Made for TV Baby Forced to Suck on Blac Chyna Titty

It's unlikely an infant could suckle milk through the periodical table melange inside Blac Chyna's tits. Like trying to slake your thirst off a cement k-rail after a brief shower. read more

Blac Chyna And Rob Kardashian Reproduce

Blac Chyna gave birth to a baby girl and named it Dream. It's actually not a bad stripper name, though it's hard to say if that will hold until she's fifteen and actually takes up the profession in earnest. Allowing Amber Rose to be the first friend to hold your newborn... read more

Blac Chyna To Give Birth On Camera

Blac Chyna's birth will be recorded as part of a Baby Special for her and Rob Kardashian's fledgling TV show. This news is not surprising to anyone, especially the kid twelve years later with the heroin problem. It's not going to work out. read more

Rob Kardashian Cucked

Some aspiring rapper named Pilot Jones filed a police report against Rob Kardashian for sending him threatening texts because Pilot sold photos of himself making out with Blac Chyna to TMZ and is claiming he's the father of Chyna's unborn child. read more

Rob Kardashian Hands Out His Whore Sister's Phone Number

If you're over twelve and you're in Twitter battles, it's time to look in the mirror. If you're Still Fat Rob Kardashian and you're revenge Tweeting your whorish half-sister's personal phone number, it's time to add some arsenic to the jardiniere on your Jersey Mike's... read more

Rob Kardashian Spins the Wheel of Death (VIDEO)

Still Fat Rob Kardashian has chosen the manner of his own destruction. An E! six part reality series. The weakest link of the cum soaked coven has signed himself and his baby mama over to a staged documentary that will ultimately cost him his life. Your life is what you... read more

Blac Chyna Wearing that Kardashian Baby Like a Golden Parachute

Still Fat Rob Kardashian got into a tussle with his stripper baby mama and went on Instagram and deleted every single picture of her. A glimpse into how all middle school going steadies will bust up in the future. According to E! Chyna was worried Still Fat Rob was... read more

Rob Kardashian And Blac Chyna Working the Door

Nothing says pool party like a pre-diabetic unemployed scion and his pregnant stripper girlfriend. That's where you want to be spending your Memorial Day weekend. read more

Rob Kardashian Stuck

There's the look. That moment you realize you knocked up a stripper and she's taking selfies with some random dude that used to finger her for ten bucks at the downtown establishments. read more

Rob Kardashian Spawned With Blac Chyna And Shit Around The Web

Rob Kardashian has impregnated Blac Chyna with his fetid douche sperm. They announced it with a preggo Chyna emoji on Instagram, like you do. Self-abortion is not a crime. Go, fetus, go! read more

Blac Chyna Stripping for Two Now

Still Fat Rob Kardashian and his fiancee Blac Chyna continue to make paid strip club appearances waiting for the Kardashian family to concede to their demands to book themon the show for one million. A rich white kid used to be able to extort their parents just by... read more

Blac Chyna And Rob Kardashian Strip Club Engagement

Blac Chyna and still fat Rob Kardashian announced their engagement at the Ace of Diamond strip club because Paris is still closed due to suicide bombers. Kardashian wore his finest underachieving Gambino offspring gear, including a zipper for where the liposuction nozzle... read more