SURI CRUISE ON VIDEO. SORTA.

By brendon September 06, 2006 @ 2:41 AM

 

I can't stress enough how this is pretty much the exact same thing as before, but now a video camera swoops in and Katie Couric does an annoying voice over as part of her debut last night as the anchorwoman of the CBS Evening News. Ooo, celebrity baby pictures! That's some hard hitting news Katie! You’re bringing respectability back to CBS News already! I hear tomorrow she has an expose on this falls cat fashion show. Are mittens in? What about vests? Don't got to PetSmart until you see Katie’s report!



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  1. Matthew01 09/06/2006 06:25

    Holy shit! Suri looks just like Tom Cruise — I bet she’ll be jumping on Oprah’s couch before she turns two. I’m actually tearing up a bit.

  2. Miko 09/06/2006 16:45

    I hope Suri Cruise bursts into flames. Maybe that will be news worth reporting Katie Couric, ya stupid bitch.

  3. d henry 09/06/2006 19:57

    I like the baby. Don’t like the dad. (except as an actor in some roles) Babies rule!

  4. geoff 09/07/2006 08:03

    “Yes-Suri”??? Wow Ms. Couric that’s genius! Thankfully the nightly news now has tabloid wordplay . . . I wonder if she wrote that herself . . . what a loser.

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