Deen appeared on The Today Show this morning to talk about the fallout of her reported use of the N-word, and how it has affected her personally. She told Matt Lauer that she has been exhausted since everyone found out that she admitted to using racial slurs,... read more

The Paula Deen Grease Fire Continues

We told you last week about Paula Deen getting in trouble for throwing slavery themed parties. Not satisfied with having her Black employees only look like slaves, she treated them as if they were slaves. According to a former cook named Sheldon Ervin, she regularly... read more

Paula Deen Drops Some Expensive N-Bombs

Fatty Southern Chef Paula Deen is in deep shit after she admitted in a deposition to saying racist shit around the office and planning a Southern plantation-style wedding with simulated slaves. It all came out as part of a court case brought by one of her former... read more