For a few weeks now people have been wondering why Suri Cruise suddenly dropped out of sight. Then yesterday Tom Crusie showed up at a public park with her. Man, what a coincidence. We don't have any close-up pictures from this spontaneous afternoon, because the paparazzi do what they always do at times like this, and that is stay a respectful distance away so big stars can have some privacy. Even still, Suri, as always, looked like they just pulled her out of the dryer. Is she okay? She always looks so confused and disoriented. Katie Holmes didn't make the trip with them, as she had a busy afternoon planned of crying in the bathroom and taking laxitives. Because she's so fat.
id punch that kitten
Better shit than this has got to be going on somewhere…seriously? Suri fucking Cruise? There has got to be better stories out there than Justin Timberlake watching baseball and Tom and Suri Cruise holding hands and playing at the playground!!
Can't you make something up? Like, for instance, "Bette Midler was eaten by a pigmy sperm whale today…" or "Madonna exposes her penis on a New York subway while screaming, 'Ka-Kaw, Ka-Kaw, Ka-Kaw'…" or even "Tina Turner has AIDS and vows to beat up Jesus when she dies…" For the love of God, is this it????
children of the corn
Too bad no one was around to hit Cruise in the head with a fire extinguisher and take that watch off his wrist. If they'd scored some brain damage maybe Suri would have a shot at a normal childhood.
YEEEAAAHHHH!!!!! KILL IT!!!! KILL IT!!!!!!
Has anyone ever photographed this kid actually SMILING? She's always got that blank stare. It's so eerie.
Nice pudge there, dough boy. Guess the aliens like fried food.
It's good to see that she's grown out of always looking like she's got an extra chromosome every time she's around her father.
its called baby fat, and i happen to find it very sexy
Baseball…basketball…whatever…balls balls balls…
Tom: "Someday, Suri, all of this will be yours."
Suri: "And all of these people will be my slaves, right?"
Tom: "Of course, honey. You are the Chosen One."
Suri: "Cool!"
suri gives shitty blowjobs
How cute, Tiny Tom takes Damien out for a walk.
He even left the leash at home this week.
You can always tell how expensive a watch is if it looks expensive several yards away from a park to your fuckin' computer screen!
I think that might be Katie. Or is shape shifting part of my wacky belief system ? Fuck, it's too early for this.
who the hell does tom cruise pay hundreds of dollars to cut his hair? they should be killed by firing squad for crimes against humanity
The kid hanging on the pole next to Tom just turned seven. It really puts whole picture into perspective.
she's a pretty cute kid, but she looks NOTHING like tom and everything like katie. i can't wait until she and pax jolie-pitt hook up.
hottest.baby.ever.
Maybe Suri is one of the one in 150. Doesn't look like she's interacting with others or making eye contact.
She's going to be as tall as her fake daddy come this time next year.