Mariah Carey and her massive tits celebrated their one year anniversary with Nick Carter Cannon last night at Moon in NYC, and Nick better lock that down because the King of Bitches is on the scene, and him and his crocodile coat are making a move. Rackin up ho’s is his game of choice, and all you motherfuckin playa hata’s betta step the fuck back.
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Mayday!
i look at her and i think of swine flu
Those are epic tits and I love her propensity to always wear outfits that are at least two sizes too small for her. Makes my pants feel about two sizes too small when I see her.
I love her tits!
what’s happened to my avi? I’m melting!
Nick Carter? OR Cannon?
Yup, Cannon.
Face like a horse, voice like a horse.
Put a saddle on her, we’re done
Its PLAYA haters with an A at the end. I know coz i study black linguistics NAW SAYN! me neither.
Does he ever just sit around and think “My God, she’s fucked every black guy on the East Coast, and a few of those half black/half mexican fellas too. What a whore.”
What’s worse? A Backstreet Boy or Nick Cannon?
There’s a difference Liz??
I bet it stinks it that joint
Is this a D list celebrity site these days? A douche bag so completely forgettable that poster dude gets his name wrong.
And fuck Mariah. Her mouth = cock garage.
I bet that hat wouldn’t fit over one of her tits.
I love those tits. I want those tits. I need those tits.
Divas with TITS are invincible. We may as well surrender to her now.
Think you may be on to something Red, havent even seen a Lily Allen story for weeks..
Well lets take this moment to debate who is more worthless, cannon or carter… this story might as well be about either of them seeing as how I could give a fuck one way or the other… In fact, from now on nick cannon should be known as the black nick carter, or vice versa… whichever came first i guess
eh sometimes you just know… good for them.
rr - mariah carey is the best selling solo female artist of all time. that ain’t d list baby.