Kris Jenner moves the pieces of her retard child army around the master board like Tywin Lannister plotting his armed dominion over Westeros. She couldn’t let the media circle around the meme of her fat, distraught son. The last... READ MORE

Wedding day tantrums aside, Rob Kardashian has to toe the company line. He might be appalled at the shrieking cash vacuuming succubi he calls family, but his designer argyle sock line isn’t going to keep him rolling in Mercedes... READ MORE

Able was I ere I ate Elba. Depending on whose side of the story you believe, Rob Karsashian either ditched his sister’s Florentine wedding because he’s the only Kardashian with enough integrity to see through the disgustingly shallow and... READ MORE

Big boned Kardashian sister Khloe made it clear that she is not having sex with her brother Rob. She made this revelation while she was guest hosting Chelsea Handler’s horribly canned laugh track funny funny show. She and Rob... READ MORE

Like the bravest of souls, Rob Kardashian took a little time away from Twitter as he continues his struggle to lose weight, and he made his triumphant return the other day to promote his socks. Yesterday, he also tweeted... READ MORE

You may know Rob as the Kardashian who loves to eat McNuggets and knit fashionable socks and embarrass his sisters by not looking OMG fabulous in a bikini. Depending on which reports you believe, evil whorecat mom Kris Jenner... READ MORE

Rob Kardashian doesn’t want to go to sister Kim’s magical third wedding because he’s too fat. Rob has been steadily gaining weight over the last few years and is embarrassed that he doesn’t look like a plastic demon-troll like... READ MORE

Let’s be honest, if you’re a dude with one slutty sister, life is hard enough. If you’re surrounded by a gaggle of slow witted chunks, you’re going to either spend your life getting into fights or stress eating a... READ MORE

Unlike your typical fame-obsessed Kardashian, Rob Kardashian is truly a grounded guy. He doesn’t need to be in the media spotlight for being fat or useless or punching women, he just wants to be left alone to make his... READ MORE

Adrienne Bailon is one of the five sassy, hip, finger-snapping women that host the daytime talk show The Real, and she’s also Rob Kardashian‘s ex-girlfriend from way back before he let the camera add 100 pounds. In fact, Adrienne... READ MORE