By Lex December 06, 2013 @ 1:16 PM
Let’s be honest, if you’re a dude with one slutty sister, life is hard enough. If you’re surrounded by a gaggle of slow witted chunks, you’re going to either spend your life getting into fights or stress eating a shitload of Cheez-It’s. Or both. Rob Kardashian just wants to be left alone to sit under the cork tree and make his designer socks, but they just keep trying to haul his fat ass off the skanky bull fights. Don’t be shocked if he pulls a reverse Chaz Bono at some point and just shows up one day in Khloe’s wardrobe. No tailoring required.
Photo Credit: AKM-GSI
By Lex October 04, 2013 @ 3:04 PM
Unlike your typical fame-obsessed Kardashian, Rob Kardashian is truly a grounded guy. He doesn’t need to be in the media spotlight for being fat or useless or punching women, he just wants to be left alone to make his designer socks.
“Literally, my job is I make socks. That’s all I do. I don’t necessarily care about the show. I would rather film this — me doing what I do — than being around my family.” — Rob Kardashian told the WSJ
For those of you who’ve been living under a rock or not completely obsessed with everything designer mens sock related, Rob Kardashian started a custom designed footwear line called Arthur George. Arthur George is Rob’s imaginary friend he invented to comfort himself after walking in on Khloe pleasuring herself with a house lamp. Sometimes Rob likes to use stripes, or circles, or swirly patterns in his designs. They can be blue or yellow or purple or anything he really wants. His creative visions are limited only by the ability of his powerful family to insist retail outlets carry his bright gay socks.
“But I’d like to do my own thing and focus on what I love. If people accept it, they accept it. If they don’t, they don’t.”
We accept you, Rob. You and your socks.
By Travis July 31, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
Adrienne Bailon is one of the five sassy, hip, finger-snapping women that host the daytime talk show The Real, and she’s also Rob Kardashian’s ex-girlfriend from way back before he let the camera add 100 pounds. In fact, Adrienne and Rob apparently broke up in 2009, but when you’re on a show that not only debuted on the same day as Kris Jenner’s own talk show but just barely edged it out in the ratings, you need to talk about whatever you can to keep people watching.
So Adrienne called Rob out for being a clingy douchebag when they broke up and admitted that she needed to make up a fake boyfriend to get him to leave her alone. And I’m sure that Kris will respond with an even more underhanded cheap shot, or maybe by casting an evil spell to make Adrienne’s original nose grow back.
By Bobby J March 29, 2013 @ 2:16 PM
Bigfoot was spotted yesterday and some photographers took some pictures, and then as luck would have it, it’s brother showed up, and when they snapped his picture the thing went nuts.
Rob Kardashian allegedly just jacked a photog’s camera equipment … law enforcement sources tell TMZ — and according to the photog, it was all because she snapped shirtless pics of the reality star.
Jacked? Are people still saying that? If they are I like it because that’s totally whack. Apparently it’s trying slim down after a long winter’s slumber and he didn’t want anyone to see his fat reserves that were left over. I wasn’t even aware that Rob Kardashian was really a thing until I saw this and I admit that I doubted it’s existence all along because nothing that unusual could possibly have enough members wandering around to create a sustainable population. Or at least that would be my hope. As always, my favorite Kardashian is the one that dies first.
Miss Pennsylvania Sheena Monnin was on the Today show this morning repeating her claims that the Miss Universe pageant, or at least the Miss USA portion which was held last weekend, is rigged.
She’s already resigned her crown and is being sued by pageant owner Donald Trump, but she insists Karina Brez (Miss Florida) found out what the top 5 would be before the pageant even began. Brez now insists she was joking, but Monnin doesn’t believe her.
“I have many years of psychological training, I know when someone is telling a joke. I know when someone is scared and when someone is serious, and in my opinion, her body language was very serious and she looked a little bit scared.”
Well of course it’s rigged. As opposed to what? Rob Kardashian was one of the judges, he probably didn’t even know there were 50 states until this, you think he’s actually sitting there listening to the questions and answers? Speaking of which, hey Miss Alabama, how long have you been a woman?
(image source of every contestant in a bikini, in alphabetical order = wenn. miss rhode island was the winner, even though miss nevada is way hotter. more importantly, wyoming, kentucky, and pennsylvania had the nicest tits)