TOM CRUISE GOT FIRED

Citing Tom Cruise’s increasingly strange behavior, Sumner Redstone – the Chairman of Viacom, which owns Paramount Pictures – said that Paramount was ending its 14 year relationship with Cruise.  Paramount will no longer be the home of Cruise-Wagner Productions, the company Cruise founded with his manager that produced the three "Mission: Impossible" movies, "Without Limits", "Shattered Glass" and "The Last Samurai", among others.   The final straw is thought to have come after "Mission Impossible III" performed beneath expectations at the box office.  Many feel Cruises strange behavior and unorthodox beliefs were to blame.  Redstone said:

“As much as we like him personally, we thought it was wrong to renew his deal.  His recent conduct has not been acceptable to Paramount.”

I know everyone is gonna blame scientology for his insanity except Tom, but Tom better hope scientology is to blame.  Otherwise he’s just a damn lunatic.  If its not the scientology, then he was hit by lightning or has a grapefruit sized tumor in his brain pressing up against whatever it is that normally stops people from making a constant ass out of themselves.