news anchor Lisa Dutton is inappropiate

February 15, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I can’t tell what anyone is saying because this is either from Canada or Minnesota, but morning news anchor Lisa Dutton was telling some story about something, based on her accent I assume it involved some combination of mooses... READ MORE

Wednesday Afternoon Headlines

January 24, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

ANGELINA JOLIE – might be pregnant again, meaning she and Brad Pitt will soon have their seventh child. To be honest I’m not even sure if that’s what the story said, it just seems like something they would do.... READ MORE

its the first interactive TV cop car chase

January 16, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

This is what I was hoping 3D TV would be more like, instead of just people lunging at the screen with a plastic knife in their hand. source = gawker READ MORE

the baby stealing eagle video is fake

December 21, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

An 3D animation and digital design school in Montreal released a statement yesterday saying that the awesome video of an eagle trying to eat a baby at a park was made by three of their students as part of... READ MORE

eagles are majestic, will steal your children

December 20, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The really amazing thing about this video from a park in Montreal of an eagle trying to grab a kid to eat is that the kid was a student at that school in Connecticut, and his parents moved to... READ MORE

the Olsen Twins are selling a $55,000 backpack

December 4, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are selling 12 backpacks, made of crocodile skin and encrusted with prescription pills (fun fact: Mary Kate was dating Heath Ledger when he overdosed on prescription pills in 2008), as part of their clothing... READ MORE

the internets most popular uppercut has arrived

October 12, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

If you’re a teenage girl, and there’s a video of a grown man shuffling over to you like Fred Sanford then landing an uppercut after the most dramatic windup outside of a Bugs Bunny cartoon, and the reaction to... READ MORE

the guy who was eaten by a zombie is awake!

June 13, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

The homeless man who had his face chewed off in the Miami Zombie attack last month got up and walked around for the first time today, and I’m gonna level with you; the headline picture has been altered. I... READ MORE

Disney is either racist or sarcastic

March 6, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Disneys Dig-n-Dips candy has a picture of the black princess from whatever movie that was on the watermelon side, and Sleeping Beauty on the vanilla flavored side, and so needless to say they’re in trouble now. And rightfully so.... READ MORE

this bride has a nice ass

March 6, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The specifics of this video are explained only in a baffling squiggly language, but from what I can tell, the bride tripped, ripped her dress which fell off, then ran away while I stared at her very nice legs... READ MORE