06.10.2009 Wednesday morning headlines

Riley Steele, Kelly Brook

KENDRA WILKINSON -  has confirmed to E! that she’s pregnant.  Which sucks.  I should have been told in person.  The father has rights too!  (source = e! online)

IRON MAN 2 - The first picture of Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2 has been released. Rourke plays Whiplash, and he has a suit sort of like Iron Mans, except he adds whips and takes away any protection whatsoever.  He’s unstoppable, unless he were to run into the real Iron Man, or any normal police officer with a gun, or anyone with the flu.  (source = USA Today)

KELLY BROOK - a few of these pictures we’re on here Monday, but most are new, they’re all better quality and there’s now 100 percent more naked breast (BAM).  These of course are from the set of Piranha 3D.   I don’t like when horror movies do this kind of thing, because I end up with an erection while someone gets ripped apart.   There’s no way that’s mentally healthy.  (hq jump = here)


(123) Comments

  1. The irrefutable trouser snake 06/10/2009 05:06

    I’d buy that for a dollar
    might go as high as 5

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 06/10/2009 05:11

    I like a nice morning boner to go along with a fresh cup of coffee. Thanks WWTDD, I appreciate it.

  3. lady garden 06/10/2009 05:15

    where’s the friggin porkroll?

  4. Zombie 06/10/2009 05:16

    Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2? I’m sure Ohmwrecker will be sneaking a bottle of lube into the theater for that one.

  5. Rick (with a silent P) 06/10/2009 05:18

    Kendra pregnant = months of her lactating silicon-based caulk…making Bob Vila a happy man…

    Mickey as Whiplash…and Mandonna’s Jesus as Pussy Whipped…

    Nudity for the morning = one happy (P)Rick…or likely many happy pricks…whatever…

  6. RemSteale 06/10/2009 05:19

    Kelly Brook being licked by Riley Steele.
    I can die happy now…..

  7. Rick (with a silent P) 06/10/2009 05:19

    “where’s the friggin porkroll?”

    Lady, asking that on Durden will get you inundated in porkroll…and not necessarily of the delightful food product variety…

  8. Rokan 06/10/2009 05:20

    Rem,

    So the human race is 56% asshole. What does that make the demographic here?

    The blond has a nice tit. Wonder if she is still a virgin?

  9. Rick (with a silent P) 06/10/2009 05:21

    “[T]he human race is 56% asshole.”

    Rem, you seems awfully optimistic today…best not read any newspapers today and spoil it…

  10. Rick (with a silent P) 06/10/2009 05:24

    Rokan…at least 98.6% asshole…with 1.0% too wasted to care and 0.4% site scammers like “oh so pretty Kelly Brooke just post her profile on *Millionairematch.com*…now she has pick of handsome weathy mens to lick her cleavage…”

  11. Von Schirach 06/10/2009 05:24

    “Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2? I’m sure Ohmwrecker will be sneaking a bottle of lube into the theater for that one.”

    Zombie, are you going to see Iron Man 2 with me?

  12. Watt(Power) 06/10/2009 05:25

    pretty awesome way to start the day.

    Happy Wang Wednesday!

  13. Von Schirach 06/10/2009 05:25

    We won’t need lube . . .

  14. The irrefutable trouser snake 06/10/2009 05:27

    “with durden you get porkroll”
    staring

    Lady Garden as the veluptuous vixen Dixie Normous

    DB - as the horny guy at the cafe

    p)rick as the cuddly unassuming neighbor upstairs

    and evryones favorite latino, Zombie as “the panhandler”

  15. RemSteale 06/10/2009 05:28

    The guy in the background looks pretty happy

  16. Zombie 06/10/2009 05:29

    Sorry Von Schirach, Paul Reubens already asked me to go with him. Rain check?

  17. Watt(Power) 06/10/2009 05:29

    wouldn’t you be remmy?

  18. SuperB 06/10/2009 05:30

    Kendra preggers, huh? I guess HB3 completed instead of receiving for once.

  19. RemSteale 06/10/2009 05:31

    Only if I could be in the middle of the sandwich Watt

  20. Rick (with a silent P) 06/10/2009 05:32

    “Kendra preggers, huh? I guess HB3 completed instead of receiving for once.”

    B…but if she gives birth to Yoda, Hef will have to pay child support…

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