Rob Kardashian And Blac Chyna Working the Door

Nothing says pool party like a pre-diabetic unemployed scion and his pregnant stripper girlfriend. That's where you want to be spending your Memorial Day more

Rob Kardashian Stuck

There's the look. That moment you realize you knocked up a stripper and she's taking selfies with some random dude that used to finger her for ten bucks at the downtown more

Rob Kardashian Spawned With Blac Chyna And Shit Around The Web

Rob Kardashian has impregnated Blac Chyna with his fetid douche sperm. They announced it with a preggo Chyna emoji on Instagram, like you do. Self-abortion is not a crime. Go, fetus, go!read more

Blac Chyna Stripping for Two Now

Still Fat Rob Kardashian and his fiancee Blac Chyna continue to make paid strip club appearances waiting for the Kardashian family to concede to their demands to book themon the show for one million. A rich white kid used to be able to extort their parents just by bringing around a trashy black chick and extolling the virtues ofbareback. You can't play that interracial reproductive danger hand in Kardashian more

Blac Chyna And Rob Kardashian Strip Club Engagement

Blac Chyna and still fat Rob Kardashian announced their engagement at the Ace of Diamond strip club because Paris is still closed due to suicide bombers. Kardashian wore his finest underachieving Gambino offspring gear, including a zipper for where the liposuction nozzle goes. Blac Chyna brought along her mom who cried because even moms of whores have feelings. Kardashian timed the engagement announcement for when more

Rob Kardashian Takes His Girlfriend to Work

Still chubby Rob Kardashian is now the official boyfriend of Blac Chyna. The duties are simple. Spooge into a warmed mason jar until Chyna's attorneys crack the legal matrix Kris Jenner uses to protect family money from her retarded children's scheming love interests. Andaccompany Chyna to work. Mostly strip clubs and Armenian bachelor parties. Rob skipped the family Easter church service to escort his girlfriend more

Kylie Jenner Buries the Hatchet

While the world is making war, Kylie Jenner has decided to make peace with her suicidally fat half-brother Rob Kardashian for fucking the baby mama of her current boyfriend. Never saw that on Peyton Place. Kylie Jenner and Blac Chyna routinely engaged in whore battles on Twitter when Tyga left Blac Chyna and their baby to begin ass fucking the underaged Jenner sister. Kylie understands that Rob is the last living more

Rob Kardashian Lost 40 Pounds Inside of Blac Chyna

Rob Kardashian has lost forty pounds which means he was way fatter than anybody imagined before because he's still noticeably overweight. Blac Chyna is taking much of the credit because she rides his cockat the end of every day he stays committed to his low carb diet. Extreme ketosis has rendered Kardashian unable to question why Chyna insists on bareback for maximum calorie burn. The new couple have been posting more

Rob Kardashian And Blac Chyna Coupling Up

Sociologists have conducted studies where they open cell doors at prisons as if by accident. Most cons hurdle out to freedom, but a certain percentage of the inmates simply won't take the opportunity for flight. That's Rob Kardashian, stuck in a family of shrewish whores he can't stomach but without the backbone for escape. When you're binge eating to suppress sadness, you'll dine on anything. Cold pizza, old more

Idiocy Laws Just Killing Blac Chyna

Blac Chyna's first mistake was booking an L.A. to London flight with a connection in Austin. If you're connecting through Austin, you probably can't afford to go to London. Chyna got toasted on her layover and went Azealia Banks nasty to passengers and flight attendants on her stagger onto the airplane. Airport cops removed her from the aircraft before takeoff as a bunch of people who were about to be locked into more

Kendall Jenner Also Hospitalized

There's not a single Kardashian family member who hasn't been hospitalized in the past two years, if you include Khloe Kardashian rubbing her cunny on staph infection while spoon feedingLamar. Kris Jenner went in for 'undisclosed internal pain', Kylie Jenner was admittedfor 'injuries from trampoline' accident, Kim and Kourtney both to birth various out of wedlock babies, Bruce Jenner to get tits and a softer more

Rob Kardashian Has The Diabetes And Shit Around The Web

The poorest earner in the Kardashian family, Rob, was rushed to the hospital after nearly slipping into a coma from undiagnosed diabetes. How his family injected this into his body remains to be seen. Hey, Lamar, what are you doing here? How will he milk this for attention? (TMZ) Ashley Benson has all the tits. (Last Men On Earth) Yana Sotnikova is topless for P Magazine. (Egotastic All-Stars) Kyle Jenner's fake more

Rob Kardashian Arm Looks Wicked in Shape

The Kardashians are hailing the return of their lone male member with a male member Rob Kardashian and how amazing his left arm looks after almost a year away at angry fat camp where social media is strictly verboten. Odd considering the large number of fat angry people on social media at any given time. For the sake of his sanity, Rob put aside his custom sock business and all the other work in his life that takes more

Rob Kardashian Death to Be An E! Ratings Bonanza

Every male member of the Kardashian family deals with the stress of being emasculated by the coven of shrillshe-demons in their own self-destructive manner. Lamar Odom holedup in a motel smoking crack with Vietnamese twinks. Bruce Jenner chose to lopoff his dick. Rob Kardashian is binge eating. The familydecided the chunkyscion should no longer be featured on the mothership show designing socks or trying to spell more

Rob Kardashian Hanging By A Thread

Rob Kardashian is either a fat recluse who needs help or a normal guy who appears this way compared to the rest of his family. Kris Jenner spoke about his condition on a recent episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians: "I've gotten a few reports that he's been spending a lot of money and locking himself up in his room a lot and not really coming out... I'm just worried about what's going on...I feel like if I don' more