06.23.2009 Afternoon headlines

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JON AND KATE PLUS 8 - the new season began just 4 weeks ago, and TLC planned on 40 new episodes this year, but the show is now going on hiatus until August. This should give Jon and Kate time to repair their relationship, as long as Jon is willing to talk, and “Kate” is recast by someone who isn’t a condescending bitch. (source = star)

TRANSFORMERS - is racist. “These new robots … have a simian appearance, with wide faces and huge ears. One of them has a gold bucktooth. They (talk) in some sort of modern day rap-age jive, calling each other ‘bitch-ass’ or ‘punk,’ talking with an exaggerated, crunked-up ’street’ accent. They appear to be stoned all the time. And they can’t read. (They) are completely illiterate … Simply put they are offensive beyond measure.”  Why stop there? Why not have them date two overweight white robots, and maybe a scene where Optimus can’t find them for the battle at noon because they’re still asleep. (source = chud)

DENISE RICHARDS - is in Hawaii with the kids she had with Charlie Sheen.  Those kids are doomed.  We should bleed them, give them a complete transfusion, see if that get’s all the crappy genetics out of them.  Get blood from someone good.  Maybe make it from Paul Newman DNA.  I don’t know if that would work but I think we should try.
(7 more pics here.  hq jump here.  source = splash news online)


(156) Comments

  1. Long_Duk_Dong 06/23/2009 11:50

    Booooing…
    I think I just poked myself with my buck and a quarter, quarter staff!

  2. KingCookie 06/23/2009 11:54

    I don’t think I’ve seen anything about an actual celebrity on this site in weeks…

  3. Watt(Power) 06/23/2009 11:57

    I shit on my balls again. I need more fiber in my diet

  4. Rokan 06/23/2009 11:58

    Obs, Bizzmania, Cool hand Lupe, Clint’s Penis, I just got back on Twitter last night and no one but Meph Jeff has been on there more than once in the last month. I sent some messages just out, just to see WTF. I was also looking to see if Lora had been there. It was like a fucking ghost town.

    I don’t think we get how its supposed to be used.

  5. CodPiece 06/23/2009 11:58

    Nobody wants to see a lowered impala transform …

  6. Observer 06/23/2009 12:00

    Rokan….

    Funny…..but….

    I think you are wrong….in fact …..I think we are using Twitter to it’s highest utility

  7. CB007 06/23/2009 12:04

    “CB007, are you DireMutt?”

    Socks, what is that?

  8. SinDs 06/23/2009 12:04

    rokan, i have been using it! but pretty much just talking to myself…haha

  9. pepper 06/23/2009 12:05

    She makes my cock hard!
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    Observer, It’s easy to find me on Facebook.

  10. SuperB 06/23/2009 12:05

    Oh shit…I forgot to tweet!

  11. Silverback 06/23/2009 12:06

    Fuuuck, I’m on it. Silverback And Kate Plus 4 can’t be more than a few months away.

  12. Observer 06/23/2009 12:06

    Pepper….

    …email me someday…..

    Observerwwtdd@live.com

  13. pepper 06/23/2009 12:07

    I don’t get this Twitter thing..why do I want to follow anyone?

  14. SCUM 06/23/2009 12:08

    Pepper, are you going to be in S.F. this weekend?

  15. Observer 06/23/2009 12:08

    Twitter is close to useless Pepper……

    …unless you WANT to sign up for Spam….then it is a God-send….

  16. Lo 06/23/2009 12:09

    You know Denise is absolutely a tornado in bed. Crazy bi+ches will completely grudge phuck you to death if you aren’t careful. Sheen’s saving grace was overall stupidity.

  17. Sockarazzi Sniper 06/23/2009 12:09

    That was just me going all 20 Questions, aka Obs, on you.

    He always throws out a random so-and-so from way back and asks if you’re them.

    I remember DireMutt because his post was on the bottom of the first page of the werewolf thread. The avi was a tiny little dog with a huge-ass afro.

  18. Observer 06/23/2009 12:09

    Scum….

    …great point……Pepper could get “Twitted” in S.F.

  19. pepper 06/23/2009 12:10

    Why would I be in SF?

  20. CB007 06/23/2009 12:11

    Ah, got it Socks, thought it was slang for something that I didn’t know about or something, lol. In that case I am not DireMutt. I am only CB and have never been anyone else on this site or on any other sites. :)

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