The very first picture of Suri Cruise hit the internet last night on the Vanity Fair website. The issue of Vanity Fair with a 22 page photo essay on Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and their 5 month old daughter will hit newsstands in New York and Los Angeles today, the rest of the country next Tuesday. In the issue, Katie opens up about the pressure and scrutiny of the past few months:
"it's been heartbreaking (to see what's being said in the press about her family and her baby). Some of the crap that's out there, the stuff that's said about my parents and my siblings, it's really frustrating the amount of shit that's out there. And the stuff they say about Suri?! You shouldn't say that about us, and you can't say that about my child."
Well, actually we can. And it's your fault Katie. Only you two maniacs could make having a baby seem weird and suspicious. Suri is absolutely beautiful, but you've kept her hidden away like Anne Frank, so now even that's suspect. She's a little too beautiful. Her features are a little too perfect, like JackJack in a wig. She looks like she was born in a lab, and that's … oh … oh, okay, now I get it.
He kinda looks like Damien from the original “Omen”…
Can anyone say photoshop?
I’d hit it, but just to say I had
asian with blue eyes?…yep its the real damien
why cant i meet a girl like katie who i can controll like a puppy and mold her into whatever i want her to be….even get her to disown her parents if they dont like me…..If i were tom, i would demand katie wash my balls every 15 and 30 past the hour while wearing a french maide outfit
Say what you will, but the baby is adorable. I cant wait to see the US weekly polls on which kid is better looking, Pitt’s or Cruise’s.
I got to admit, that is one beautiful baby. Sure, she’ll be permanently scarred from all the crazy parenting but atleast she will be beautiful.
Is it just me or is no one seeing a black wig over light brown hair?
She’s beautiful. I want one.
it looks like they took a pic of some random baby and mixed it with a pic from Cruise on photoshop. then again im drunk so… who the fuck knows
is it coming out of cruise….like in the movie alien?
The looks on both of their faces screams “who and what hell is this thing?” actually…only cruise’s face looks like that…katie looks drugged up and about to slip into a coma or K-Hole
she looks asian or eskimo with blue contacts. is that a wig?
That kid has more hair than I do.
Does Tyler really care about this?
So young… so full of Thetans.
damn, I was soooo enjoying the “Suri doesn’t exist” line. Crap. And they found a cute baby. Poor kid. Seriously, either way, poor kid.