Prince – That’s Fentan-all Folks

March 27, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Every once in a while you guys make me feel like an even bigger piece of shit than I already am, and considering you’re all pieces of shit, it’s always a real come to Jesus moment for me. We’re... READ MORE

Justin Timberlake Takes Dump On Prince’s Grave

February 5, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Those questioning Justin Timberlake’s fashion choices during last night’s Super Bowl 52 halftime show should probably know that the pants were made specifically for the occasion, and that the odd shape was necessary for including a special flap that conveniently... READ MORE

Prince Search Warrant Reveals Pills Everywhere

April 17, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The Minnesota police have released the search warrant issued after Prince’s death on April 21st, 2016. His passing is still considered to be an accidental overdose of the painkiller Fentanyl. The singer’s Paisley Park home was found to contain... READ MORE

Gene Simmons Calls Dead Prince a Pussy

May 11, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Gene Simmons consumes media attention as Rebel Wilson to chocolate covered name anything. The former KISS guitarist and founding member took a pot shot at dead Prince calling him pathetic for presumably croaking in his 50's from a Percocet... READ MORE

Mariah Carey Purple Mountains Majesty

April 29, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Mariah Carey's lip-synch and girdle tour has reached South Africa. It's spreading in reverse order of your more common pandemics. The singer is making waves for demanding that the scenic backdrop for her concert performance in Cape Town be... READ MORE

Mariah Carey One of Prince’s Many Dear Friends

April 22, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Genius, legend, inspiration, friend. The world will miss you. I’ll never get over it. For a recluse, Prince had a shitload of really dear friends. All torn to piece pieces and unable to form sentences. If you’ve ever been auto-tuned... READ MORE

Prince Is Dead Too

April 21, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The artist known as Prince is dead. Early reports are he was suffering from flu like symptom which means The AIDS or another immune deficiency complication because people in their 50’s in Minnesota don’t die from the flu. Not... READ MORE

Prince Gets Meta On His New Album Cover

August 21, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Prince’s new album cover for “Breakfast Can Wait” isn’t a picture of the real prince, it’s Dave Chappelle. The picture is a screengrab from a classic sketch on Chappelle Show in which Charlie Murphy tells the tale of playing... READ MORE

Prince kicked Kim Kardashian off stage (not literally)

February 8, 2011 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian and her lover Kris Humphries went to see Prince last night in New York, when suddenly she was pulled on stage to dance with him!!! And then she was promptly kicked off stage because she basically just... READ MORE


May 30, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I’ve been trying for like 20 hours to find a decent copy of Prince at Coachella doing a cover of "Creep" by Radiohead, but it's impossible because Prince is a temperamental fairy and he told his record label to... READ MORE



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