TomKatCrazy has new pictures of Suri Cruise with mom and dad taken yesterday at the birthday party for Brooke Shields daughter, Grier Hammond (um, wasn't Katie supposed to be in Shreveport filming a movie. and is that where she left her conditioner). Grier and Suri were both born on April 18th, 2006 at the St. Johns hospital in Santa Monica. With any luck Grier is better looking than Suri, because Suri is a fuckin mess. She looks like something a caveman would have, or like when you see baby pictures of Andre the Giant. One eye is higher than the other and they're spaced 19 inches apart. She always looks like they just dropped her and her head is the three times the size of a normal human head. Poor Katie. Her vagina must look like taffy now, or like it's sticking its tongue out at you.
Good, cos it would be totally wrong to think a baby looked hot
Wait..what? What the hell is Tom Cruise doing at Brooke Shields baby’s birthday party? I thought they hated each other?
Aren’t all babies ugly? Or am I just a terrible person? Or both.
Fact: Tom Cruise’s real name is Thomas Cruise Mapother IV. Fact: The actor who plays Ethan on Lost, William Mapother, is Tom Cruise’s cousin. Fact: Suri looks like Ethan. Conclusion: Ether the Mapother ugly gene skipped over Tom Cruise or Scientology makes you pretty. I’m going with the gene theory because Travolta is a Scientologist and he looks like week-old Play-Doh.
That is not baby Suri. Cruise actually is holding a muppet.
Can you imagine the psychological trauma that Suri is/will experience for the next hmmm…for her lifetime….poor Kid…why did Tom have to unleash his crazy self for!Katie - the next opportunity you get - take off…hmm….but do it soon because it wont be long before you will be considered two nuts short of a fruitcake!
Excuse me while i gotta hurl.
She’s cute. But definitely an alien, since she looks no different at all from the first ever pictures of her from VF.
FACT: Alien babies don’t age.
Does she have down syndrome?
No, but I think TC’s mother does.
Jombee: I’m with you on this one all babys are ugly and boring. Although this one appears to look more like TR’s avatar than most… Also is it wrong to say “It looks like an ugly retard” when people insist on showing you their baby and asking “Isn’t he/she/it beautiful?”
Is that baby missing a gene?
what do you expect her to look like? Her father is the Grand Moff Tarkin and her mother is Jabba the Hut’s sister. Tom and Katie are merely her “Earth people” surrogate parents. You can look it up!
You are all being glib. It’s nothing that vitamins and exercise won’t fix.
Frankly, I do not wish to imagine what Katie’s vagina looks like. I’d rather be blissfully ignorant of its appearance, just like Tom is.
sorry gun guy, didn’t mean to replicate your joke.
Your’s was better….
^ Says the one with that screen name. Suri does look ugly but the Scientologists don’t really care - they just need a vessel to house L Ron’s “soul” or whatever the hell they call it.
Sorry that was for Hugh.
Do you think Katie is even allowed near the baby at home? You know that baby is suckling at some alien tit…