KATIE HOLMES IS A ZOMBIE

Us magazine says that Katie Holmes bizarre behavior at the Academy Awards Vanity Fair Oscar party has raised even more questions about her relationship with Tom Cruise.  Holmes spent most of her time on the red carpet strikingly demure and subservient, quietly standing behind Cruise and bowing her head.  Us says:

Upon arriving at the famed afterparty, Cruise urged his bride to pose for a photograph alone.  "Take a shot of her," he told photographers.  But according to an onlooker, the 28-year-old actress refused to take a picture without him.  The actor then led Holmes around by the hand, pulling her back and forth while he mingled and she remained silent.  Cruise, 44, greeted a few photographers but didn’t introduce his wife, who said nothing and stood next to her husband, waiting for him to finish his conversations.  He later asked her again to pose for a picture alone, and she finally agreed.  “She looks at him for direction,” the witness tells Us.

God this chick is like a newborn at this point.  If she regresses any further she's gonna start growling at people and peeing on the carpet.  So if you see her in public acting up, try smacking her in the nose with a rolled up newspaper and say, "No … Bad!  Bad Katie!"  It's the only way Katie will learn.