06.21.2009 I hate mondays

garfieldinmiami

Shauna Sands areola look like they were taken off with a can opener, but please don’t think that would dissuade her in any way from showing her tits to strangers. Like she did Saturday in Miami. Unfortunately, if you take advantage of the fact that her tits look like surprised Garfield eyes, her tan lines mess it up and make him look sinister. I tried adding a pie because he’s fat, but he still looked like an evil villain.  After that I thought maybe lasagna would be better than pie, but then I realized I was way more concerned with making Shaunas tits appealing than Shauna was, and if she doesn’t care why the hell should I.

(10 topless pics here. hq jump here. source = splash news online)


(15) Comments

  1. cord 06/21/2009 23:16

    this is some of bill Murray’s best work since ghostbusters 2.

  2. cord 06/21/2009 23:18

    I wish I had 2 more hands so I could give those titties 4 thumbs down …

    … The milk’s gone bad

  3. Tanya 06/21/2009 23:29

    That attempt at Garfield is surprisingly good.

  4. lady garden 06/22/2009 00:23

    what kind of pie is that?

  5. AssimilationJonny 06/22/2009 01:30

    I second Tanya’s post. :golf clap:

  6. Dr Drew 06/22/2009 03:07

    ginormous…tan lines make those nipples look pissed off

  7. tblaney6591 06/22/2009 04:05

    If that’s what her tits are like can you imagine what kind of vaj she’s sportin? Fucking brillo pad with a piece of chewed bubble gum stuck in the middle of it.

    http://wtcctr.blogspot.com

  8. Rick (with a silent P) 06/22/2009 04:48

    “what kind of pie is that?”

    Pizza pie…pepperoni from the look of the nipples…mmmm pizza…

  9. joeyark 06/22/2009 04:50

    you really shouldnt put NSFW pictures on the banner. now i can’t come back to site all day at work :(

  10. Tortelvis Himself 06/22/2009 05:36

    joeyark - He disguised the tits as Garfield. What’s the problem?

  11. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 06/22/2009 06:26

    Nice tits, and Garfield drawing.

  12. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/22/2009 07:22

    what’s up with the drawings? there’s another celeb site that does that alot, cept it’s written by a fag..

  13. The Dark Avenger 06/22/2009 11:48

    I would still suck them then nut on them after titi fucking her.

  14. I_<3_T_Swizzle 06/22/2009 15:09

    Dark Avenger is the only one with the right idea. She’s no goddess like Taylor Swift, but any guy who would let tan lined titties get in the way of having sex with a hot chick is probably already riding the dude train.

  15. Johnny Depp is my Hero « Logic 06/23/2009 18:08

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