09.06.2006 SURI CRUISE IS FREAKIN ADORABLE

I guess these pictures of Suri Cruise in today’s Vanity Fair could be cuter, but only if there was a baby tiger and a baby panda dressed in little Halloween costumes in the background.  The tiger would be dressed as a pirate and the panda would be a ghost in a sheet with holes cut out for eyes.  And then they went to the house and the person ran out of candy after giving candy to the baby pirate tiger, so the baby ghost panda didn’t get any, so then the baby pirate tiger would share his candy with the baby ghost panda.  Other than that, I think the cuteness is pretty much maxed out.


(48) Comments

  1. Drew01 09/06/2006 15:45

    Ok, number 5 and 7 are pretty cute.

  2. Elvis 09/06/2006 15:50

    Now - for the love of God - get that child away from those freaks so she has a chance at normal life - or before the aliens take her to their volcano

  3. Brendon 09/06/2006 15:52

    And right when Tom Cruise needed good publicity too! What a coincidence!

  4. Julz 09/06/2006 15:56

    Brendan’s getting all soft on us. Pussy.

  5. quackbastard 09/06/2006 16:11

    So what? Most babies are cute at that age, and considering who the parents are, the only way that kid isn’t gonna be adorable is if she was disfigured.

  6. Edgar 09/06/2006 16:12

    That fucking baby looks chinese. Just look at the 5th picture left to right. Unless Tom Cruise has the Chinese gene in him that baby is his, cause if he doesn’t then that baby is either adopted or Katie has been screwing around. Come to think of it, Chris Klein has osrt of a chinese look, and of course the most gay voice on earth.

  7. Ghoul 09/06/2006 16:16

    well i only hope for the kid, that it will have a chance not to get raised up by this scientology maniacs.

  8. Buck 09/06/2006 16:20

    Hm….so that’s what it looks like when a guy deposits his semen in another guy’s mouth, then takes the semen, seperates the ugly sperm from the cute sperm, then gets out the old turkey baster….I always wondered.

  9. Merkin 09/06/2006 17:01

    What’s with that ridiculous hairpiece?? And WTF is up with the corners of its mouth in picture 5??

  10. karole 09/06/2006 17:18

    Are you people sick???She is just a baby, and she is cute. So stop trashing around!!

  11. Alan02 09/06/2006 18:08

    Looks like the best baby money can buy from an over crowded chinese orphanage.

  12. TRACEY 09/06/2006 18:21

    she is adorable,like eskimos kid,with blue eyes.and i have seen many ugly babies,they are not all cute.poor thing.run run for your life suri!!!!

  13. Liz 09/06/2006 18:57

    i think she’s beautiful. Around her mouth and chin looks a lot like Tom in my opinion. And the ones that think she’s wearing a hair piece…how stupid would that be? What point would it serve? Bald babies are just as cute as babies with a full head of hair. Some of you are really reaching for stuff the slam with…

  14. oldloaf 09/06/2006 19:00

    Beautiful baby! And that stuff in the corners of her mouth? It’s called slobber. :)
    All babies produce bucket loads of it as my shirts would attest when my son was an infant.

    Of course, men continue to produce slobber until death - usually from looking at some of the other tags on the site. :D
    -g-

  15. catlion 09/06/2006 19:12

    I have to agree with some of you here- that baby is some sort of Asian - and she does look Chinese to be exact.

  16. Paco 09/06/2006 19:55

    i think karole and liz should be kicked off this site for being…………..girlie

  17. Paco 09/06/2006 19:57

    after they suck my dick, that is

  18. Jax01 09/06/2006 19:58

    She is adorable no matter who she belongs to. But isn’t this baby supposed to be around 3 months old in this pic? They had to take the pics sometime ago to get them in the magazine. I say no way this baby is 3 months old. Not only is she too big but she has way too much motor control for a baby that age. Hmmmm, this makes me think more of the theory that she was pregnant by Chris Klein and Tom saw a chance to have a baby that looked like him. I don’t know why some people are surprised the baby resembles him. KATIE looks just like his sister. Talk about narcissism, so many couples in Hollywood look like siblings. They can use each other as mirrors to see themselves more often…….

    Poor little baby. Deluxe nutcase parents that no amount of vitamins and fresh air are going to heal.

  19. Jack04 09/06/2006 20:04

    Meh either way Se

  20. Morda 09/06/2006 20:21

    Fortune cookie says: “I’m part Chinese”… lucky numbers are 10,20,30,40,50

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