By Travis August 30, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
Media mogul Simon Cowell and the ass-grabbing woman he knocked up, Lauren Silverman, hit the town last night for a little dinner at an Italian restaurant, and they sure look happy, don’t they? In fact, I can’t tell who looks happier – the guy who got his best friend’s wife pregnant or the now ex-wife of his best friend who got a ridiculously wealthy celebrity to knock her up. There are also rumors that Simon might even be willing to marry Lauren at some point, to which I’m sure Andrew Silverman responded, “Well, it was all worth it then, wasn’t it?”
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By Lex August 29, 2013 @ 5:30 PM
Looking at these two lovebirds, you’d hardly know that just a few weeks ago they were announcing to Lauren’s husband that she was pregnant with his good friends baby and they were taking off and how much cash to make it all go easy. A real Romeo and Juliet story. Maybe this one will end the same.
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By Lex August 27, 2013 @ 9:17 AM
There’s really nothing more romantic than seeing a man kiss his buddy’s wife he secretly knocked up. Watching randy dolphins try to bottle-nose female tourists at Hawaiian hotel chain pools is a close second. Simon Cowell and Lauren Silverman are now out of the closet and in France, where even the most despicable of characters can kiss in public and receive nothing but the social embrace of a society that flourished prior to the invention of electricity.
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By Lex August 21, 2013 @ 2:24 PM
I guess Simon won. He’s turned a bunch of amateur talent contest shows into mega hits, he has a good eye for spotting crappy music that teen girls love, he bangs lots of hot women, owns a yacht, and when he wants a baby, he just knocks up his buddy’s wife because he thinks she’ll make a good mom. I guess he’s missing shit like humility and dignity and decency and a bunch of other stuff that no guy can really be expected to care about when he’s banging hot women on his yacht. If life were Monopoly, Simon would own Boardwalk and Park Place, all the Utilities, and be forcing Rich Uncle Pennybags to blow him behind the Reading Railroad station. Fuck that smile.
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By Lex August 15, 2013 @ 1:26 PM
The Silvermans have settled their divorce terms. I know you were concered. Apparently Andrew Silverman was able to get out of some of the $4 million in prenup money he promised to his graceful wife with the If You Happen to Fuck Simon Cowell Behind My Back clause in the agreement. So just a cool mill. Andrew also took Simon’s name out of the divorce papers for some other untold sum of money. But none of this cheesy ass cheating and divorce news is nearly as interesting as the side story about Carmen Electra being secretly simultaneously also romantically involved with Simon. Even better, Carmen called it quits when she walked in on Simon at home busting his baby nut into his buddy’s wife, the actual Lauren Silverman. This cat is a serious player. A jerky untrustworthy dickweed you’d shoot if he came near your property, but a serious player. I’m borderline on admiration right now. Hold your letters ladies, I’d of course still talk shit about him behind his back at PTA events if he ever showed. Pig.
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By Lex August 13, 2013 @ 2:29 PM
It’s good to be Simon Cowell I guess. Or just really fucking rich and famous. Some men would be phased by learning they accidentally knocked up their friend’s wife and she’s keeping the baby. I remember a girlfriend once telling me she was ‘late’ and crying for a week during the wait. Not her crying, me crying. Not Simon. He got some girls and some brewskis and took out the yacht in the Riviera for some jet skiing and more sex. I guess I’d call him a cad or something if I wasn’t so obviously jealous.
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