The Sun UK says that Katie Holmes is pregnant for the second time. No word yet on who the father might be (zing!). The Sun says:
Holmes told close pals she is thrilled. But she tried to hide her bump under a loose dress as she and Tom celebrated with their pals THE BECKHAMS in Madrid. But tactile Tom, 44, gave the game away by paying more attention to Katie, 28, than the action on the pitch.
A source said: “Katie and Tom are thrilled about having another baby on the way. She is glowing with happiness.”
Everything these people do is fascinating because their life is run by a religion based on UFO souls trapped on tropical islands. I might actually switch to Scientology because tropical islands are pretty, and maybe my new UFO god would invite me to hang out. The only down side would be if I saw my new god get bonked on the head with a coconut or step on a jellyfish. I'm not sure my faith could handle watching my god spaz out.
First?
Sorry… that was my first "First". Now I won't do it again. Promise!
The baby will have hooves
Perhaps someone could correct me if I'm wrong (everytime I try to read about scientology I laugh so hard the tears stream from my eyes, making it impossible to see), but didn't L. Ron Hubbard once state that the best way to make money was by starting a religion? Because if so, I'm going to start one of my own, so I can make lots of money and have lots of stupid drones doing whatever I tell them to and laughing myself silly.
i know that everybody remarks on tom cruise's height but seriously, he makes katie holmes look like an amazon! an amazon dressed like a grandmother but an amazon anyway!
In the interest of due diligence I actually did some research on Scientology using reliable, objective sources and citations.
My conclusion is it's as batshit crazy as everyone says.
It's difficult for me to reconcile someone with the brains and discipline to amass a fortune and career as the Cruise has done with someone brainless and gullible enough to get culted in with these Kool-Aid drinkers.
Or maybe that's just what they want me to think.
Either way, Katie's a piggie. I see hotter box than that at the Ralph's in Malibu.
Is it me or is Tom developing what I like to call an "alcoholics honker"? His nose just keeps getting more bulbous. Fucker is gonna look like Wanky the Scientologist Assclown very soon.
What are the odds this kid is the father of britney's 32nd child
She looks sexy here. She looked more like Tom's mother at the weekend. That means not sexy.
Scientologists are nuts, care only about money. and sue anyone who criticizes them. Scientologists also get to bang Katie Holmes. That's batting .250 folks.
I wonder who they hired to inseminate her this time?
I do not think I could ever classify Katie Holmes as "sexy". This roadkill always looked like a little boy with long hair, and I think Cruise gets off on that thought.
As for his nose, Jesus, you are right on the money! He is starting to resemble Gerard Depardieu from "My Father the Hero".
Oh for fucks sake.. that's just what the world needs, more rich little schizotologists.
First Ben Assfuck and Matt Gayman, now Tom "I fondle little pinatas shaped like boys" Cruise?
If I don't see some fucking snatch soon, I am going to start killing! again…
I wonder why Cruise marries storks? Nichole Kidman is built like a Redwood. And Katie Holmes appears to be as tall as Kareem Abdul Jabbar in this picture, unless Tom really is similar to Mickey Rooney in height. You would think a guy with an ego the size of Rhode Island would marry a midget or at least a woman under 5 feet tall to make him look more manly. However, Shane was one of the greatest westerns ever made, and the guy who played Shane, who's name escapes me, was like 3' 8" so who the hell knows.
They've got to keep up with the Beckhams, so she will no doubt have another couple of kids.
One day, Tom Cruise will pull of his human mask and reveal himself to be Zoltan, and then agiant robot millipede will wreak havoc…
…but wait! Here comes Tiny, Cheop, Mark, Jason, and Princess in the Pheonix to save the day!
Or, amd I dating myself with the "Battle Of The Planets" reference?
If the group get to bonk Katie, then that is a notch up from my church, the Church of Elvis the Devine"…well, almost. We do have OPT at half time :)
I can't wait to photoshop my head on these baby pics and leave them in the women's restroom at work like i did with baby Suri.
in fact, Becks could be the father of this new one - as we all know that Tom aint up to the job of actually having sex with a woman.