Simon Cowell's Baby Mama Ain't Bad Looking

Simon Cowell's buddy's wide he knocked up isn't half a bad catch. The way she threw away her husband and grade school son to be with Simon makes this one of the most romantic relationships in the history of upward mobility adultery. This isn't anything like Angelina... read more

Lauren Silverman in A Bikini in Barbados

I didn't think Simon Cowell would stick with his buddy's wife he knocked up for almost a full year now since she shat out his spawn. But there they are in Barbados with the little bastard, her other son from her marriage tucked safely away in boarding school on the most... read more

Lauren Silverman In A Bikini

You've got to be pretty stoked when your boring husband befriends a wealthy celebrity who shows a strong interest in plowing you. In a Lifetime movie, this would end up in some kind of deadly love triangle. In real life, Simon Cowell bangs a baby in you and you tell your... read more

Simon Cowell Declared Gay in Court

A music manager in British X-Factor Judge Tulisa Contostavlos' drug trial was heard on an audiotape played in court saying that Simon Cowell was gay. It had nothing at all to do with the drug trial, but the judge allowed it to be heard so the media could freak the fuck... read more

Simon Cowell Is Being Too Obvious

There's no other reason for a really wealthy man to walk around on Miami Beach with no shirt on and two stupid little dogs on leashes than to try to get laid. Simon Cowell may love telling people how much he enjoys being a father for the first time, but he's clearly... read more

Simon Cowell Is a Winner

Simon Cowell has already achieved so much, signing a whole bunch of British pop acts I've never heard of, berating emotionally troubled singers with dying family members on his talent shows, but it all pales in comparison to his latest feat, making a baby with his... read more

Simon Cowell's Vacations Are Better Than Yours

Because everyone with a ton of money is currently on vacation in St. Bart's, Simon Cowell is also there with his pregnant girlfriend Lauren Silverman on his Slipstream yacht. Maybe it's because their relationship started with a terrible affair that destroyed not only a... read more

Lauren Silverman And Simon Cowell Are Just A Couple of Sweethearts

There's nothing more romantic than a Christmas beach stroll with your buddy's wife who you knocked up over the summer. I'm sure her seven year old son understands that this Christmas mommy is away because the rich dude from the X-Factor made a baby inside of her and... read more

Simon Cowell Stepped Out With His Baby Mama

Media mogul Simon Cowell and the ass-grabbing woman he knocked up, Lauren Silverman, hit the town last night for a little dinner at an Italian restaurant, and they sure look happy, don't they? In fact, I can't tell who looks happier – the guy who got his best friend's... read more

Lauren Silverman Gropes Simon Cowell

Looking at these two lovebirds, you'd hardly know that just a few weeks ago they were announcing to Lauren's husband that she was pregnant with his good friends baby and they were taking off and how much cash to make it all go easy. A real Romeo and Juliet story. Maybe... read more

Simon Cowell And Lauren Silverman Kiss In Saint Tropez

There's really nothing more romantic than seeing a man kiss his buddy's wife he secretly knocked up. Watching randy dolphins try to bottle-nose female tourists at Hawaiian hotel chain pools is a close second. Simon Cowell and Lauren Silverman are now out of the closet... read more

Simon Cowell Has It All

I guess Simon won. He's turned a bunch of amateur talent contest shows into mega hits, he has a good eye for spotting crappy music that teen girls love, he bangs lots of hot women, owns a yacht, and when he wants a baby, he just knocks up his buddy's wife because he... read more