War Machine’s Ultimate Hold

October 17, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

War Machine attempted to strangle himself with a bed sheet while in jail cell awaiting trial on badly assaulting his girlfriend charges and must have tapped out before a prison guard cut him free. His lawyers clearly told him he’s legally fucked for about the next thirty years. On the bright side, if you happen […]

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War Machine Goes Ba-Bye

September 4, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I feel like we were just getting to know the real War Machine. The MMA fighter slash adult film stunt cock slash gay private party server slash best boyfriend ever. They just hit him with 32 counts of assault against the porn star girlfriend who really got under his skin. I’m not sure who counted […]

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War Machine Dropped From His Own Clothing Line

August 18, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Recently arrested MMA fighter War Machine has been dropped by Alpha Male Shit, the clothing line he helped create. War Machine had been one of the faces of the company along with his dangerously in love porn star girlfriend, Christy Mack. Alpha Male Shit is made for pathetic dudes who sprinkle the alpha dog’s kill […]

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War Machine Doesn’t Process His Feelings Well

August 12, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

It appears War Machine caught porn star girlfriend Christy Mack fucking another dude before he beat the living shit out of her. War Machine is now a fugitive but tweeted some weird shit to Mack from his bunker which suggests that relationships between ex-cons and porn stars can be trying at best: I only wish […]

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