Wiz Khalifa Smokes a J With Pablo Escobar

March 29, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Wiz Khalifa stirred up raw emotions among Colombians when he visited the gravesite of Pablo Escobar during a tour stop. Khalifa cozied up to the dead drug kingpin and nation's largest mass murderer, smoking a joint at Escobar's memorial stone and... READ MORE

Amber Rose Throat Babies

August 1, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Amber Rose is a disgusting woman who plays up how disgusting she is as part of her TV and online persona. That makes it incredibly hard to nail down her precise grossness rating. Are your sores visible or do... READ MORE

Amber Rose’s Feminism Stops At Free Money

June 8, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Amber Rose doesn't need a man around and she's perfectly happy having anonymous casual sex while getting herpes in the name of feminism and also she's just kind of a whore. That's something to be proud of in today's... READ MORE

Yeezy Ass-Gate Is Over

February 3, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’re ever in battle with Kanye West, go forthwith to the anal play charges. Chink in armor noted, rapping Smaug. The master of ego-centric promotion and legend in his own time mythology folded like a very gay deck... READ MORE

Kanye Should’ve Watched More Film

January 28, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kanye went on Twitter and called Amber Rose a stripper whore and mocked Khalifa for making a baby with her. Kanye routinely calls out Amber Rose for being nasty, with zero nod to how he fucked that nasty for two years... READ MORE

Wiz Khalifa Seems Sharp (VIDEO)

August 24, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A video posted by Wiz Khalifa (@mistercap) on Aug 22, 2015 at 5:36pm PDT Wiz Khalifa sealed his fate when he picked a stupid rap name. There’s an art to making up names for yourself. Khalifa is not an... READ MORE

Amber Rose Caves

April 3, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This story is a primer for why women are smarter and savvier than men, but dudes still run the universe and the oil and natural gas industries. After months of nasty social media blows against her baby daddy Wiz Khalifa... READ MORE

Rappers Still Like To Smoke

January 14, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The people at Addiction-Treatment.com commissioned a groundbreaking study where they analyze which celebrities’ Instagram photos show drugs or booze most often. The rehab racket is a growing industry and lucrative enough to afford them the time to do this kind of shit.... READ MORE

Wiz Khalifa Made a Sex Tape With This Innocent Lamb

December 16, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Our occasionally prescient editor Lex once noted that the Howe Twins came to the U.S. looking to fuck their way to fame. Bingo. Wiz Khalifa shot a mature audiences video with Carla Howe and according to TMZ, Howe was shopping... READ MORE

Jas and Ness Rose Are Seeking Opportunity

October 1, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I get the instinct to fuck your way famous in Hollywood. If you’re reasonably attractive and can squeal in the sack, it’s a short cut through all the other forms of pseudo prostitution the ugly people must endure. Jas... READ MORE