The Voice Australia Might Be The Worst Thing On TV (VIDEO)

The Voice is supposed to be a show that allows established talented singers and musicians to compete against each other in selecting and coaching future stars of various genres, so that would obviously imply that the so-called coaches of the show are really good at what they do. However, the Australian version of The Voice must have missed the company memo on that one, because the judges for this season are Kylie...

read more
This Nun Is The New Susan Boyle (VIDEO)

Everyone has been losing their shit over this performance of a nun on Italy's version of The Voice from earlier this week, and she's obviously going to become the next Susan Boyle, while she's tempted by the Devil's spoils with a life as a star. Here's the thing, though – if you take this girl's nun gear off and fix those teeth, she'd probably be pretty hot, like one of the ladies in the nun porn that I watch. But...

read more
Time To Hang It Up, Cher (VIDEO)

Cher is 67-years old. Yet there she was last night on The Voice finale dressed like a stripper in Thunderdome. I'm not trying to say that a woman her age can't still perform live music and be a good entertainer, but know your audience, Cher. Do you think that if dance music fans have a choice between watching the woman three years shy of 70 or Paris Hilton perform they'll pick the former? Trick question – they fire a...

read more
Christina Aguilera is 2 hours late to 'the Voice' almost every day

Christina Aguilera is a self-centered bitch with an impossible ego, so she truly doesn't care if the entire cast and crew of ‘The Voice' have to wait for her to arrive on set every day. In fact she's so apathetic that the producers started fining her for being late, which made absolutely no impact whatsoever. "Christina is consistently about two hours late," a source tells Radar. "For season three this has got to...

read more
'The Wanted' say Christina Aguilera is a rude bitch

‘The Wanted' were guests on the April 13th episode of ‘The Voice', and during an interview with a radio station this morning they were asked what that was like. You probably got the gist of their response from the headline. Vulture says: (They were) asked about their recent 'Voice' appearance and let go on Christina Aguilera. "She's a bitch!" Tom Parker yells three or four times. Then Siva confirms that she was "quite...

read more