Rob Kardashian Hands Out His Whore Sister's Phone Number

If you're over twelve and you're in Twitter battles, it's time to look in the mirror. If you're Still Fat Rob Kardashian and you're revenge Tweeting your whorish half-sister's personal phone number, it's time to add some arsenic to the jardiniere on your Jersey Mike's... read more

Rob Kardashian Spins the Wheel of Death (VIDEO)

Still Fat Rob Kardashian has chosen the manner of his own destruction. An E! six part reality series. The weakest link of the cum soaked coven has signed himself and his baby mama over to a staged documentary that will ultimately cost him his life. Your life is what you... read more

Blac Chyna Wearing that Kardashian Baby Like a Golden Parachute

Still Fat Rob Kardashian got into a tussle with his stripper baby mama and went on Instagram and deleted every single picture of her. A glimpse into how all middle school going steadies will bust up in the future. According to E! Chyna was worried Still Fat Rob was... read more

Rob Kardashian And Blac Chyna Working the Door

Nothing says pool party like a pre-diabetic unemployed scion and his pregnant stripper girlfriend. That's where you want to be spending your Memorial Day weekend. read more

Rob Kardashian Stuck

There's the look. That moment you realize you knocked up a stripper and she's taking selfies with some random dude that used to finger her for ten bucks at the downtown establishments. read more

Rob Kardashian Spawned With Blac Chyna And Shit Around The Web

Rob Kardashian has impregnated Blac Chyna with his fetid douche sperm. They announced it with a preggo Chyna emoji on Instagram, like you do. Self-abortion is not a crime. Go, fetus, go! read more

Blac Chyna Stripping for Two Now

Still Fat Rob Kardashian and his fiancee Blac Chyna continue to make paid strip club appearances waiting for the Kardashian family to concede to their demands to book themon the show for one million. A rich white kid used to be able to extort their parents just by... read more

Blac Chyna And Rob Kardashian Strip Club Engagement

Blac Chyna and still fat Rob Kardashian announced their engagement at the Ace of Diamond strip club because Paris is still closed due to suicide bombers. Kardashian wore his finest underachieving Gambino offspring gear, including a zipper for where the liposuction nozzle... read more

Rob Kardashian Takes His Girlfriend to Work

Still chubby Rob Kardashian is now the official boyfriend of Blac Chyna. The duties are simple. Spooge into a warmed mason jar until Chyna's attorneys crack the legal matrix Kris Jenner uses to protect family money from her retarded children's scheming love interests.... read more

Kylie Jenner Buries the Hatchet

While the world is making war, Kylie Jenner has decided to make peace with her suicidally fat half-brother Rob Kardashian for fucking the baby mama of her current boyfriend. Never saw that on Peyton Place. Kylie Jenner and Blac Chyna routinely engaged in whore battles on... read more

Rob Kardashian Lost 40 Pounds Inside of Blac Chyna

Rob Kardashian has lost forty pounds which means he was way fatter than anybody imagined before because he's still noticeably overweight. Blac Chyna is taking much of the credit because she rides his cockat the end of every day he stays committed to his low carb diet.... read more

Rob Kardashian And Blac Chyna Coupling Up

Sociologists have conducted studies where they open cell doors at prisons as if by accident. Most cons hurdle out to freedom, but a certain percentage of the inmates simply won't take the opportunity for flight. That's Rob Kardashian, stuck in a family of shrewish whores... read more