The Voice Australia Might Be The Worst Thing On TV (VIDEO)

By Travis May 07, 2014 @ 2:04 PM

The Voice is supposed to be a show that allows established talented singers and musicians to compete against each other in selecting and coaching future stars of various genres, so that would obviously imply that the so-called coaches of the show are really good at what they do. However, the Australian version of The Voice must have missed the company memo on that one, because the judges for this season are Kylie Minogue, Ricky Martin, Joel Madden and Will.i.am, which means that out of four people, they have maybe 1.5 people’s worth of actual singing talent. But who needs talent from some artists that nobody gives a shit about anymore when you’ve got the kind of chemistry on display in this clip? It’s like an episode of Glee produced for the braindead.

This Nun Is The New Susan Boyle (VIDEO)

By Travis March 21, 2014 @ 12:00 PM

Everyone has been losing their shit over this performance of a nun on Italy’s version of The Voice from earlier this week, and she’s obviously going to become the next Susan Boyle, while she’s tempted by the Devil’s spoils with a life as a star. Here’s the thing, though – if you take this girl’s nun gear off and fix those teeth, she’d probably be pretty hot, like one of the ladies in the nun porn that I watch. But people are still so easily surprised and shocked, like it’s so far-fetched and abnormal that a girl who also happens to be a nun can sing. First it was the fat, old lady, today it’s a young Italian nun, and tomorrow it’s probably going to be a topless woman plucked right out of Darfur. Sure she’s starving, but you have to hear her sing “Roar”!

Time To Hang It Up, Cher (VIDEO)

By Travis June 19, 2013 @ 10:00 AM






Cher is 67-years old. Yet there she was last night on The Voice finale dressed like a stripper in Thunderdome. I’m not trying to say that a woman her age can’t still perform live music and be a good entertainer, but know your audience, Cher. Do you think that if dance music fans have a choice between watching the woman three years shy of 70 or Paris Hilton perform they’ll pick the former?

Trick question – they fire a ton of napalm on the venue and get their faces carved on Mount Rushmore.

Christina Aguilera is 2 hours late to ‘the Voice’ almost every day

By brendon May 11, 2012 @ 3:01 PM

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Christina Aguilera is a self-centered bitch with an impossible ego, so she truly doesn’t care if the entire cast and crew of ‘The Voice’ have to wait for her to arrive on set every day.

In fact she’s so apathetic that the producers started fining her for being late, which made absolutely no impact whatsoever.

“Christina is consistently about two hours late,” a source tells Radar. “For season three this has got to stop.”
“Whatever her fine is now doesn’t bother her.
“Higher-ups on the show want to raise it to a number that does bother her so she actually arrives on time.”

And once she arrives, she’s even more delightful. During rehearsals Monday night, fellow judge Adam Levine was so enchanted with her antics he called her “a fucking cunt” in front of nearly 70 people. Who probably responded by saying, “amen to that” and “truer words have never been spoken.”

‘The Wanted’ say Christina Aguilera is a rude bitch

By brendon April 27, 2012 @ 3:28 PM

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‘The Wanted’ were guests on the April 13th episode of ‘The Voice’, and during an interview with a radio station this morning they were asked what that was like. You probably got the gist of their response from the headline. Vulture says:

(They were) asked about their recent ‘Voice’ appearance and let go on Christina Aguilera. “She’s a bitch!” Tom Parker yells three or four times. Then Siva confirms that she was “quite rude,” and Max spends a little while talking about how much hotter J. Lo is when compared to Christina.

Luckily for them, the Eskimo Pie factory wasn’t playing this station on their radio so Christina didn’t hear it.