War Machine's Ultimate Hold

War Machine attempted to strangle himself with a bed sheet while in jail cell awaiting trial on badly assaulting his girlfriend charges and must have tapped out before a prison guard cut him free. His lawyers clearly told him he's legally fucked for about the next thirty years. On the bright side, if you happen to be obsessed with physical violence and dude fucking, you really couldn't pick a better place to spend...read more

War Machine Goes Ba-Bye

I feel like we were just getting to know the real War Machine. The MMA fighter slash adult film stunt cock slash gay private party server slash best boyfriend ever. They just hit him with 32 counts of assault against the porn star girlfriend who really got under his skin. I'm not sure who counted that up. I thought you just got assault for beating the crap out of somebody. But I guess when you're a fucking war...read more

War Machine Dropped From His Own Clothing Line

Recently arrested MMA fighter War Machine has been dropped by Alpha Male Shit, the clothing line he helped create. War Machine had been one of the faces of the company along with his dangerously in love porn star girlfriend, Christy Mack. Alpha Male Shit is made for pathetic dudes who sprinkle the alpha dog's kill with freshly ground pepper. The company released a statement that the line "Has been taken over by a Navy...read more

War Machine Doesn't Process His Feelings Well

It appears War Machine caught porn star girlfriend Christy Mack fucking another dude before he beat the living shit out of her. War Machine is now a fugitive but tweeted some weird shit to Mack from his bunker which suggests that relationships between ex-cons and porn stars can be trying at best: I only wish that man hadn't been there and that Christy & I would behappily engaged.I don't know y I'm so...read more