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Joe Jonas Still Trying (VIDEO)

October 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Who knows if Joe Jonas likes the cock or not. Ten percent of the population is gay. That number rises exponentially among attractive young men in the performing arts. Though the officially out rate in Hollywood remains barely above... READ MORE

Joy Behar Apologizes (VIDEO)

October 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's unclear who first agreed that perfunctory and compulsory apologies between adversaries would serve as valid recompense. Apologies are Hallmark cards between loved ones to explain that you were just an asshole that one evening and meant nothing by... READ MORE

Evan Rachel Wood Topless A Lot (Mr. Skin Minute VIDEO)

October 7, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's unfair to judge a girlfriend based on her past relationships. Unless that past relationship was Marilyn Manson. You can overlook her past as an eco-terrorist and the previous boyfriend who's now in prison for arson. But the thought... READ MORE

Digital Celebrities Even Worse Than Their Previous Counterparts

October 4, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

20-somethings have always been tools. You were never aware because they didn't have social media channels. It's unclear how we went from the Greatest Generation to the two YouTube "stars" individually tearfully announcing their young divorce. It's only clear... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Held Up At Gunpoint, Kanye Drops the Mic (VIDEO)

October 3, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian was held up at gunpoint in her French hotel room. Two men posing as police busted into her suite waving guns and presumably asking for money and jewels. Big score. Way too ruin Fashion Week, fuckers. READ MORE

All The Titties Still on Netflix (Mr. Skin Minute VIDEO)

October 1, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

While traditional media continues to consume itself upon a devolving twist of desexualized family friendly 1950's content, the smart money is sticking with grown up entertainment. READ MORE

Britney Spears Sweaty (VIDEO)

September 28, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Many people noted that Britney Spear's performance at the iHeart Music Festival reminded them of the bygone days Britney Spears. She even wore the old school headset microphone to pretend she was singing words against the completely pre-recorded tracks.... READ MORE

Hermione Needs New Metaphors (VIDEO)

September 26, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

To her credit, Emma Watson has dug deeper than most celebrities in the role of UN Goodwill Ambassador for something contrived by men who keep the New York brothels humming. Watson's HeforShe campaigns have changed the lives of many... READ MORE

Ashley Graham Exposed

September 26, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ashley Graham is making a mint in this burgeoning industry of plus-sized models where she just happens to be the sole participant. Her jelly belly revolution hasn't quite expanded to the model universe as she had anticipated, or perhaps... READ MORE

Snapchat Spectacles Will ID Those Who Deserve to Be Punched the Most (VIDEO)

September 26, 2016 | video | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Snapchat is no longer Snapchat. It's now Snap, Inc. Under Snap Inc., thousands of barely legal girls will still be sharing photos of their tits. Phew. READ MORE

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