Media mogul Simon Cowell and the ass-grabbing woman he knocked up, Lauren Silverman, hit the town last night for a little dinner at an Italian restaurant, and they sure look happy, don’t they? In fact, I can’t tell who... READ MORE

Looking at these two lovebirds, you’d hardly know that just a few weeks ago they were announcing to Lauren’s husband that she was pregnant with his good friends baby and they were taking off and how much cash to... READ MORE

There’s really nothing more romantic than seeing a man kiss his buddy’s wife he secretly knocked up. Watching randy dolphins try to bottle-nose female tourists at Hawaiian hotel chain pools is a close second. Simon Cowell and Lauren Silverman... READ MORE

I guess Simon won. He’s turned a bunch of amateur talent contest shows into mega hits, he has a good eye for spotting crappy music that teen girls love, he bangs lots of hot women, owns a yacht, and... READ MORE

The Silvermans have settled their divorce terms. I know you were concered. Apparently Andrew Silverman was able to get out of some of the $4 million in prenup money he promised to his graceful wife with the If You... READ MORE

It’s good to be Simon Cowell I guess. Or just really fucking rich and famous. Some men would be phased by learning they accidentally knocked up their friend’s wife and she’s keeping the baby. I remember a girlfriend once... READ MORE

There’s a certain class of guys who will dip their wick in their buddy’s wife. Let’s call them Simon Cowell asswipes, just to pick a name. Simon’s been laying pipe into his real estate buddy Andrew Silverman’s wife for... READ MORE

Beware the viola player, whispered nobody to nobody ever. Simon Cowell should’ve heeded this warning. Then he might have escaped random egg flying by his self-satisfied mug courtesy of the string chick who bolted from her perch on live... READ MORE

Simon Cowell and Carmen Electra had dinner at Cecconi’s on Saturday night (above) and then at Ago (both in West Hollywood) last night, maybe because they’re dating now, or maybe because they’re both judges on ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ and... READ MORE

Despite earlier reports that the lovely, charming, and genuinely funny Chrissy Teigen was a front runner to get the job hosting ‘the X Factor’, now it seems the job has been offered to the masculine Khloe Kardashian and the... READ MORE