BRITNEY SPEARS – is officially dating her agent, Jason Trawick. “They are totally and definitely dating,” a source tells People. “He’s the best thing that’s happened to her.” Well, yeah, but, how hard was that? Basically if he doesn’t push her down the stairs she’ll think he’s David Niven.
No one has any idea who that is, do they?
GISELE BUNDCHEN – I don’t want to cock-block the Victoria’s Secret photographer, but someone should tell Giselle about lenses. You don’t need to dry hump the model to get a close-up. She must wonder why Tom Brady doesn’t answer when she watches games through binoculars too. “Toom? Anzer me. Iz me, Gizelle. I’m right nezt to yoo.” (hq jump)